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I remember thinking “why would they open Jurassic Park again? All those people died!” Or “why would they have another summer camp at Crystal Lake after Jason killed all those people for seven consecutive movies?” but it’s gotten to the point with things where it’s like yeah they’d do that for money
December 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I remember thinking “why would they open Jurassic Park again? All those people died!” Or “why would they have another summer camp at Crystal Lake after Jason killed all those people for seven consecutive movies?” but it’s gotten to the point with things where it’s like yeah they’d do that for money
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Almost every argument against universal health care is just a guy who makes 200k a year sending emails saying "but the flea and tick lobby will be really upset if we give the dog a bath"
December 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Almost every argument against universal health care is just a guy who makes 200k a year sending emails saying "but the flea and tick lobby will be really upset if we give the dog a bath"
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wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys
December 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
wait a minute how are the "your body has gone soft from not eating the raw meats of your ancestors" guys also the "the computer should summarize the big scary email for your inadequate brain" guys
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A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
December 6, 2025 at 2:54 AM
A massive problem today is the uneven distribution of shame. Some of us are running dedicated on-site shame servers 24/7 while others have no access to shame at all, even though they desperately need it. What we need to do is put shame in the cloud
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I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
Guy who thinks Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer is a song about if someone looks too drunk to drive, it's ok, they are probably fine
November 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Guy who thinks Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer is a song about if someone looks too drunk to drive, it's ok, they are probably fine
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I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
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A good and healthy society is one in which people spend 70% of their time throwing away ads sent by mail, deleting emails containing ads, or ignoring ads on websites they visit. Such a society is doing well.
November 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A good and healthy society is one in which people spend 70% of their time throwing away ads sent by mail, deleting emails containing ads, or ignoring ads on websites they visit. Such a society is doing well.
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republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 AM
republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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November 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life
NARCAN makes people want to use more fentanyl just like fire extinguishers encourage people to set their house on fire.
November 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
NARCAN makes people want to use more fentanyl just like fire extinguishers encourage people to set their house on fire.
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telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
telling everyone in the home depot gravel aisle that these stones have seen more sunsets than all the humans who ever lived combined
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F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
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there are very few things that are genuinely a litmus test for intelligence, but getting mad at hearing other languages is on the very short list
October 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
there are very few things that are genuinely a litmus test for intelligence, but getting mad at hearing other languages is on the very short list
In addition to this, mega-corporations control large parts of pop culture and can therefore influence people's value systems to prevent them from gaining class consciousness.
October 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
In addition to this, mega-corporations control large parts of pop culture and can therefore influence people's value systems to prevent them from gaining class consciousness.
it's a duck blur
It's very simple and absolutely necessary for national security. They are going to fill the new ballroom with gold coins and Donald Trump is going to go swimming in it in a striped singlet-style bathing suit every day
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
it's a duck blur
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Staying informed in 2025:
January 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Staying informed in 2025:
So many recent outrages that I've almost completely forgotten the old outrages.
Gonna stop responding to people trying to make vibe explanations to me about the 00s and just posting 80s-00s era controversies today.
Starting with: Fox news used to love photoshopping jewish journalists into der sturmer like creations:
Starting with: Fox news used to love photoshopping jewish journalists into der sturmer like creations:
October 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
So many recent outrages that I've almost completely forgotten the old outrages.
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We as a society need to let go of the obsession with getting the closest parking spot
October 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
We as a society need to let go of the obsession with getting the closest parking spot
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love to hear family members being like "can you believe they give $50,000 to refugees for doing nothing i read it on facebook" homie you were forwarding me chain emails about mars inverting the earth's gravity in 2003 you should not be allowed access to the internet
October 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
love to hear family members being like "can you believe they give $50,000 to refugees for doing nothing i read it on facebook" homie you were forwarding me chain emails about mars inverting the earth's gravity in 2003 you should not be allowed access to the internet
The money of 100 is more powerful than 99.99% of humanity combined because we as a species can't imagine a world without cheap treats.
October 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The money of 100 is more powerful than 99.99% of humanity combined because we as a species can't imagine a world without cheap treats.