2026 is gonna rule. The Ohio State loss is a tremendous omen.
January 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
2026 is gonna rule. The Ohio State loss is a tremendous omen.
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“the USPS must turn a profit” makes me want to set things on fire
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
🚨SCOOP: Amazon is preparing to sever ties with USPS and expand its shipping network as a true coast-to-coast rival.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
It could cost USPS more than *$6 billion* a year in lost revenue, and lead Amazon to dominate yet another facet of the economy.
USPS posted a *$9 billion* loss in 2025.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“the USPS must turn a profit” makes me want to set things on fire
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
they put a clause in the fucking constitution about postal service, that’s how important it is
nothing in there about “only if you can make money on it”
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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star wars and star trek fans are weak "boohoo our franchise isn't good anymore". there's never been a good tron movie and it rules
December 31, 2025 at 3:33 AM
star wars and star trek fans are weak "boohoo our franchise isn't good anymore". there's never been a good tron movie and it rules
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Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
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steelers have fully decided that avoiding the sack record is more important than punching a ticket to the postseason
December 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
steelers have fully decided that avoiding the sack record is more important than punching a ticket to the postseason
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
Pluribus but all of the Joined are Muppets
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Pluribus but all of the Joined are Muppets
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Miami - beat A&M
Notre Dame - did not beat A&M
The committee knew ball.
Notre Dame - did not beat A&M
The committee knew ball.
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Miami - beat A&M
Notre Dame - did not beat A&M
The committee knew ball.
Notre Dame - did not beat A&M
The committee knew ball.
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The President got all dolled up and went on TV to angrily tell everyone that their economic concerns are fake
December 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
The President got all dolled up and went on TV to angrily tell everyone that their economic concerns are fake
I love when a national audience joins me in hate-watching Arthur Smith’s offense.
December 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I love when a national audience joins me in hate-watching Arthur Smith’s offense.
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
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This week the Penguins had:
A 3-2 lead with an offensive zone face-off, a power play, and 17 seconds to play.
A 5-1 lead with 14 minutes to play.
A 3-0 lead entering the third period.
They collected just three points and lost all three games.
That can't be tolerated.
A 3-2 lead with an offensive zone face-off, a power play, and 17 seconds to play.
A 5-1 lead with 14 minutes to play.
A 3-0 lead entering the third period.
They collected just three points and lost all three games.
That can't be tolerated.
December 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This week the Penguins had:
A 3-2 lead with an offensive zone face-off, a power play, and 17 seconds to play.
A 5-1 lead with 14 minutes to play.
A 3-0 lead entering the third period.
They collected just three points and lost all three games.
That can't be tolerated.
A 3-2 lead with an offensive zone face-off, a power play, and 17 seconds to play.
A 5-1 lead with 14 minutes to play.
A 3-0 lead entering the third period.
They collected just three points and lost all three games.
That can't be tolerated.
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the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
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Games this season Pens have led in third period and lost:
@ Toronto (3-0, lost 4-3)
v Los Angeles (2-1, lost 3-2)
@ Nashville (1-0, lost 2-1 OT)
v Seattle (2-1, lost 3-2 OT)
@ Dallas, (2-1, lost 3-2 SO)
v Anaheim (3-2, lost 4-3 SO)
v San Jose (5-1, lost 6-5 OT)
@ Toronto (3-0, lost 4-3)
v Los Angeles (2-1, lost 3-2)
@ Nashville (1-0, lost 2-1 OT)
v Seattle (2-1, lost 3-2 OT)
@ Dallas, (2-1, lost 3-2 SO)
v Anaheim (3-2, lost 4-3 SO)
v San Jose (5-1, lost 6-5 OT)
December 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Games this season Pens have led in third period and lost:
@ Toronto (3-0, lost 4-3)
v Los Angeles (2-1, lost 3-2)
@ Nashville (1-0, lost 2-1 OT)
v Seattle (2-1, lost 3-2 OT)
@ Dallas, (2-1, lost 3-2 SO)
v Anaheim (3-2, lost 4-3 SO)
v San Jose (5-1, lost 6-5 OT)
@ Toronto (3-0, lost 4-3)
v Los Angeles (2-1, lost 3-2)
@ Nashville (1-0, lost 2-1 OT)
v Seattle (2-1, lost 3-2 OT)
@ Dallas, (2-1, lost 3-2 SO)
v Anaheim (3-2, lost 4-3 SO)
v San Jose (5-1, lost 6-5 OT)
Not a good night to be a paying customer at the ol’ hockey barn.
December 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Not a good night to be a paying customer at the ol’ hockey barn.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.
December 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Oh so NOW Michigan has a problem with the football coach cheating.