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It's okay Amy. We don't want to be in their stupid film anyway.
March 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
This is a great thread for those of us of a certain age
Things I expected to see more in life based on my childhood comics:

- magicians wearing tuxedos
- ‘Keep off the grass’ signs
- pies cooling on windowsills
- people shaking their fists
- anvils
March 22, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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Indeed – I once went to great lengths to explain it to someone by creating this slightly horrific mashup
March 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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The Irish have started calling Conor McGregor, ‘Andrew Tayto’.
March 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I first thought it was Dominic Cumming’s sticking his head through one of those face in the hole boards
March 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Absolutely howling at the last shot of this.
March 14, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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Good afternoon, you're through to Edward Scissorhands, how can I hel

Ah. Sorry. Cut her off.
March 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Your grandad’s gone to Superdry again.
March 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Oh what, we're allowed videos longer than 60 seconds now? A marvellous excuse to post a snippet of pop music theory from my Twitter archive for the four people who like that kind of thing
March 12, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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ACTORS: Comedy is much harder than drama.
WRITERS: Comedy is much harder than drama.
DIRECTORS: Comedy is much harder than drama.
EDITORS: Comedy is much harder than drama.

JOURNALISTS, AWARDS PANELS, CRITICS:
March 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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I painted my wife's portrait, and she said the style was 'a bit too Picasso' for her liking. She's got a blinking cheek.
March 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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A man just shouted at me until I answered his questionnaire on christianity. He scared the b) Jesus out of me.
March 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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will always have love in my heart for annoying people, especially writers, and am consequently thrilled by this anecdote about Saint-Ex
March 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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me: (talking out loud while i write in my diary) today was ok, i just wish i could have eaten more breadsticks

waiter: *sighs* sir would you like more breadsticks
March 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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“I’m imposing tariffs. For an hour.”
March 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Controversy at a local brass band competition over claims the judges weren’t oompahtial.
February 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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“Peanuts make me swell up like a beach ball”
“Is that an allergy?”
“No, simile”
February 24, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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My old man's a hat thief
He wears a dustman's hat
August 30, 2023 at 5:08 PM
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On this day 1981: Lady Diana Spencer and Prince Charles announce their engagement.
February 24, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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[John Virgo sotto voce]
One of the most shameful things l've ever seen here at the Crucible
February 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Danny Baker's won in Germany, lads. Free vinyl and fez hats for all!
February 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Bizarrely specific option available when you book a train ticket in Poland
February 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I'm in Poland. Saw this on a frozen lake earlier.
February 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM