Brent Loon
@brent-loon.bsky.social
Where'd all this piss come from?
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empathy is toxic, bro
January 17, 2026 at 6:00 PM
empathy is toxic, bro
"How many of us are here? Lemme just take a picture and ask papa pizza"
at last we will be free from the backbreaking drudgery of ordering pizza from a menu and even counting how many people the pizza is for www.theverge.com/tech/863365/...
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
"How many of us are here? Lemme just take a picture and ask papa pizza"
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they have extracted all the semen from every ice agent who plugged themselves alone in a marriott bathroom and now the president is going to drink it
January 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
they have extracted all the semen from every ice agent who plugged themselves alone in a marriott bathroom and now the president is going to drink it
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Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
January 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Government accounts just post like this now and that’s how policy is made
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a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"
June 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
a kid with lesbian parents will have to call one mom "mother" and the 2nd mom "earthbound"
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“IT WAS MURDER”
Several hundred people have formed a human banner at San Francisco’s Ocean Beach today (Sat Jan 10, 2026)
👏👏
(📸 Erik Castro)
Several hundred people have formed a human banner at San Francisco’s Ocean Beach today (Sat Jan 10, 2026)
👏👏
(📸 Erik Castro)
January 10, 2026 at 8:57 PM
“IT WAS MURDER”
Several hundred people have formed a human banner at San Francisco’s Ocean Beach today (Sat Jan 10, 2026)
👏👏
(📸 Erik Castro)
Several hundred people have formed a human banner at San Francisco’s Ocean Beach today (Sat Jan 10, 2026)
👏👏
(📸 Erik Castro)
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Happy Friday to you guys
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Happy Friday to you guys
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Shout out to all y'all who already gave up on your resolutions. You'll rock that shit next time and whatnot.
January 4, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Shout out to all y'all who already gave up on your resolutions. You'll rock that shit next time and whatnot.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
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We haven’t been able to use “Suckin’ Dicks in [YEAR]” as a New Years Eve slogan for TWENTY years. Thirty if you’re a stickler for rhyme AND meter
January 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
We haven’t been able to use “Suckin’ Dicks in [YEAR]” as a New Years Eve slogan for TWENTY years. Thirty if you’re a stickler for rhyme AND meter
Me: I am over the numbers 6 and 7
*Looks at calendar*
Me: oh, shit
*Looks at calendar*
Me: oh, shit
January 1, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Me: I am over the numbers 6 and 7
*Looks at calendar*
Me: oh, shit
*Looks at calendar*
Me: oh, shit
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
I think I found a brand new clickbait youtube meta
December 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I think I found a brand new clickbait youtube meta
After neil peart's death, Rush has had quite the tone change.
December 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
After neil peart's death, Rush has had quite the tone change.
I'm skipping becoming a dad and going straight into a grandpa
December 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I'm skipping becoming a dad and going straight into a grandpa
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
Watching One Battle After Another, didn't know it was a Christmas movie
December 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Watching One Battle After Another, didn't know it was a Christmas movie
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james cameron every few years
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
james cameron every few years
Add Avatar the last airbender to Tommy Tallarico's credits
December 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Add Avatar the last airbender to Tommy Tallarico's credits