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A Very Large Bear (hibernation pack)
@averylargebear.bsky.social
It costs you nothing to be kind!

Fearful Jesuit, wanderer

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Bronx mentality, Upstate reality
Sirianni could make the Super Bowl & get a golden handshake & so many of the people in my life who are Eagles fans would be genuinely relieved
Eagles fans are going to boo this team at the Super Bowl parade.
January 11, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Big Dom shaking his head with a headset on as Patullo calls the play in lmao
January 11, 2026 at 10:24 PM
ahahahahahahaha
January 11, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Josh Allen you freakshow lmao
January 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
The Prodigal Son remains my favorite parable for good reason
Losing my shit at Ashley St Clair doing a reverse Naomi Wolf.
January 11, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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Lmfao what an awesome proposal. One reason you need a 90% income tax rate at this level is these guys are too stupid to have the amount of power they do. Like giving a glock to a 4 year old
January 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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opbf found this on the ground

the kids are all right
January 11, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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If the Eagles lose today the way the Packers lost last night imma set my car on fire.
January 11, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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The only sure way to know today’s NFL playoff schedule is to follow @treblaw.bsky.social
January 11, 2026 at 1:19 PM
SPECIAL TEAMS ARE A STRESS TEST

LA RAMS, YOU HAVE HYPERTROPHIC CARDIOMYOPATHY
January 11, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Need to add this was an invention by Chris Berman on NFL Primetime for anytime Chuba Hubbard does something. Chuba Missile Crisis might be his best work ever
January 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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The Rams are so unserious for not being up by 20
January 10, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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Pedocon theory on a longer dynasty run than the 1990s Chicago Bulls
January 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Panthers are super booty but I don't trust this Rams team at all. You can move the ball against them & their special teams are awful. If the Eagles do their job against SF, they will process the Rams into paste, IMO
January 10, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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Early humans thought this was the height of cool over 2million years ago
January 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Sending this one to Mami
Love when I get the chance to use this.
January 10, 2026 at 10:00 PM
"It's chicken parm season," he said aloud to himself Northeasternly
January 10, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I needed some basics and ended up at the black hole at the center of the American Galaxy, more to come
January 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Must be fun to wake up in the world you helped midwife & have no recognition or sense of your own responsibility. It must be a nice kind of existence to not have a conscience worth examining.
January 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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playing indiana
January 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Indiana plays MEAN fucking football I love it I love it I love it
January 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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I can't believe J.D. Vance went on TV and said "Ich bin Evil! Ich bin Evil!!! Ich bin der Evil kleine Chocolate Boy!!" with chocolate smeared all over his mouth and lederhosen. But he did. And we all saw it
January 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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I saw this video of a Vietnam vet in the fur coat yelling at ICE and thought to myself, "this is missing something," before I realized, "Ah, of course, the Ether instrumental. It's so obvious."
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I've been thinking about this a lot recently, no reason.

Anyway, I always thought it was insane to stop advancing & he lost the second he took the offer from Potato Man. Speed, speed, speed!
i wonder at what point Prigozhin realized his insane Wagnerite drive on Moscow might succeed but also he didn’t have that dog in him to rule Russia
January 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM