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"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
![mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
DinkMagic: Ever seen this before [I throw my hat like a frisbee 10 feet away and jump over near it]
mikefossey: [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps. I do not land it]
DinkMagic: [i throw a grape up in the air and open my mouth but i get scared that i breathed in some fluff and start choking violently]
mikefossey: [I'm doing a mime act where I pretend to pull on a rope but I somehow accidentally grab a real rope and I pull myself off stage]
DinkMagic: [im cooking an omelette and i flip the pan and snatch the omelette out of the air with my hand burning myself] tadaa](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreicpeii4u2iirkgscaerpb5tltbs4ohykg2obbvchzo56pjzo4juie@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I kick some dust at a guy after losing an argument but the dust flies up into my mouth and I cough so hard I barf]
DinkMagic: [my friend says im going to the store toss me your keys but i see a strange bird and instead throw my wallet in the ditch]
mikefossey: [guy passes me on the highway and flips me off, I throw a full cup of coffee at my own windshield and it spills all over the car]
DinkMagic: [i toss an apple into my elbow-pit to bounce it back out but i miss and try to bite it out of the air but bite my tongue]
mikefossey: [I try to throw a beer can into the recycle but it hits the trash can instead and it's still mostly full so it knocks it over]
DinkMagic: [2 girls are arguing i say here let me solve this and i flip a gold coin i bought on ebay so hard it breaks a fluorescent tube](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreid5fec634tvopl2nybom2l7yrys7hrqbgrpq5gneukqiwt3zm44qu@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine]
DinkMagic: [i ask to be excused from dinner to do homework & then phone my mom because i broke my wrist playing street fighter at 7-11]
mikefossey: [I bite a gold coin to see if it's real, but it's chocolate. I try to play it cool and eat the whole thing without unwrapping it]
DinkMagic: [a teams softball rolls near me] i got this my friends a cuban pitcher [i throw the ball into the back of my own head & faint]
mikefossey: Here, let me park for you, Im really good at parallel parking [i walk over to the driver side and slam my dick in the car door]
DinkMagic: [i testify under oath that i thought a mortgage was a special kind of measuring tape]
mikefossey: [I'm cracking my knuckles and limbering up to fight but then a guy who's on his way to another fight accidentally knocks me over]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreihgywpjsvklyn2mdkfnvn2e4rknldwwa6brmtfkfkrpimkjj76tp4@jpeg)
![DinkMagic: [i ask the butcher for two pounds of boneless chicken Brent]
mikefossey: [at a dinner party I lean on the grand piano while telling a story, but the lid is open and I fall into it, hitting every string]
DinkMagic: [i get anxious at a fancy bar and order a martini and then say "could you imagine if this was soup" to no one really loud]
mikefossey: I try to open a beer with a lighter but I shatter the bottle and cut my hand, and also light my shirt on fire with the lighter]
DinkMagic: [i ride up on my new dirtbike revving it, and set the kickstand down on my own foot and start crying]
mikefossey: [I get water up my nose while I'm doing the dishes and knock my glasses into the garbage disposal when I go to rub my nose]
DinkMagic: [i get angry that I got confused & told an Italian that pizza came from Russia I drive to little Caesars & throw a stone at it](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreifw77g6afsgy7rhshwknw4kcdgujwj4al6ymbwiawohrn6wc5hpme@jpeg)
December 26, 2024 at 9:16 PM
"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
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Man so many classics I’m glad he reposted these
December 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Man so many classics I’m glad he reposted these
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You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
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僕は毎日パーティーしたい。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
I want to party every day.
translation:
I want to party every day.
December 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
僕は毎日パーティーしたい。がんぼるぞい。
translation:
I want to party every day.
translation:
I want to party every day.
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got lots of compliments from a bunch of old women on my lovely necklace today, and no one knew it was the amulet of kings from Todd Howard's The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
December 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
got lots of compliments from a bunch of old women on my lovely necklace today, and no one knew it was the amulet of kings from Todd Howard's The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
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I actually got them 2 for one with my Rubber Rubber Rubber Padded Padd Dadadadadada
PadoPad Grape
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December 3, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I actually got them 2 for one with my Rubber Rubber Rubber Padded Padd Dadadadadada
PadoPad Grape
BuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuB
PadoPad Grape
BuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuBuB
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psst...hey kid...wanna see a perfect joke?
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
psst...hey kid...wanna see a perfect joke?
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Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969
November 5, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Mamdani cracks 1M votes, the first NYC mayor to do so since John Lindsay in 1969
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Making a scene at Marshall's because I was whooping the misbehaving ass of the yoda I bring everywhere on a leash. People shooting me the stink eye like he was a child or something. Miss me. I've outlived half a dozen of them so far and this is the only way they learn.
