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Allen W POE II(j)
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Who's in charge of this rinky-dink little operation
Welcome to CRS
August 11, 2023 at 5:15 AM
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Sneaking into the smithsonian and writing Rusty Shackleford on the declaration of independence as a tribute to dale gribble
August 10, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Reading all of these to the tune of “Firestarter” by The Prodigy
July 8, 2023 at 8:20 PM
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mom: we have marx brothers at home

the marx brothers at home:
so far three candidates have emerged as proposed nomenclature: herbo, shimbo, and fembo
what if there was a female himbo
July 4, 2023 at 5:58 PM
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"If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you." (Calvin Coolidge)
July 3, 2023 at 7:33 PM
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no survivors
July 3, 2023 at 3:57 PM
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The next time someone tells you "I don't care if the government spies on me, I have nothing to hide," share this with them.
Deputy U.S. Marshal Pleads Guilty to Obtaining Cell Phone Location Information Unlawfully
A deputy U.S. Marshal pleaded guilty today to misusing a law enforcement service to obtain cell phone location information for personal use.
www.justice.gov
July 3, 2023 at 9:01 PM
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July 2, 2023 at 6:35 AM
Yup, it’s what it looks like
TIL about this cultural practice
July 2, 2023 at 2:14 AM
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July 2, 2023 at 2:12 AM
An overwhelming skeet volume
If the horny posting on main here has taught Bluesky devs anything, it's that the site should be prepared for big loads.
July 2, 2023 at 1:29 AM
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That time G. Gordon Liddy was asked about his love for Hitler and eugenics and he basically responded “GO WOKE GO BROKE”
July 1, 2023 at 8:32 PM
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For all the people just joining, we’ve developed our own slang here on bluesky so it might be a little confusing at first. Here’s a helpful explainer for some of the more common terms:
July 2, 2023 at 1:07 AM
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New users, please know that the design of this site means (among other things) that your blocks are public and it’s very easy for anyone to collect and save everything you post - like nude photos.
Without much better messaging about the public nature of this site, Bluesky risks becoming an attractive nuisance that will put unsuspecting users at risk of revealing WAY too much in ways that can’t be undone.
July 1, 2023 at 11:45 PM
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premium version of bluesky where paul breaks through the walls of your house to update your app for you, jay delivers a patch of grass for you to touch, and daniel cuts your internet wires
android update just passed app review

1.37 should help reduce the server load and get us back on track
ios users: 1.37 should be available now or soon with some performance improvements

android users: it's still in review but will come soon
July 1, 2023 at 9:57 PM
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Blessing the timeline.
June 29, 2023 at 7:12 PM
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workshopping a post w the crew
June 26, 2023 at 11:57 PM
I love the Internet
June 26, 2023 at 11:48 AM
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there are many praying for my downfall but no one's acting to make it happen except me
June 25, 2023 at 6:46 AM
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I keep telling you: ALL the demons are here. ALL OF THEM 100% guaranteed
June 23, 2023 at 3:54 PM
“You wouldn't believe me if I told you” should be on the James Bong family crest
June 23, 2023 at 10:04 PM
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In my discord military vet server, I'm asking the Navy boys the important questions.

Like are navy submarines just giant fart hotboxes?

No, they burn the farts off
June 23, 2023 at 7:14 PM