briny tentacles
@brinytentacles.bsky.social
Denizen of Edinburgh, she/her.
Likes: Star Trek, history, lifting heavy things
Dislikes: bigots, happy hardcore, my skin touching any of my other skin
Likes: Star Trek, history, lifting heavy things
Dislikes: bigots, happy hardcore, my skin touching any of my other skin
Pinned
Went to the gym and now I feel like my skeleton is trying to fight me. Settle down you boney bitch.
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Ah yes the olde countering your opponent by completely agreeing with them masterful gambit sir
"Today Starmer will attempt to counter Farage’s party with a series of hardhitting videos on immigration. The party has also run adverts with Reform-style branding and messaging." Times
February 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Ah yes the olde countering your opponent by completely agreeing with them masterful gambit sir
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happy super bowl to all
February 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
happy super bowl to all
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sorry i kept yelling “HIT ME” at my tarot card reading
January 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
sorry i kept yelling “HIT ME” at my tarot card reading
Google search turning to shit has no joke added hours to my working week. Starting to understand why students use ChatGPT so much - it's confidently wrong about 75% of the time but at least it produces *an* answer.
January 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Google search turning to shit has no joke added hours to my working week. Starting to understand why students use ChatGPT so much - it's confidently wrong about 75% of the time but at least it produces *an* answer.
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me: so you can't actually swallow the cookies, you just mash them up? you must be starving
cookie monster: cookie is tragic figure, like hungry ghost of buddhist folklore
cookie monster: cookie is tragic figure, like hungry ghost of buddhist folklore
January 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
me: so you can't actually swallow the cookies, you just mash them up? you must be starving
cookie monster: cookie is tragic figure, like hungry ghost of buddhist folklore
cookie monster: cookie is tragic figure, like hungry ghost of buddhist folklore
This week's films:
Adult Life Skills (2016) - brilliant, sad and funny. More weeping than expected but no complaints.
Zack Snyder's Justice League - didn't realise it's be 242 mins(!!!) but really liked it. Actually gonna buy my first DC comic to read more about darkseided Superman.
Adult Life Skills (2016) - brilliant, sad and funny. More weeping than expected but no complaints.
Zack Snyder's Justice League - didn't realise it's be 242 mins(!!!) but really liked it. Actually gonna buy my first DC comic to read more about darkseided Superman.
January 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
This week's films:
Adult Life Skills (2016) - brilliant, sad and funny. More weeping than expected but no complaints.
Zack Snyder's Justice League - didn't realise it's be 242 mins(!!!) but really liked it. Actually gonna buy my first DC comic to read more about darkseided Superman.
Adult Life Skills (2016) - brilliant, sad and funny. More weeping than expected but no complaints.
Zack Snyder's Justice League - didn't realise it's be 242 mins(!!!) but really liked it. Actually gonna buy my first DC comic to read more about darkseided Superman.
Can't focus on work but then the band name Toe Hair Chignon comes to me unbidden.
January 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Can't focus on work but then the band name Toe Hair Chignon comes to me unbidden.
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The tie-in media that I really want is a fictional book of baby names in the Star Wars universe
Darth Maul and Savage Opress probably had a third brother named Cuddly Friendkin who they were super mean to at family reunions
January 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The tie-in media that I really want is a fictional book of baby names in the Star Wars universe
This week's film roundup:
The Dark Knight Rises - smashing, Bane is very fun. Bane also more likeable as Batman when taking a kicking
Black KKklansman - hilarious and fucked up, John David Washington is great (and watching this was the only good thing to come from watching Tenet)
The Dark Knight Rises - smashing, Bane is very fun. Bane also more likeable as Batman when taking a kicking
Black KKklansman - hilarious and fucked up, John David Washington is great (and watching this was the only good thing to come from watching Tenet)
January 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This week's film roundup:
The Dark Knight Rises - smashing, Bane is very fun. Bane also more likeable as Batman when taking a kicking
Black KKklansman - hilarious and fucked up, John David Washington is great (and watching this was the only good thing to come from watching Tenet)
The Dark Knight Rises - smashing, Bane is very fun. Bane also more likeable as Batman when taking a kicking
Black KKklansman - hilarious and fucked up, John David Washington is great (and watching this was the only good thing to come from watching Tenet)
3hrs of scream-singing karaoke on a Friday night isn't for everyone but damned if it doesn't get the working week out of your system. The salary men are on to something.
