Jessica Stone Levy
@beautymarks.bsky.social
Trademark law in CO, kvetching, my super-cute dog, polyglot wannabe, skiing, cooking, making #shitmanteau happen. Practicing law with my husband at stonelevyllc.com.
Well, my 86 year-old mom just read the title as « Wake Up Dead Ham » and I’m afraid that’s now the movie’s name.
December 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Well, my 86 year-old mom just read the title as « Wake Up Dead Ham » and I’m afraid that’s now the movie’s name.
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Every major news organization should be writing about how insane this is and how, if he takes this country to war (tomorrow?), it is the act of a madman.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Every major news organization should be writing about how insane this is and how, if he takes this country to war (tomorrow?), it is the act of a madman.
Ranting: Not only can I not remove the distracting and obstructing Copilot bubble from Word, but Outlook still wants me to correct "I appreciate your checking with the client" to "YOU checking." Thanks for nothing, MS🗑️
December 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Ranting: Not only can I not remove the distracting and obstructing Copilot bubble from Word, but Outlook still wants me to correct "I appreciate your checking with the client" to "YOU checking." Thanks for nothing, MS🗑️
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Tfw you put your destination into the map and arrival time is 4:20. Too on the nose, Colorado?
December 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Tfw you put your destination into the map and arrival time is 4:20. Too on the nose, Colorado?
Just read an ad in a swanky bougie local magazine for a restaurant that offers a “prefix menu” and glad to be getting the fuck out of town . . . and fleeing to somewhere I’m sure to find equally egregious illiterations (my own coinage?) on which to comment.
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Just read an ad in a swanky bougie local magazine for a restaurant that offers a “prefix menu” and glad to be getting the fuck out of town . . . and fleeing to somewhere I’m sure to find equally egregious illiterations (my own coinage?) on which to comment.
I might consider calmer real estate agency representation but YMMV.
December 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I might consider calmer real estate agency representation but YMMV.
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their goal is to kill children
and every Republican senator who knew better and voted to confirm him anyway has that blood on their hands
and every Republican senator who knew better and voted to confirm him anyway has that blood on their hands
Kennedy's zombie ACIP panel just voted to restrict hepatitis B vaccine for newborns. Experts say it will harm children for no reason. www.ms.now/news/rfk-cdc...
ACIP member Dr. Cody Meissner:
"'Do no harm' is a moral imperative. We are doing harm by changing this wording. And I vote no."
ACIP member Dr. Cody Meissner:
"'Do no harm' is a moral imperative. We are doing harm by changing this wording. And I vote no."
RFK Jr.’s CDC panel: No more hepatitis B vaccine for some newborns
The CDC's vaccine advisory panel, stocked with anti-vaccine activists and loyalists to RFK Jr., voted Friday to stop recommending a birth dose of vaccine.
www.ms.now
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
their goal is to kill children
and every Republican senator who knew better and voted to confirm him anyway has that blood on their hands
and every Republican senator who knew better and voted to confirm him anyway has that blood on their hands
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rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.
Kennedy’s Methodical 2-Decade Quest to Dismantle Vaccine Policy
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
rfk jr wants to kill your kids, it’s really that simple.
You would think that the @uspto.bsky.social could at least crack down on the #trademark scammers who use USPTO in their names.
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
You would think that the @uspto.bsky.social could at least crack down on the #trademark scammers who use USPTO in their names.
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h/t @robertfreundlaw.bsky.social
holy shit, an accurate legal critique of LLMs. LLMs don't reason because they're just stitching together plausible-looking sentences indifferent to the content
holy shit, an accurate legal critique of LLMs. LLMs don't reason because they're just stitching together plausible-looking sentences indifferent to the content
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
h/t @robertfreundlaw.bsky.social
holy shit, an accurate legal critique of LLMs. LLMs don't reason because they're just stitching together plausible-looking sentences indifferent to the content
holy shit, an accurate legal critique of LLMs. LLMs don't reason because they're just stitching together plausible-looking sentences indifferent to the content
And if not now, when?
