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LaZonya (BeeZee)
@beesknees.bsky.social
BeeZee: thriving on minimal effort, maximum flavor, and the quiet judgment of people who take life too seriously

🎶... just a drop of water in an endless sea🎶

My favorite childhood cartoon moment:
https://youtu.be/OiZcoiKQHnI?si=9iegbA8V4ZhS-42s
@fatpeppy3.bsky.social I haven't been on Bluesky in a while, so I stalked your page. You're welcome.
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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the dicklaration of indepenis
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Someone tell @fatpeppy3.bsky.social that I love him.
December 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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g'nite
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<lays down on comfy pillow under guillotine, pulls cord>
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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WD-40 but it’s my bra size
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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My mother’s people were Hoosiers.
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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My Christmas newsletter to family is what I ate for lunch and which episode of Murder She Wrote was on each day.
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Hello FBI @beesknees.bsky.social is making me be a responsible adult please lock her up
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Pestering someone to literal death is called annoyhilation.
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Groak [grohk]
(v.)
-Staring at someone while they eat, in the hope that they will offer you some food.
(n.)
-A wistful look on any article greatly desired.

Used in a sentence:
“The ambrosial redolence wafting from the delightsome smorgasbord had my pups groaking throughout the holiday repast.”
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'm still here. I just don't have anything worth saying.
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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@fatpeppy3.bsky.social I'm so proud of you. It's been a long day and you're handling it like a pro.
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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hey babe you ok? you’ve hardly eaten any mentos today, don’t you want to be fresh and full of life?
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Milton and Mabel
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Life is never perfect. Why do we expect it will be?
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 AM
@fatpeppy3.bsky.social I'm sorry for my poor communication skills.
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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The struggle is real. 😂

#LetsGoBlueJays ❤️🙏🏽⚾️
I’m enjoying the games and the drama, but I honestly believe if I was a real fan of either of these teams I’d be dead from a coronary.
November 2, 2025 at 3:44 AM
@fatpeppy3.bsky.social is my best friend and I hope he feels better soon. Y'all send him healing vibes and prayers.
November 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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LETS GO BLUE JAYS!
www.cbc.ca/arts/toronto...
October 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Always choose the treadmill closest to the defibrillator

I know this now
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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You don’t grow by winning. You grow by surviving the shitty parts.
October 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM