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I’m assuming she’s referring to Charlottesville
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 8, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I’m assuming she’s referring to Charlottesville
Doctors came to me with tears in their eyes and said I have the highest PSA levels they’ve ever seen.
Trump again says his health is “PERFECT” and claims he “ACED” his third straight cognitive exam, a test given by doctors to detect signs of dementia
January 2, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Doctors came to me with tears in their eyes and said I have the highest PSA levels they’ve ever seen.
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Actually I just googled it and couldn’t have been more wrong
December 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Actually I just googled it and couldn’t have been more wrong
Me unprepared for the pitch meeting: “uhh robot coffee cups”
Also, this just in -> the latest bizarre AI fever dream is AI-controlled trivets, staplers, and coffee cups on wheels. So we'll be chased around by inanimate wheeled objects clamoring for our attention.
![Real news story headline: "Robot Coffee Cups? Self-Driving Trivets? AI Researchers Made It Happen. [sub-title] Scientists found a way to animate everyday objects and predict your next move, so your stapler is always nearby when you need it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wstpte2vzb4ra2iqtnw2d2ef/bafkreibbhk46utcdzm3qb2u2muehbhrndu6x47k5a4v64ef44xdpbgh42u@jpeg)
December 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Me unprepared for the pitch meeting: “uhh robot coffee cups”
Curious what you thought about Anxious Generation. It was given to me, but haven’t started it yet
IT IS NOT THE END OF 2025 YET. I am *literally* finishing the much-loved Middlemarch today so I will take 17, thank you very much.
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Curious what you thought about Anxious Generation. It was given to me, but haven’t started it yet
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One of the kids I teach said their family kept calling their autism a super power. And then asked if I wanted to see it in action, they then touched some velvet and violently gagged before crying for a minute. Said her superpower was ruining her day by touching things.
December 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM
One of the kids I teach said their family kept calling their autism a super power. And then asked if I wanted to see it in action, they then touched some velvet and violently gagged before crying for a minute. Said her superpower was ruining her day by touching things.
“Ruthkanda Forever”
December 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“Ruthkanda Forever”
Breaking: Axios to be renamed “not that good at this”
BREAKING: Kennedy Center to be renamed Trump-Kennedy Center
The Kennedy Center will become the Trump-Kennedy Center: Leavitt
Leavitt said the the board unanimously voted to rename the performing arts venue.
www.axios.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Breaking: Axios to be renamed “not that good at this”
I volunteer as tribute
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I volunteer as tribute
Thompson: “Unh-uh”
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Thompson: “Unh-uh”
Weird time to practice writing with your left hand
This was the official objection, from Maxwell Rice, a former Republican candidate for #IL09, who filed objections to several candidates this cycle
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Weird time to practice writing with your left hand
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the new one from this sunday, a retired nurse they meet playing videogames is perfect for their lonely father to date. i hope the boys dont overstep...
December 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
the new one from this sunday, a retired nurse they meet playing videogames is perfect for their lonely father to date. i hope the boys dont overstep...
My man looking like a Dick Tracy villain
I know the real concern is the lack of journalistic integrity but I think the real crime here is seeing this face and thinking to yourself "yes I need more of that" His eyes don't even line up. This is a clear case of royals inbreeding
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My man looking like a Dick Tracy villain
“Because right now, we’re much less”
Trump: "I don't want to hear about the affordability, because right now we're much less. If you look at energy, we're getting close to $2 a gallon gasoline."
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
“Because right now, we’re much less”
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Is that the joke? That their tools would be shitty? Make it look like cows don't know how to manufacture objects that make work easier to do?
October 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Is that the joke? That their tools would be shitty? Make it look like cows don't know how to manufacture objects that make work easier to do?
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
Sir a diarrhea plane has hit the second tower
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Sir a diarrhea plane has hit the second tower
We’re saving God
Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."
October 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
We’re saving God
This is like Field of Dreams but for 5 card stud
October 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This is like Field of Dreams but for 5 card stud
Tilly Norwood, has died
Tilly Norwood, an AI-generated avatar, is being compared by its creators to A-list human actors. SAG-AFTRA and others are pushing back.
Could 'the next Scarlett Johansson or Natalie Portman' be an AI avatar?
Tilly Norwood, an AI-generated avatar, is being compared by its creators to A-list human actors. SAG-AFTRA and others are pushing back.
n.pr
October 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Tilly Norwood, has died
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Tony Montana face planting in a pile of crushed up Tylenol: “say hello to my model train!”
September 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Tony Montana face planting in a pile of crushed up Tylenol: “say hello to my model train!”
September 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM