Bob Smith
@beelzebob.bsky.social
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Remember Garfield Minus Garfield? I feel like this version of Christianity is Bible Minus Jesus
the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Remember Garfield Minus Garfield? I feel like this version of Christianity is Bible Minus Jesus
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Found my new favorite Super Bowl content
February 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Found my new favorite Super Bowl content
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If you go into the details, it makes the play clear as day. China gets to keep the money and the company, but our government gets the user data and to influence the algorithm.
They're working WITH China to spy on us. Seems like a layup message for Dems if they want it.
They're working WITH China to spy on us. Seems like a layup message for Dems if they want it.
Hahahaha incredible
*BYTEDANCE TO MAINTAIN OWNERSHIP OF TIKTOK US BUSINESS OPS: RTRS
*BYTEDANCE TO MAINTAIN OWNERSHIP OF TIKTOK US BUSINESS OPS: RTRS
ByteDance expected to play big role in new US TikTok, sources say
ByteDance will play a bigger than expected role in the new TikTok entity that is set to be sold to U.S. and global investors to address U.S. national security concerns, three sources familiar with the matter told Reuters, in a new structure that appears to lay out the continued and significant involvement of the China-based global tech giant.
www.reuters.com
September 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If you go into the details, it makes the play clear as day. China gets to keep the money and the company, but our government gets the user data and to influence the algorithm.
They're working WITH China to spy on us. Seems like a layup message for Dems if they want it.
They're working WITH China to spy on us. Seems like a layup message for Dems if they want it.
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The Super Bowl needs to go w/ a full k-pop halftime show next year just for the outrage. It would be incredible. (It would also probably be awesome).
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The Super Bowl needs to go w/ a full k-pop halftime show next year just for the outrage. It would be incredible. (It would also probably be awesome).
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Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
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Sam Darnold, who barely played in 2022-23 (seven total starts), has been party to 34 wins since leaving the Jets in 2021. The Jets have 26 wins since 2021
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Sam Darnold, who barely played in 2022-23 (seven total starts), has been party to 34 wins since leaving the Jets in 2021. The Jets have 26 wins since 2021
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Man the NYT is petty and stupid. Lol
February 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Man the NYT is petty and stupid. Lol
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Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms
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Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
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Fwiw 1, 3, 5, 7 and 8 are already required in law or policy and are not being followed so this is already half dead on arrival.
Schumer & Jeffries lay out the Democratic demands for a DHS funding deal in a letter to the top Republican leaders
February 5, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Fwiw 1, 3, 5, 7 and 8 are already required in law or policy and are not being followed so this is already half dead on arrival.
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I do not miss the good old days. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.
February 4, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I do not miss the good old days. Watch #NightThoughts on Hulu.
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We had an AUSA come apart at the seams in court yesterday because of how fucked up this whole situation is, so in response some Dems just put more Trump judges on the bench. Hey isn't that Mark Kelly the bitch trying to get $5 from me because Trump hates him? Fuck you spaceman
By a vote of 58-39, the Senate confirmed the nomination of Aaron Christian Peterson to be United States District Judge for the District of Alaska. Democrat Senators voting aye: Duckworth, Durbin, Hassan, Kaine, Kelly, Shaheen, and Whitehouse. Senators not voting: Crapo, McConnell, and Murphy.
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
We had an AUSA come apart at the seams in court yesterday because of how fucked up this whole situation is, so in response some Dems just put more Trump judges on the bench. Hey isn't that Mark Kelly the bitch trying to get $5 from me because Trump hates him? Fuck you spaceman
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Josh Shapiro is a disgusting worm. Krasner’s opinion here should be the message of every elected democrat in the U.S.
February 3, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Josh Shapiro is a disgusting worm. Krasner’s opinion here should be the message of every elected democrat in the U.S.
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Josh Shapiro squaring off against The Unkillable Larry Krasner shows you just how dogshit his political instincts are. This guy is awwwwwful
Gov. Josh Shapiro called District Attorney Larry Krasner's comparison of ICE agents to Nazis "abhorrent." Krasner responded that Shapiro is "not meeting the moment."
Philly DA Larry Krasner says ‘don’t be a wimp’ after Gov. Josh Shapiro decried his comparison of ICE agents to Nazis
www.inquirer.com
February 2, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Josh Shapiro squaring off against The Unkillable Larry Krasner shows you just how dogshit his political instincts are. This guy is awwwwwful
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Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
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The Pitt got greenlit for a season 3, out next February, and the announcement has very funny comment from HBO chairman Casey Bloys that’s like “yeah, turns out if you just make a TV show like how we used to make TV shows you can have a 15+ episode season every year 🤷♂️”
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
The Pitt got greenlit for a season 3, out next February, and the announcement has very funny comment from HBO chairman Casey Bloys that’s like “yeah, turns out if you just make a TV show like how we used to make TV shows you can have a 15+ episode season every year 🤷♂️”
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Normally against "I have always hated this guy" but you can do that to Aronofsky. Always enjoyed that Satoshi Kon really politely hated him for ripping him off. animationobsessive.substack.com/p/the-real-h...
January 30, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Normally against "I have always hated this guy" but you can do that to Aronofsky. Always enjoyed that Satoshi Kon really politely hated him for ripping him off. animationobsessive.substack.com/p/the-real-h...
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looks like shit.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War
• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind
• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 8:52 PM
looks like shit.
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GOALIE GOAL GOALIE GOAL GOALIE GOAL
January 28, 2026 at 10:24 PM
GOALIE GOAL GOALIE GOAL GOALIE GOAL
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please remember that no matter how many “ICE is losing in MN” articles you read today, there is still a very real, urgent, ongoing crisis in Minnesota.
people need food and they need rent money. that has not changed.
people need food and they need rent money. that has not changed.
January 28, 2026 at 2:55 PM
please remember that no matter how many “ICE is losing in MN” articles you read today, there is still a very real, urgent, ongoing crisis in Minnesota.
people need food and they need rent money. that has not changed.
people need food and they need rent money. that has not changed.
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i would personally love to see noem drag miller down with her
"Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen," Noem told a person who relayed her remarks to Axios.""
Anyone paying attentions - it's been President Miler calling the shots.
Now the vipers are going after each other. 🐍🐍🐍
Anyone paying attentions - it's been President Miler calling the shots.
Now the vipers are going after each other. 🐍🐍🐍
January 27, 2026 at 9:08 PM
i would personally love to see noem drag miller down with her
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incredible. if a wrestler came out to this song, i would take a child's soda and throw it at them
January 27, 2026 at 8:50 PM
incredible. if a wrestler came out to this song, i would take a child's soda and throw it at them