smoltwnwitch
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fka krit | wannabe dinosaur | what the fuck is a soshe mead anymore
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
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oh i had this realization once
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
oh i had this realization once
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The Laser-tag 6 rings. Looking like the Saved By The Bell intro
Post nut and seeing these on my floor would have had me heated. (It was these exact ones)
January 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
The Laser-tag 6 rings. Looking like the Saved By The Bell intro
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Person makes a long, well thought-out, nuanced thread about a divisive subject. Comments oversimplifying the issues project their oversimplifications onto the poster. Delete the social media era in its entirety, no backups. Salt the earth afterwards. 🙄
January 7, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Person makes a long, well thought-out, nuanced thread about a divisive subject. Comments oversimplifying the issues project their oversimplifications onto the poster. Delete the social media era in its entirety, no backups. Salt the earth afterwards. 🙄
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Final Fantasy VII x Dragon Ball
Artist: Takeshi Miura
Artist: Takeshi Miura
January 6, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Final Fantasy VII x Dragon Ball
Artist: Takeshi Miura
Artist: Takeshi Miura
While attempting to pull up/adjust one of my bra straps, my fingers slipped during the upward motion and I punched myself in the eye 😭 😭 😭
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 1:48 AM
While attempting to pull up/adjust one of my bra straps, my fingers slipped during the upward motion and I punched myself in the eye 😭 😭 😭
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Fine, here's Tom Brady using the phrase "piss missile" again
January 5, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Fine, here's Tom Brady using the phrase "piss missile" again
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Those 8 people who like every post you make
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Hooktail eats 8 Toads to recover health. The game ensures these sacrificial Toads always stay in order to be eaten in the end. They are Mario's biggest fans, will always show up, and no action can make them leave.
January 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Those 8 people who like every post you make
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January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
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Watching a video debunking a dude who believes zeppelins were “quietly ended” bc They worked too well
And I’m like it wasn’t quiet
It was with a boom
And I’m like it wasn’t quiet
It was with a boom
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Watching a video debunking a dude who believes zeppelins were “quietly ended” bc They worked too well
And I’m like it wasn’t quiet
It was with a boom
And I’m like it wasn’t quiet
It was with a boom
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How I'm entering the new year:
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 AM
How I'm entering the new year:
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
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smokin the shit that makes you walk in place with your arms at your sides like a Final Fantasy Tactics sprite
December 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
smokin the shit that makes you walk in place with your arms at your sides like a Final Fantasy Tactics sprite
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erm can i help you?
January 4, 2026 at 1:01 AM
erm can i help you?
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this gif really needs the hidden coin block
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
this gif really needs the hidden coin block
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Xmen '97 goes so hard, though
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Xmen '97 goes so hard, though
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
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Seeing a meme for the third time and reacting like it’s new because someone you like sent it is a love language.
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Seeing a meme for the third time and reacting like it’s new because someone you like sent it is a love language.
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