Makr
@blazersmakr.bsky.social
Writer, Engineer, Hater.
Strongly suggest muting me...
#RipCity
Strongly suggest muting me...
#RipCity
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It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
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Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
wrd.cm
December 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Buttons are back. Knobs are back. Dumb devices are back. Own-it-forever software is back. Print is back. Personal websites and chronological feeds are back. Touching grass is back. People keep saying 2015, but it’s not far enough. The entire 2010s were a mistake. We must retvrn to… 2009.
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You, a fool and a rube: we need fewer bowls
Me, a lady and a scholar: we need more Pop Tart Bowls
Me, a lady and a scholar: we need more Pop Tart Bowls
December 27, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You, a fool and a rube: we need fewer bowls
Me, a lady and a scholar: we need more Pop Tart Bowls
Me, a lady and a scholar: we need more Pop Tart Bowls
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I snapped this image of the MAX at Pioneer Courthouse Square tonight in war ravaged Portland, Oregon. My favorite part: no right on red. 🥰 #PDX
December 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I snapped this image of the MAX at Pioneer Courthouse Square tonight in war ravaged Portland, Oregon. My favorite part: no right on red. 🥰 #PDX
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perfect metaphors don’t exis—
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
perfect metaphors don’t exis—
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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That time of year again!
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That time of year again!
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The last time the Dallas Cowboys made the NFC Championship Game, George Burns and Gene Kelly were still alive and RENT was months away from debuting on Broadway. The Baltimore Ravens were not yet an NFL team.
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The last time the Dallas Cowboys made the NFC Championship Game, George Burns and Gene Kelly were still alive and RENT was months away from debuting on Broadway. The Baltimore Ravens were not yet an NFL team.
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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🧵 Our mutual aid hub has been a HUGE draw for our immense volunteer base, many of whom have never wanted to be involved politics before now.
This model isn’t just about the immediate impacts: It’s about showing our values, building a community, and reaching voters — without selling our soul!
This model isn’t just about the immediate impacts: It’s about showing our values, building a community, and reaching voters — without selling our soul!
Turning campaigns into mutual aid hubs isn’t good for campaigns or mutual aid! Your campaign manager should be entirely too busy to schlep around 5600 tampons!
December 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
🧵 Our mutual aid hub has been a HUGE draw for our immense volunteer base, many of whom have never wanted to be involved politics before now.
This model isn’t just about the immediate impacts: It’s about showing our values, building a community, and reaching voters — without selling our soul!
This model isn’t just about the immediate impacts: It’s about showing our values, building a community, and reaching voters — without selling our soul!
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TO ALL A GOOD SPRITE
December 26, 2025 at 6:09 AM
TO ALL A GOOD SPRITE
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The NFL getting three garbage games on Christmas is exactly what the NFL deserves for holding three games on Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The NFL getting three garbage games on Christmas is exactly what the NFL deserves for holding three games on Christmas
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by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on
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Highest vertical dunks (in inches) in the last 2 seasons:
1. S. Sharpe (47.2 on 12/20/25)
2. S. Sharpe (45.1 on 12/6/24)
3. J. Morant (43.8 on 2/25/25)
4. S. Sharpe (43.6 on 12/8/24)
5. D. Jones (42.0 on 11/12/25)
6. S. Sharpe (41.1 on 2/26/25)
7. S. Sharpe (40.5 on 11/13/24)
#NBA
1. S. Sharpe (47.2 on 12/20/25)
2. S. Sharpe (45.1 on 12/6/24)
3. J. Morant (43.8 on 2/25/25)
4. S. Sharpe (43.6 on 12/8/24)
5. D. Jones (42.0 on 11/12/25)
6. S. Sharpe (41.1 on 2/26/25)
7. S. Sharpe (40.5 on 11/13/24)
#NBA
December 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Highest vertical dunks (in inches) in the last 2 seasons:
1. S. Sharpe (47.2 on 12/20/25)
2. S. Sharpe (45.1 on 12/6/24)
3. J. Morant (43.8 on 2/25/25)
4. S. Sharpe (43.6 on 12/8/24)
5. D. Jones (42.0 on 11/12/25)
6. S. Sharpe (41.1 on 2/26/25)
7. S. Sharpe (40.5 on 11/13/24)
#NBA
1. S. Sharpe (47.2 on 12/20/25)
2. S. Sharpe (45.1 on 12/6/24)
3. J. Morant (43.8 on 2/25/25)
4. S. Sharpe (43.6 on 12/8/24)
5. D. Jones (42.0 on 11/12/25)
6. S. Sharpe (41.1 on 2/26/25)
7. S. Sharpe (40.5 on 11/13/24)
#NBA
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Draymond Green tells the Inside The NBA crew that he loves seeing them again and seeing them on TV.
Charles Barkley: "Thanks Draymond. We'll have you in again when the playoffs start!"
Savage on Christmas!😂
Charles Barkley: "Thanks Draymond. We'll have you in again when the playoffs start!"
Savage on Christmas!😂
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Draymond Green tells the Inside The NBA crew that he loves seeing them again and seeing them on TV.
Charles Barkley: "Thanks Draymond. We'll have you in again when the playoffs start!"
Savage on Christmas!😂
Charles Barkley: "Thanks Draymond. We'll have you in again when the playoffs start!"
Savage on Christmas!😂
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
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Mariposa, by Alexander Calder, 1951, 📸 by Bruce Ely
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Mariposa, by Alexander Calder, 1951, 📸 by Bruce Ely
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CBS furiously trying to take down the 60 Minutes segment about human rights abuses at the El Salvadoran prison that Bari Weiss spiked
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
CBS furiously trying to take down the 60 Minutes segment about human rights abuses at the El Salvadoran prison that Bari Weiss spiked
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Bill Clinton releasing a statement saying 'release the Epstein files, you cowards' was not on my bingo list.
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mods are asleep post regime censored content
December 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
mods are asleep post regime censored content
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bari weiss saw this and decided that she had to hide it from the american public
Guards began beating him. Beat him until he bled. Knocked his face into the wall, broke all his teeth. No access to outdoors, no contact with relatives.
Now describing US knowledge of CECOT's torture practices, followed by footage of Trump praising those practices.
Now describing US knowledge of CECOT's torture practices, followed by footage of Trump praising those practices.
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
bari weiss saw this and decided that she had to hide it from the american public