Brendan Mathews
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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
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December 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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When they ask me what radicalized me
December 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
When they ask me what radicalized me
The Pats are obviously having a brilliant season and I know correlation doesn't mean causation but to me it's all down to the hard work of one person: Cardi B #nfl
December 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The Pats are obviously having a brilliant season and I know correlation doesn't mean causation but to me it's all down to the hard work of one person: Cardi B #nfl
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Do you think this is gonna be like when a coconut falls on a sitcom character’s head and he’s suddenly gonna be a feminist
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Do you think this is gonna be like when a coconut falls on a sitcom character’s head and he’s suddenly gonna be a feminist
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Cracking up since a robotext earlier couldn't make up it's mind on what to text, so it just sent EVERYTHING AT ONCE
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Cracking up since a robotext earlier couldn't make up it's mind on what to text, so it just sent EVERYTHING AT ONCE
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AI does provide an insightful look into what the average dipshit thinks is cool
December 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
AI does provide an insightful look into what the average dipshit thinks is cool
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by the power vested in me *switches on my Power Vest*
December 15, 2025 at 8:23 AM
by the power vested in me *switches on my Power Vest*
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I got visited by three ghosts last night, who were all experts in English grammar.
December 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I got visited by three ghosts last night, who were all experts in English grammar.
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I think owning an arcade cabinet would fix me.
December 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I think owning an arcade cabinet would fix me.
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One of the most revolutionary things in lettering in comics was when 2000ad decided to make speech bubbles from robots into rectangles with chamfered corners. Such a simple but effective change that it's lasted nearly 50 years.
December 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
One of the most revolutionary things in lettering in comics was when 2000ad decided to make speech bubbles from robots into rectangles with chamfered corners. Such a simple but effective change that it's lasted nearly 50 years.
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As a former archaeologist I can explain this: the Greeks loved cocaine
December 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
As a former archaeologist I can explain this: the Greeks loved cocaine
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The need to stay alive long enough to outlive my enemies vs the desire to eat a big bag of Wotsits every night
December 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The need to stay alive long enough to outlive my enemies vs the desire to eat a big bag of Wotsits every night
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Supermarkets were the first to realise data has value so initially offered free stuff (via points) for giving them data. Then they realised people are thick and give data to other companies for free so they changed it to 'we will punish you if you don't give us the data'.
December 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Supermarkets were the first to realise data has value so initially offered free stuff (via points) for giving them data. Then they realised people are thick and give data to other companies for free so they changed it to 'we will punish you if you don't give us the data'.
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did it in four words hemmingway
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
did it in four words hemmingway
Started watching new Stranger Things, I don't know why, force of habit maybe? Can't remember when this show was good last, season 2?
December 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Started watching new Stranger Things, I don't know why, force of habit maybe? Can't remember when this show was good last, season 2?
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it rules to pivot at this point in time from metaverse to ai wearables. it's like if your 8-track tape company finally realized no one was going to want them in the age of the CD, so you changed the business model to only recording nursery rhymes on wax cylinder.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the ‘Metaverse’ has cost Meta more than $77B
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
The company now plans to cut spending on it and shift focus to AI wearables instead
(via WSJ)
December 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
it rules to pivot at this point in time from metaverse to ai wearables. it's like if your 8-track tape company finally realized no one was going to want them in the age of the CD, so you changed the business model to only recording nursery rhymes on wax cylinder.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
Ghost of Yotei is a masterpiece
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Ghost of Yotei is a masterpiece
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Day 45 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek #StarTrekEnterprise #TheMuppets
#StarTrek #StarTrekEnterprise #TheMuppets
December 5, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Day 45 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek #StarTrekEnterprise #TheMuppets
#StarTrek #StarTrekEnterprise #TheMuppets
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Our French school teacher was called Mr Segar. Every time he walked into the room the whole class would cry out "SEGAAA…!" akin to the start of Sega Megadrive games. He always asked why we did it but to my knowledge no one ever told him.
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Our French school teacher was called Mr Segar. Every time he walked into the room the whole class would cry out "SEGAAA…!" akin to the start of Sega Megadrive games. He always asked why we did it but to my knowledge no one ever told him.
Watching Del Toro's Frankenstein, people treat him like he's a hideous outcast but I've seen weirder people on the Luas this week
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Watching Del Toro's Frankenstein, people treat him like he's a hideous outcast but I've seen weirder people on the Luas this week
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Game so lopsided they are breaking down naked Danny DeVito film.
Danny DeVito and the ManningCast tackle the time he emerged from a couch naked on 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'.
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Game so lopsided they are breaking down naked Danny DeVito film.
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Think of it: a child born in 2020 has NEVER seen a dominant Patriots team.
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Think of it: a child born in 2020 has NEVER seen a dominant Patriots team.