biryaniboy.bsky.social
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Bottom trawling is horribly destructive to coastal ocean ecosystems, and deep-sea mining will do the same to the open ocean. #OceanFilm 🌊
May 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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I bet Cory booker had such a long piss
April 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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"I used AI to make a Studio Ghibl-"
March 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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no i will not draw you a map to the clit i will hold your hand and walk with you on the long and arduous journey through dry desert and torrential flood until we reach the summit and scream off the edge of the clit together
March 6, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Unfortunately that French lady singing “Emiiiiiilia” is now an intrusive thought.
March 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Thinking about that French woman who sang with her award at the Oscar’s. Wtf was she doin
March 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Accidentally spent $4,000 on elf cosplayer pics during the economic blackout... Wife is banging on the bathroom door trying to beat my ass I'm trying to explain to her it counts as a "local business purchase"
February 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Chuds may want to pretend they own the hobby, but they're not the ones getting published in White Dwarf.
February 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
If you’ve ever spoken ill on Waffle House, just know, you do not belong in my idealized american society
February 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Seeing a guy double fisting chocolate milks at the Sheetz
February 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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I skipped that "advice from the over 30s" QT that was going around a couple of weeks ago, but I have one now.

If there is a little sandwich place that does a sandwich that is perfect and you love it, get that sandwich whenever you feel like it, because any day that shop might shut without warning.
February 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Goon mythical morning
February 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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one time I accidentally brought a pizza to a gunfight instead of a gun and we ate the pizza and resolved differences until the last slice of pizza was up for grabs and a gunfight broke out
February 12, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Getting sucked into a Boeing 737's engine intake and coming out the otherside with my tie undone and covered in kissies
February 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
As a male Pink Pantheress fan, we stand in solidarity with the male Clairo fans
February 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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The leopards are absolutely stuffed. Just gorged out of their minds on all the delicious faces, food coma imminent, napping leopards soon to be everywhere
February 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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you are committing a crime. it is illegal to be mean to me or make me feel bad
February 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I know Drake wanna fire bomb The Recording Academy so bad rn
February 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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The chimps are beginning to show signs of advanced human behavior. Yesterday Bonzo watched MILF porn on his iPad.
February 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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thought it would be funny to watch some Roadrunner cartoons on acid but ten seconds in we're all silent out front of the tv, awed by the desolate beauty of these desert landscapes and struck by the emptiness of the world. should these two lone living souls not seek solace in one another
February 1, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.
January 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If I had a gf and she hated feet, I’d simply cut mine off.
January 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Donold is blaming a plane crash that killed 67 people on “DEI” with zero evidence.

He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.

It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
January 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’m like Golem but even shorter and freakier
January 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I’ll be honest. I haven’t moved past poop deli
January 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM