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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"please someone get AI to do this" is the most pathetic fuckin sentence i have ever read. take a good look at how far the AI revolution has taken us. from "could someone please record this ten second bit and lay it over existing moon landing footage" all the way to "please SOMEONE get AI to do this"
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Gavin Newsom spent the early months of Trump 2 having friendly chats with far-right extremists. He praised Steve Bannon shortly after he gave a literal Nazi salute.
Google "Newsom vetoes" for a long list of things he has fucked up for California. He's a snake and you shouldn't trust him.
Google "Newsom vetoes" for a long list of things he has fucked up for California. He's a snake and you shouldn't trust him.
You may have gripes...nobody is perfect, but Newsom has been a great governor. He's an excellent administrator, and if you want to join the circular firing squad which has destroyed progressive politics, be it on you.
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Gavin Newsom spent the early months of Trump 2 having friendly chats with far-right extremists. He praised Steve Bannon shortly after he gave a literal Nazi salute.
Google "Newsom vetoes" for a long list of things he has fucked up for California. He's a snake and you shouldn't trust him.
Google "Newsom vetoes" for a long list of things he has fucked up for California. He's a snake and you shouldn't trust him.
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sometimes, which what i’ve learned from, of when’s all comes down to yourself — indeed, i might add — has always been them into some
I am going to die
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December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
sometimes, which what i’ve learned from, of when’s all comes down to yourself — indeed, i might add — has always been them into some
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Little known fact: when quarterbacks are looking at the card on their wrists in a high-pressure situation they are reading a little note that says “JUST BE YOURSELF. :)”
October 27, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Little known fact: when quarterbacks are looking at the card on their wrists in a high-pressure situation they are reading a little note that says “JUST BE YOURSELF. :)”
As a Bears fan, I don’t think they’re as good as their record, but you have to admit that this performance under a first year head coach is a huge step in the right direction for the organization. Get 2-3 more wins and we’re in playoff contention
NFC North standings after 11 weeks:
Bears 7-3
Packers 6-3-1
Lions 6-4
Vikings 4-6
Bears 7-3
Packers 6-3-1
Lions 6-4
Vikings 4-6
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
As a Bears fan, I don’t think they’re as good as their record, but you have to admit that this performance under a first year head coach is a huge step in the right direction for the organization. Get 2-3 more wins and we’re in playoff contention
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Living by the sword: yes, hahaha, this rules
Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit
Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit
MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.”
@mediaite.com #GA14
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@mediaite.com #GA14
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November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Living by the sword: yes, hahaha, this rules
Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit
Dying by the sword: wtf is this shit
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I tap my partner on the shoulder. “You okay hon?”
They sigh deeply. “I just didn’t wake up feeling the cheesiest. In fact I’m not sure I’m feeling very cheesy at all.”
They light another cigarette. I take a deep sigh myself. It’s going to be one of those days.
They sigh deeply. “I just didn’t wake up feeling the cheesiest. In fact I’m not sure I’m feeling very cheesy at all.”
They light another cigarette. I take a deep sigh myself. It’s going to be one of those days.
November 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I tap my partner on the shoulder. “You okay hon?”
They sigh deeply. “I just didn’t wake up feeling the cheesiest. In fact I’m not sure I’m feeling very cheesy at all.”
They light another cigarette. I take a deep sigh myself. It’s going to be one of those days.
They sigh deeply. “I just didn’t wake up feeling the cheesiest. In fact I’m not sure I’m feeling very cheesy at all.”
They light another cigarette. I take a deep sigh myself. It’s going to be one of those days.
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Sky’s the limit for your social strategy: Bluesky is now in Hootsuite.
Whether you are new to the platform or well seasoned, Hootsuite is the tool to help you unlock your potential on Bluesky.
Schedule, publish, and track your Bluesky posts without leaving Hootsuite. Try it today 💙
Whether you are new to the platform or well seasoned, Hootsuite is the tool to help you unlock your potential on Bluesky.
Schedule, publish, and track your Bluesky posts without leaving Hootsuite. Try it today 💙
September 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Sky’s the limit for your social strategy: Bluesky is now in Hootsuite.
Whether you are new to the platform or well seasoned, Hootsuite is the tool to help you unlock your potential on Bluesky.
Schedule, publish, and track your Bluesky posts without leaving Hootsuite. Try it today 💙
Whether you are new to the platform or well seasoned, Hootsuite is the tool to help you unlock your potential on Bluesky.
Schedule, publish, and track your Bluesky posts without leaving Hootsuite. Try it today 💙
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I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.
September 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I would like the child sacrificed to stop, either by we stop doing them, or we acquire an orb with some kind of enchantment, I don't want to be too prescriptive about it, but an orb or other artifact with magical properties that causes them to stop.
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
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field goal is up and good, mariners lead the angels 10-0 at the half
September 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
field goal is up and good, mariners lead the angels 10-0 at the half
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Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.
Most normal Bears media headline
Was this the summer the Chicago Bears turned pretty?
September 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Most normal Bears media headline
It’s so brave for the GEICO gecko to go out into the big wide world. If I was that small I’d just stay in a tiny house with Matt Damon
August 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It’s so brave for the GEICO gecko to go out into the big wide world. If I was that small I’d just stay in a tiny house with Matt Damon
They should make lead paint that’s edible
August 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
They should make lead paint that’s edible
Asa Rhoden was named America’s Coolest Guy, according to Oopla Cool Test
August 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Asa Rhoden was named America’s Coolest Guy, according to Oopla Cool Test
If you are watching something on an airplane, it is your civic duty to turn on subtitles so Asa can sneak a little peak
July 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If you are watching something on an airplane, it is your civic duty to turn on subtitles so Asa can sneak a little peak
Good morning to everyone except
1. People who moan loudly in public when they move
2. People who don’t use headphones while blaring videos in public
1. People who moan loudly in public when they move
2. People who don’t use headphones while blaring videos in public
July 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Good morning to everyone except
1. People who moan loudly in public when they move
2. People who don’t use headphones while blaring videos in public
1. People who moan loudly in public when they move
2. People who don’t use headphones while blaring videos in public
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1000 likes = 1 picture of a box of raisins i'll find online somewhere
July 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
1000 likes = 1 picture of a box of raisins i'll find online somewhere
Gonna name my kid Brix
July 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Gonna name my kid Brix
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Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
June 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky
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Help! I was literally a baby for the start of the last WMD-based Middle East war. Repost with the best anti-war bangers from the 2000s so I can make a playlist on this pretty bad Monday.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DETZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DETZ...
Fun & Games
YouTube video by Barenaked Ladies - Topic
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June 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Help! I was literally a baby for the start of the last WMD-based Middle East war. Repost with the best anti-war bangers from the 2000s so I can make a playlist on this pretty bad Monday.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DETZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DETZ...
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this