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Professional Clown/Bug Lover/Fat Cat Squeezer
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Goldman Sachs feels like what rich people say instead of 'Deez nuts'
October 2, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Goldman Sachs feels like what rich people say instead of 'Deez nuts'
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no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch
January 23, 2026 at 2:41 AM
no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch
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"I'm here" from the retail worker helping you is not meant as a resilient affirmation of making it another day, they are telling you that they are in hell.
January 20, 2026 at 10:59 PM
"I'm here" from the retail worker helping you is not meant as a resilient affirmation of making it another day, they are telling you that they are in hell.
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Coprolites aren't my favourite type of fossil, but they're a solid #2.
January 18, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Coprolites aren't my favourite type of fossil, but they're a solid #2.
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Wait isn't this that haircut all of Gen Z was doing last year
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Wait isn't this that haircut all of Gen Z was doing last year
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hissssssssssssssssssss
January 10, 2026 at 1:01 AM
hissssssssssssssssssss
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I finally have an excuse to dig this out of my shitpost folder
January 15, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I finally have an excuse to dig this out of my shitpost folder
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ghosts that put out
January 14, 2026 at 11:04 PM
ghosts that put out
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
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Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
January 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
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Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Feel like he’s breaking the 4th wall bc he realized this is kinda f’d up
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The processing of child pornography was a grueling, manual process until Elon Musk’s invention of the child pornography gin.
January 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
The processing of child pornography was a grueling, manual process until Elon Musk’s invention of the child pornography gin.
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
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it might be like hell on their valves and triglicerides and whatnot but i always smile when i see somebodies pet cat that is fat as hell. just a ball of meat with a lil tiny puzzled cat head on one end
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
it might be like hell on their valves and triglicerides and whatnot but i always smile when i see somebodies pet cat that is fat as hell. just a ball of meat with a lil tiny puzzled cat head on one end
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It's always the morally correct choice to smoosh your dog's muzzle into a round shape and then say "oooooo" in a high pitched voice
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
It's always the morally correct choice to smoosh your dog's muzzle into a round shape and then say "oooooo" in a high pitched voice
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Alternatively,
January 2, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Alternatively,
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oh you don’t like tomatoes? mushrooms? pickles?
GROW UP
GROW UP
people who don’t like tomatoes have a Child’s Palate
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 AM
oh you don’t like tomatoes? mushrooms? pickles?
GROW UP
GROW UP
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Apparenty I waz tha " feline bill maher' ??
December 30, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Apparenty I waz tha " feline bill maher' ??
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#invertefest
Periodical #cicada - Magicicada sp.
(Shot near Cincinnati 6-1-25) 🪲🪳🪰 #photography #macrophotography #wildlifephotography #wildlife #nature #animal #invertebrate #insect #bug #bugsky #ento
Periodical #cicada - Magicicada sp.
(Shot near Cincinnati 6-1-25) 🪲🪳🪰 #photography #macrophotography #wildlifephotography #wildlife #nature #animal #invertebrate #insect #bug #bugsky #ento
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
#invertefest
Periodical #cicada - Magicicada sp.
(Shot near Cincinnati 6-1-25) 🪲🪳🪰 #photography #macrophotography #wildlifephotography #wildlife #nature #animal #invertebrate #insect #bug #bugsky #ento
Periodical #cicada - Magicicada sp.
(Shot near Cincinnati 6-1-25) 🪲🪳🪰 #photography #macrophotography #wildlifephotography #wildlife #nature #animal #invertebrate #insect #bug #bugsky #ento