October 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Making a scene at Marshall's because I was whooping the misbehaving ass of the yoda I bring everywhere on a leash. People shooting me the stink eye like he was a child or something. Miss me. I've outlived half a dozen of them so far and this is the only way they learn.
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you finally got the nerve to ask Princess Peach on a date and she's beaming. all that fretting over nothing, you think. "i'd love t—" suddenly a swarthy little man from another dimension, bearing the proportions and outfit of a toddler, falls out a loose sewer. "haHA" he says. you know you're fucked
October 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
you finally got the nerve to ask Princess Peach on a date and she's beaming. all that fretting over nothing, you think. "i'd love t—" suddenly a swarthy little man from another dimension, bearing the proportions and outfit of a toddler, falls out a loose sewer. "haHA" he says. you know you're fucked
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we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues
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my limb damage indicators all flashing red as i get more and more stuck in a blackberry bush
July 1, 2023 at 9:46 PM
my limb damage indicators all flashing red as i get more and more stuck in a blackberry bush
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Smiling at my date: and your eyes are more beautiful than sapphires
Her: I’m quite charmed
(My familiar grunting and trying to crawl up my leg)
I chuckle and push it down: haha. Easy now.
(It struggles & grunts so I shove it down hard in the middle of the restaurant & stand)
Her: I’m quite charmed
(My familiar grunting and trying to crawl up my leg)
I chuckle and push it down: haha. Easy now.
(It struggles & grunts so I shove it down hard in the middle of the restaurant & stand)
August 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Smiling at my date: and your eyes are more beautiful than sapphires
Her: I’m quite charmed
(My familiar grunting and trying to crawl up my leg)
I chuckle and push it down: haha. Easy now.
(It struggles & grunts so I shove it down hard in the middle of the restaurant & stand)
Her: I’m quite charmed
(My familiar grunting and trying to crawl up my leg)
I chuckle and push it down: haha. Easy now.
(It struggles & grunts so I shove it down hard in the middle of the restaurant & stand)
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They pickled my dick, son. Your old dad had his little plugger gone and brined.
August 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
They pickled my dick, son. Your old dad had his little plugger gone and brined.
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「汝らを救いに来たのだ。武器を収めよ」
「救済なら間に合ってる。他をあたってくれ」
―天使とエージェントの会話より
「救済なら間に合ってる。他をあたってくれ」
―天使とエージェントの会話より
July 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
「汝らを救いに来たのだ。武器を収めよ」
「救済なら間に合ってる。他をあたってくれ」
―天使とエージェントの会話より
「救済なら間に合ってる。他をあたってくれ」
―天使とエージェントの会話より
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Photos of my childhood mall in Plantation, FL by David Bulit
June 19, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Photos of my childhood mall in Plantation, FL by David Bulit
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The federal government is telling you they cannot afford to house you, feed you, educate you or heal you — but that they do have enough resources and scale to criminalize, assault, deport and incarcerate your neighbors simply going to work or taking their kids to graduation.
June 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The federal government is telling you they cannot afford to house you, feed you, educate you or heal you — but that they do have enough resources and scale to criminalize, assault, deport and incarcerate your neighbors simply going to work or taking their kids to graduation.
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The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.
June 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The best response to Abundance talk is a single tweet from Ruairi Wood, RIP brother.
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WIRED: My 10 month old son clapped his hands for the very first time yesterday! We were all so proud of him
TIRED: It was during the sad Reading Rainbow episode they dedicated to the victims of 9/11 and interviewed a bunch of kids talking about their experience of 9/11. So that's not too good
TIRED: It was during the sad Reading Rainbow episode they dedicated to the victims of 9/11 and interviewed a bunch of kids talking about their experience of 9/11. So that's not too good
May 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
WIRED: My 10 month old son clapped his hands for the very first time yesterday! We were all so proud of him
TIRED: It was during the sad Reading Rainbow episode they dedicated to the victims of 9/11 and interviewed a bunch of kids talking about their experience of 9/11. So that's not too good
TIRED: It was during the sad Reading Rainbow episode they dedicated to the victims of 9/11 and interviewed a bunch of kids talking about their experience of 9/11. So that's not too good
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you should check it out
May 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
you should check it out
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The DC shooter's neighbor was perfectly on message. Solidarity, sir.
May 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The DC shooter's neighbor was perfectly on message. Solidarity, sir.
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this is the best one imo
May 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
this is the best one imo