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computers, chicago, etc
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they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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"co pay" is a brilliant rebranding by insurance companies of them not paying
December 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Periodically I’m like, “we should all restart nice simple blogs and RSS feeds and start again and do it better this time”.
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Clinging to this saga and continuing to be amazed at how much of everything is visual effects
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It's that time of year... 💻🎄📆

adventofcode.com/2025/day/1
Day 1 - Advent of Code 2025
adventofcode.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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You know I’m a Food Guy, and Paprika is where all my recipes live. It’s a no-nonsense, pragmatic, workhorse kitchen app. If you know what a mise is, this is the recipe app you want.
The single most useful cooking app I use, Paprika, is on its annual sale

You give it links and it pulls and formats the recipe for you so you can save it and look at it in the future without ads or long narratives

I use it on my phone, so here’s the link apps.apple.com/us/app/papri...
Paprika Recipe Manager 3 App - App Store
Download Paprika Recipe Manager 3 by Hindsight Labs LLC on the App Store. See screenshots, ratings and reviews, user tips, and more games like Paprika Recipe…
apps.apple.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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But *how* will they #PlowTheSidewalks? With what technology?
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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National Design Studio
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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love too have a privatized health care system where understanding my plan requires me to go on a journey.

Like any teacher, the company can only help me start; the rest of the road, I must walk myself.
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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this weather map is truly unhinged.
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Better things ARE possible‽
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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acting US attorney for central CA says federal agents can buy alcohol for children
x.com/USAttyEssayl...
October 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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How did this become a thing at all, let alone the default?
October 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Great moments in redaction history.
October 18, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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this is… i… i think sarah’s article has genuinely unlocked all of 2025
October 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.
January 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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my little brother challenged my perspective this morning with some heterodox thinking. why AM i hitting myself. why AM i hitting myself
October 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM