Kristian Bonitz
@boni.tz
Another much too online individual. Reluctant Sydneysider.
I have no one to share it to, but this is the kind of group chat reporting I can get behind defector.com/dave-mckenna...
Dave McKenna Insists They Have Ham Trucks In France | Defector
The topic in Defector’s internal chat on Friday was a ban, in the nation of France, on smoking in most outdoor spaces. How can the French—the French!—ban smoking? David Roth observed that “this feels ...
defector.com
September 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I have no one to share it to, but this is the kind of group chat reporting I can get behind defector.com/dave-mckenna...
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one
April 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Your tariff rate is your star sign divided by the number of boys you've kissed, multiplied by one
I keep asking why Taskmaster doesn't just design every challenge on every reality/game show. They are fun, silly, encourage creative thinking and are cheap to make! "Walk through the house with this big stick" is a better challenge than any game shown in @bigjoel.bsky.social video.
Beast Games: An Autopsy
YouTube video by Big Joel
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March 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I keep asking why Taskmaster doesn't just design every challenge on every reality/game show. They are fun, silly, encourage creative thinking and are cheap to make! "Walk through the house with this big stick" is a better challenge than any game shown in @bigjoel.bsky.social video.
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Shocking statistic: 57 percent of men are liars
March 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Shocking statistic: 57 percent of men are liars
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new saddest six word story just dropped
March 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
new saddest six word story just dropped
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Another one of capitalism’s finest
March 2, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Another one of capitalism’s finest
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this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me
March 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me
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It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side
February 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side
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YO, for anyone into Severance, and ambient music, Apple had ODESZA do a fucking 8 hour long themed "Music To Refine To" set, and its freakin great.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRnD...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRnD...
Severance — Music To Refine To feat. ODESZA | Apple TV+
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February 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
YO, for anyone into Severance, and ambient music, Apple had ODESZA do a fucking 8 hour long themed "Music To Refine To" set, and its freakin great.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRnD...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRnD...
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When you don’t understand how anything works, everything is a conspiracy.
February 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
When you don’t understand how anything works, everything is a conspiracy.
Another step in "crime is legal" era: You can set up a store selling every drug/gun/weapon imaginable, put hits out on your enemies but since you're a libertarian and boosted Bitcoin you get a pass. Cool.
Trump pardons Ross Ulbricht, founder of Silk Road drug marketplace
Ulbricht, sentenced to life in prison in 2015, given ‘full and unconditional’ pardon by president
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Another step in "crime is legal" era: You can set up a store selling every drug/gun/weapon imaginable, put hits out on your enemies but since you're a libertarian and boosted Bitcoin you get a pass. Cool.
If I see anyone using AI directly in their work (text, images, etc) everything else they do becomes almost worthless. How would this not bounce everyone off Facebook after this?
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
Facebook and Instagram to Unleash AI-Generated 'Users' No One Asked For
Meta says it will integrate AI-generated characters into Facebook and Instagram with their own user accounts.
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December 31, 2024 at 1:16 AM
If I see anyone using AI directly in their work (text, images, etc) everything else they do becomes almost worthless. How would this not bounce everyone off Facebook after this?
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
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I could go for some cough medicine right now
December 20, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I could go for some cough medicine right now
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Congratulations!
Today is the day.
The Power Broker is finally on e-book,
You’re off and away! defector.com/oh-the-power...
Today is the day.
The Power Broker is finally on e-book,
You’re off and away! defector.com/oh-the-power...
Oh, The Power You'll Broker! | Defector
Congratulations! Today is the day. The Power Broker is finally on e-book, You’re off and away! You have it in print, But it’s so goddamn thick Now you can read it before bed without inducing a crick ...
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September 16, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Congratulations!
Today is the day.
The Power Broker is finally on e-book,
You’re off and away! defector.com/oh-the-power...
Today is the day.
The Power Broker is finally on e-book,
You’re off and away! defector.com/oh-the-power...
I can’t wait for crypto to reinvent finance!
Shit, Looks Like Our Product Very Literally “Revolutionized the Industry”
Wow. First off, all of us executives are flattered to see so many, many thousands of people here supporting our product. The flowers, the chanting,...
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January 11, 2024 at 10:42 AM
I can’t wait for crypto to reinvent finance!
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This is amazing.
December 17, 2023 at 4:59 PM
This is amazing.
If only I could be so lucky 😅
“In his post-game interview, the US competitor thanked his wife, who ‘never made fun of me, even once, for competing in the Microsoft Excel world championship’”
“In his post-game interview, the US competitor thanked his wife, who ‘never made fun of me, even once, for competing in the Microsoft Excel world championship’”
‘You didn’t just succeed, you Exceled’: Sydney man dubbed the ‘Annihilator’ wins spreadshe...
Andrew Ngai, who works as an actuary, fends off competitors from around the globe to reclaim the event, televised live on ESPN
www.theguardian.com
December 17, 2023 at 2:09 AM
If only I could be so lucky 😅
“In his post-game interview, the US competitor thanked his wife, who ‘never made fun of me, even once, for competing in the Microsoft Excel world championship’”
“In his post-game interview, the US competitor thanked his wife, who ‘never made fun of me, even once, for competing in the Microsoft Excel world championship’”
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high five to everyone who did something hard this week/month/year. it's been a rough one. we all deserve a parade.
December 16, 2023 at 12:58 AM
high five to everyone who did something hard this week/month/year. it's been a rough one. we all deserve a parade.
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If you’re wondering why Twitter would make significant enough changes to the link shortener that it would break all links, @molly.wiki posted this three hours before links broke on Twitter - an exploit that could take over a user’s account if they clicked on a link. Twitter did not pay a bounty.
December 13, 2023 at 7:27 PM
If you’re wondering why Twitter would make significant enough changes to the link shortener that it would break all links, @molly.wiki posted this three hours before links broke on Twitter - an exploit that could take over a user’s account if they clicked on a link. Twitter did not pay a bounty.
Watching a presentation about integrating generative AI into business processes, the presentation is just littered with AI images, making everything look like rainbow vomit.
December 12, 2023 at 2:41 AM
Watching a presentation about integrating generative AI into business processes, the presentation is just littered with AI images, making everything look like rainbow vomit.
Feels like the US military learnt something from the Australian Government…
NPR: U.S. military-run slot machines earn $100 million a year from service members overseas
NPR: U.S. military-run slot machines earn $100 million a year from service members overseas
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December 9, 2023 at 9:24 AM
Feels like the US military learnt something from the Australian Government…
NPR: U.S. military-run slot machines earn $100 million a year from service members overseas
NPR: U.S. military-run slot machines earn $100 million a year from service members overseas
When I was 6, I had to re-write a report 10 times because each time my mum read it, she called me out for copying the whole thing. Every time I kept wondering "How can she tell? I absolutely could've written this!"
Plagiarism and You(Tube)
What is plagiarism? Where did plagiarism come from? Who made plagiarism? Where am I, plagiarism? Can you help me?My Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/HbombMy ...
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December 4, 2023 at 5:17 AM
When I was 6, I had to re-write a report 10 times because each time my mum read it, she called me out for copying the whole thing. Every time I kept wondering "How can she tell? I absolutely could've written this!"