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
And if not now, when?
BIG excitement in the Levy household today. Gonna be jumping around like Navin Johnson when it arrives😜!
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
BIG excitement in the Levy household today. Gonna be jumping around like Navin Johnson when it arrives😜!
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HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
HE'S APPEALING TO THE SUPREME COURT OF THE UNITED STATES THAT HE BE ALLOWED TO STARVE AMERICANS
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THIS IS AMAZING. ALSO WHAT, IF ANYTHING, DID WE FORGET TO RUIN?
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
THIS IS AMAZING. ALSO WHAT, IF ANYTHING, DID WE FORGET TO RUIN?
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Who is wise? One who learns from all people.
Who is a fool? One who is content with their own limited understanding of the world.
(Pirkei Avot, Ethics of our Fathers)
Who is a fool? One who is content with their own limited understanding of the world.
(Pirkei Avot, Ethics of our Fathers)
November 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Who is wise? One who learns from all people.
Who is a fool? One who is content with their own limited understanding of the world.
(Pirkei Avot, Ethics of our Fathers)
Who is a fool? One who is content with their own limited understanding of the world.
(Pirkei Avot, Ethics of our Fathers)
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Dick Cheney lived long enough to witness the horrors he had unleashed.
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Dick Cheney lived long enough to witness the horrors he had unleashed.
My brain short-circuited tonight and hurled me back to 1973 and this amazing skit from The Electric Company, one of the greatest variety shows ever: youtu.be/KPLX6Ce1OTc?...
Love of Chair 3
YouTube video by Col Scott
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My brain short-circuited tonight and hurled me back to 1973 and this amazing skit from The Electric Company, one of the greatest variety shows ever: youtu.be/KPLX6Ce1OTc?...
Can’t stop reading this poem.
November 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Can’t stop reading this poem.
More masks on this flight than I’ve seen since 2021 and I don’t mean the Halloween kind. Are people finally getting the picture?
October 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
More masks on this flight than I’ve seen since 2021 and I don’t mean the Halloween kind. Are people finally getting the picture?
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"Will the mayor of New York be strong enough on Israel?," they ask as they tune into to Tucker's pleasant sit-down with a Nazi.
October 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"Will the mayor of New York be strong enough on Israel?," they ask as they tune into to Tucker's pleasant sit-down with a Nazi.
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This is literally Nazi shit. This is what the Nazis did. If you support this, you are a Nazi, and if that makes you upset, then STOP BEING A FUCKING NAZI
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too. n.pr/4qFa1mY
Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
n.pr
October 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is literally Nazi shit. This is what the Nazis did. If you support this, you are a Nazi, and if that makes you upset, then STOP BEING A FUCKING NAZI
And yet the Lanes wondered why nobody ever wanted to come to their Friday evening cocktail shindigs . . .
Tunies (circa 1957-circa 1967): A line of skinless, tuna fish-franks, meant to be eaten like hot dogs. They were the brainchild of William Lane, who developed them as a meatless option for Catholics, along with tuna cocktail weenies (Mar-Tunies) and tuna salami (Sea-Lomi)
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
And yet the Lanes wondered why nobody ever wanted to come to their Friday evening cocktail shindigs . . .
I needed this belly laugh today!
I suppose that "Truth is blinding" is a clever enough advertising tagline for the Oedipus production newly arriving on Broadway, but "A motherfucking great play" is, come on, sitting right there. Do I have to do everything?
October 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I needed this belly laugh today!
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It is truly bizarre that Trump says things that make it sound like he might be having a stroke every day and “does the president have dementia?” isn’t a major ongoing story. What was the MRI for?
This Greg Sargent interview of Meredith Shiner goes way beyond what's captured by the article headline. Greg's interviews for the New Republic are always great. This one, covering the media's ignoring of trump's mental deterioration, among other things, maybe a little more important than most.
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It is truly bizarre that Trump says things that make it sound like he might be having a stroke every day and “does the president have dementia?” isn’t a major ongoing story. What was the MRI for?