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@burntcobra.bsky.social
I have nothing of interest to say, but I do despise racists.
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oh christ look at the time
December 12, 2023 at 9:21 PM
I love how he draws dogs
“Okay now, listen up! … First, I want all the car-chasers over here!”
December 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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This will piss the right wingers off, but I’d say this chap is far more a patriot that the wankers painting roundabouts and hanging flags.

What a legend!
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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This year’s Presidential Christmas card.
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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A patently stupid and self-destructive idea, pushed by very entitled people who had nothing to lose and Putins disinformation machine and voted for in large part by bigots who thought it would make this country great again.

All to the colossal detriment of the UK.

F*** them all a million times.
Letter to the FT that stingingly sums up Brexit and the shit creek we now find ourselves in.
A terrible idea (naive, prejudiced and uninformed) that has deeply divided us and left us poorer and less secure… but unwilling to face up to the damage we’ve done to ourselves. While the EU moves on.
December 24, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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This seems to be very specifically about me
December 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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What do we have for day 1️⃣2️⃣ of the The EightyPercentMental advent calendar? ❄️🌲⛄🎁🧑🏿‍🎄

LIKES, SHARES, & ADVERTISING REVENUE.

"Burnout isn't real! We're not candles! People can't burn out!"

Marv, and what are you basing this analysis on?

"Absolutely nothing at all, but that's not important, my dudes."
December 12, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Amen to that!
They can give us less, charge us more. But don’t you dare suggest they should take a hit on their profits!

We can’t just give ourselves more salary to cover these costs. So I say cancel them, hit them hard, let them fail. Fuck ‘em all - hard - with a fish fork.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Toffee Crisp and Blue Riband can't be called chocolate any more
Nestle has used more vegetable oil in it recipes, meaning the treats no longer qualify as chocolate under UK law
www.bbc.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
December 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Bit over the top if you ask me
December 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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REMINDER: People need to get the fuck off X.
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Stallone looks like when you smush a baby's cheeks together.
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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The protesters were taken into... custardy.
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Look guys, if the gays can boycott the Eurovision, the very very very least you can do is boycott FIFA
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Appropriate his trophy is a load of creepy gropey hands #WorldCupDraw
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Donald Trump winning the ‘FIFA Peace Prize’ is like when I didn’t win at school sports day so my mum made me a medal out of a yoghurt lid.
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
chefs kiss
December 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Today's @liverpoolecho.co.uk front page
December 3, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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It's all bad but hadn't seen the bit where Farage says:

"The European Union is the prototype for the New World Order."

That is a seriously, deeply problematic term that taps into Illuminati and antisemitic conspiracy theories.

How the fuck did this man direct the course of our politics?
We kept the receipts. These comments, taken together, paint a picture of the man he is today.
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no.
This is quite something.

metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...
'We invited a homeless man for dinner - he stayed for 45 years'
The man was only meant to stay for a day.
metro.co.uk
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
📽 wish they would make another Equalizer movie. That is all I have to say today.
November 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM