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@babymaps.bsky.social
teacher, mum, socialist, she/her
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Don't forget it
June 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Don't forget it
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“Firing back”
Gotta wonder about the value and wisdom of "there is a shopping cart on fire" news updates in the paper of record
June 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
“Firing back”
can tell im on my period bc i jUST SOBBED at the uk #eurovision - she was genuinely like what the hell!!! im singing at eurovision!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹
May 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
can tell im on my period bc i jUST SOBBED at the uk #eurovision - she was genuinely like what the hell!!! im singing at eurovision!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹
We had to start #eurovision an hr late - what time will the main show finish??? trying to speed thru so we can vote
May 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
We had to start #eurovision an hr late - what time will the main show finish??? trying to speed thru so we can vote
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I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
April 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
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Potentially sick own followed by unnecessary, unsuccessful heat check followed by "oh crap" legal liability follow-up
March 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Potentially sick own followed by unnecessary, unsuccessful heat check followed by "oh crap" legal liability follow-up
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
March 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
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this review for a brownie recipe is sending me
March 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
this review for a brownie recipe is sending me
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didn’t know you could make them worse
March 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
didn’t know you could make them worse
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old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.
Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”
Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”
Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
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“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
December 26, 2024 at 4:10 PM
“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
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“Tiny Tim, who did NOT log off”
December 25, 2024 at 2:19 PM
“Tiny Tim, who did NOT log off”
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Your nan trying to keep warm in Starmer’s Britain
December 26, 2024 at 11:27 AM
Your nan trying to keep warm in Starmer’s Britain
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baby girl nosferatu
December 25, 2024 at 8:02 PM
baby girl nosferatu
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The creatine subreddit is going off
December 26, 2024 at 2:50 AM
The creatine subreddit is going off
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charles dickens really popped off when he came up with “humbug!” that shit was like bazinga for old fuckers with ass taste in pajamas
December 25, 2024 at 7:17 PM
charles dickens really popped off when he came up with “humbug!” that shit was like bazinga for old fuckers with ass taste in pajamas
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A front page for the ages.
December 24, 2024 at 1:12 PM
A front page for the ages.
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Tiny Tim has defected to ISIS
December 24, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Tiny Tim has defected to ISIS
Nothing says christmas eve like drinking wine while your partner builds a large role playing toy for your child and muppets christmas carol is on in the background
December 24, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Nothing says christmas eve like drinking wine while your partner builds a large role playing toy for your child and muppets christmas carol is on in the background
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Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024
December 21, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Barack Obama has shared his top erotic free-to-play games of 2024