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Merry Christmas, friends
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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December 28, 2024 at 7:08 PM
roommate: you’re back early

me: quesarito is back

studio apartment roomie: what?

me: *slipping a stained necktie under the collar of my US Polo Assn. button up* quesarito is back
December 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Thinking about referring to Christmas as “The Jolly Man’s Big Day” like a local radio ad doing a Super Bowl promotion.
December 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Yet they can’t get Carols trash collected successfully
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Nov 28
Cheaper and easier to build than manned vehicles, and in some cases more effective, drones are a military planner's dream – and greatly reduce the risk of a pilot or operator being killed in action. https://cnn.it/48hCUNp
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Higher quality cos I'm a sicko
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The man most prepared to lead the left wing movement in a post Trump America … and two other dudes in black jackets
October 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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It’s Friday
October 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Somebody has been watching that Ed Gein show on Netflix
Trump: plans to incorporate deceased individuals
October 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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tfw u have major Heat plans
June 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here

Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
June 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
June 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Why is this presser lit like a Fincher movie?
On the lack of federal terrorism charges in Minn. killings, Acting U.S. Attorney Joseph Thompson says they "brought the charges that we think are appropriate right now."
June 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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John Carpenter had a lively friday
September 26, 2024 at 6:48 AM
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Fuck.
July 13, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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It's increasingly clear that the people who make generative AI don't like films, don't like books, don't like art of any kind, and don't understand why anyone else does.
June 16, 2024 at 4:06 PM
who let the dogs out? (midair)
@CBSNews: Bark Air, an airline for dogs, faces lawsuit after its maiden voyage https://t.co/TzDYPMT5pr
June 8, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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34 COUNTS???!
May 30, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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I cannot control my wretched flagwife. Anyway here’s my ruling on abortion: no one can have one.
May 30, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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There was another Bored Teen I remember reading about his name was Vladimir Lenin and
May 25, 2024 at 4:01 PM
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benjamin sega
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ages backwards
May 21, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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I know you’re being sardonic but there was an old game for the Apple II called “Car Builder” and the “ideal” chassis design that would get highest marks in the wind tunnel test looked almost EXACTLY like the Cybertruck
April 18, 2024 at 12:40 PM