January 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
3hrs of scream-singing karaoke on a Friday night isn't for everyone but damned if it doesn't get the working week out of your system. The salary men are on to something.
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There’s some kind of career optimization coaching bro on Twitter who has translated Remains of the Day into a business book parable webinar presentation and it might be the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen
January 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
There’s some kind of career optimization coaching bro on Twitter who has translated Remains of the Day into a business book parable webinar presentation and it might be the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen
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One of my favourite small David Lynch moments is when he tried to do one of those ceramic art cows for New York City and submitted this and was rejected.
January 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
One of my favourite small David Lynch moments is when he tried to do one of those ceramic art cows for New York City and submitted this and was rejected.
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just found out I'm insane in the membrane, as long as it doesn't spread to my brain i'll be ok
January 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
just found out I'm insane in the membrane, as long as it doesn't spread to my brain i'll be ok
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Proposing by having a waiter hide the engagement ring in the dessert is for cowards. Put the ring on the conveyor belt in a sushi restaurant and let the Gods determine your bride.
January 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Proposing by having a waiter hide the engagement ring in the dessert is for cowards. Put the ring on the conveyor belt in a sushi restaurant and let the Gods determine your bride.
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I’m on beta blockers so I can’t even see you
January 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’m on beta blockers so I can’t even see you
Watched Batman Begins and The Dark Knight at the weekend and then The Batman tonight. The first too were fine but the last one was a smasher. Didn't even mind it being 3 hours
January 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Watched Batman Begins and The Dark Knight at the weekend and then The Batman tonight. The first too were fine but the last one was a smasher. Didn't even mind it being 3 hours
First day back in person at work and the lack of desk snacks was appalling. Nerry an oatcake
January 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
First day back in person at work and the lack of desk snacks was appalling. Nerry an oatcake
Off to see A Real Pain! Maybe 2025 will see me become ~cultured~ after all 💅
Films I wanna see this month at the cinema:
- A Real Pain
- Nosferatu
- The Brutalist
If I see 2/3, I'm calling it a great success since last month I never saw Gladiator II or Rumours despite strong intentions. A Complete Unknown can wait for streaming ✌️
- A Real Pain
- Nosferatu
- The Brutalist
If I see 2/3, I'm calling it a great success since last month I never saw Gladiator II or Rumours despite strong intentions. A Complete Unknown can wait for streaming ✌️
January 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Off to see A Real Pain! Maybe 2025 will see me become ~cultured~ after all 💅
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My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
January 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
Have accidentally ordered a giant crocheted tablecloth because I am bad with imperial units of measure.
I wonder if I can make car doilies be a thing
I wonder if I can make car doilies be a thing
January 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Have accidentally ordered a giant crocheted tablecloth because I am bad with imperial units of measure.
I wonder if I can make car doilies be a thing
I wonder if I can make car doilies be a thing
Yeah you think that's bad? I just tried going to the toilet.
a man in a denim shirt says whoa in front of a woman in a white coat
Alt: The guy from tenet says whoa having been shown bullets subject to reverse entropy.
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Yeah you think that's bad? I just tried going to the toilet.
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"work family" are you out of your fucking mind
January 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"work family" are you out of your fucking mind
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it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
January 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
Films I wanna see this month at the cinema:
- A Real Pain
- Nosferatu
- The Brutalist
If I see 2/3, I'm calling it a great success since last month I never saw Gladiator II or Rumours despite strong intentions. A Complete Unknown can wait for streaming ✌️
- A Real Pain
- Nosferatu
- The Brutalist
If I see 2/3, I'm calling it a great success since last month I never saw Gladiator II or Rumours despite strong intentions. A Complete Unknown can wait for streaming ✌️
January 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Films I wanna see this month at the cinema:
- A Real Pain
- Nosferatu
- The Brutalist
If I see 2/3, I'm calling it a great success since last month I never saw Gladiator II or Rumours despite strong intentions. A Complete Unknown can wait for streaming ✌️
- A Real Pain
- Nosferatu
- The Brutalist
If I see 2/3, I'm calling it a great success since last month I never saw Gladiator II or Rumours despite strong intentions. A Complete Unknown can wait for streaming ✌️