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Q (they/them)
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Queer, nonbinary, Jewish(ish) parent of 2 kids, 2 cats, and a service doodle-in-training. MSW '24 🧑‍🎓 Neurodivergent, hEDS. likes≠endorsements
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Jesus fucking Christ. No, LLM won’t help you learn more. Why? Because when you read a summary (EVEN IF it’s correct, which is not a given) you are missing out on the process which is arguably more important than the result 🧵
December 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Someone brought a pet dog into Michael's and the servicedoodle looked absolutely scandalized when it was barking. She also started behaving better afterwards like she wanted to make sure other people in the store knew they weren't affiliated
a woman says i don 't know her on a tv show
Alt: Mariah Carey shaking her head and saying "i don't know her" then politely smiling
media.tenor.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The addition of his name at the top is giving extremely "assistant to the regional manager" vibes
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I would never eat 8 Hershey kisses in a row but I will eat 8 of those round pretzels with a melted kiss and an m&m in them.
December 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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6 years ago, a federal ban on gender-affirming care for young people was absent from the national Dem agenda, seemed unlikely to almost everyone who isn’t trans. 6 years ago, Marjorie Taylor Greene was a QAnon crank with a crossfit gym. Yesterday her ban passed out of the House with three Dem votes.
December 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Another disaster. This one has actual harmful consequences for trans kids and their families.
Under the proposed rule issued by the Trump Administration today, any Medicare- or Medicaid-participating hospital would be barred from providing gender-affirming care to *any child*, even if the care is not paid for by Medicare or Medicaid.

public-inspection.federalregister.gov/2025-23465.pdf
public-inspection.federalregister.gov
December 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This is why Newsom and Buttigieg should be nonstarters as 2028 candidates. We need people who will fight for marginalized groups and not capitulate to the right to seem more "Moderate." If they want to be in the tent, they can agree to uphold the basic party tenets, end of story.
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Michiganders, both of our senators voted for the trans athlete ban this week. Please please please call them and tell them they have to vote against the ban on gender affirming care for minors that just passed the house. This bill will kill children.

Slotkin: (202) 224-4822
Peters: (202) 224-6221
December 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Friend of a lot of my friends.

She was last seen in Hamtramck.

Hamtramck, Detroit, keep an eye out! And please share
🚨🚨🚨🚨MICHIGAN🚨🚨🚨🚨

Have you seen this woman?
December 17, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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this is a rich text, from the New Yerk Yankees dynasty and the back to back Angels titles (spelled differently, with the wrong logo, and neither year did they win the title) to the triple title of 2016 and the double title of 2021

brb becoming a Boston Yook Yarters fan
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.

Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”

I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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This isn’t even all of the AIDS quilt. It was so long they didn’t have room to display it all. Reagan flat out fucking murdered queer people
These are the "good and decent people" who didn't survive the Reagan presidency.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Also the irony is that getting detained by ICE or having to leave the country because your TPS is revoked isn't actually considered a valid reason to break a lease so people in detention and people who flee have to keep paying rent or attempt to find someone to sublease from abroad/jail 🙃
The administration is entirely post-truth.
Vance: "Why have rents gone down for 4 consecutive months? Because we're starting to get those illegal aliens out of the USA. Those criminals, those gang members, those people that are taking homes that ought by right go the people in this room. It's simple economics."
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
19. Used plenty of pay phones but never a proper phone booth (that I can remember). Some of these were fully a "I'm using this old technology, isn't that fun and novel" though
20, and old enough to be huffy that it’s mix tape not a mixed tape.
Show your age

17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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It is deeply important to understand that the Trump Administration is evil.
I was in a tribunal a week ago where DHS moved to pretermit every single asylum case on "safe third country grounds." Every. single. one.

At one point, a judge scheduled a second master for a man to prove he would be in danger in Honduras. Confused, he said "No, Peru. I'm from Peru."
Immigration judges are "pretermitting" huge swathes of asylum claims on the grounds that the person can be deported to a third country instead — one of the explicit statutory grounds for denying the right to apply for asylum.

This is now happening at large scale nationwide.
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
OH 10 on the computer: "I'm not gay but my mom is classified as gay. Not because they are yet but they want to be"

We had a discussion last month about my queerness, because the kids have only ever known me as a person who was married to a man. It's funny to hear how he interpreted it 😂
December 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Chag sameach, fam. A heavy, mournful start to Hanukkah is a reminder that we must be the light and shine together in love and solidarity.
December 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Cc: Michigan Medicine
BREAKING: Seattle Children's Hospital successfully fought this summer to get DOJ's invasive trans care subpoena quashed.

The Seattle court partially unsealed the case this week.

This was the fourth, previously sealed case mentioned in this recent Law Dork report: www.lawdork.com/p/judges-doj...
December 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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December 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
No words...
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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ProPublica spoke to about 150 people who had lived in homeless encampments when cities cleared them out in “sweeps.”

We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words.

➡️ This is what they wrote: https://propub.li/3MTlm33
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
While there's national attention on the Washtenaw County Jail, would love to get more eyes on this story where the board of commissioners is feuding with the sheriff because she didn't want to use inmate lockdowns (to allow understaffing) as a cost-saving solution: www.cbsnews.com/detroit/news...
Washtenaw County sheriff pushes back on jail lockdowns in budget-saving efforts
A suggestion on how the Washtenaw County Sheriff's Office can save money in its new budget is stirring up controversy.
www.cbsnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Thinking about this in the context of Sen. Marshall talking about Americans becoming "consumers" of healthcare. How do we prevent algorithms from determining how much people are charged for medications and procedures? Will we need to use incognito mode when picking an emergency room in a crisis?
Instacart got caught running real-time price experiments on shoppers — same groceries, different prices.

Workers know this game well: Instacart’s algorithm does the same thing to their pay.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/b...
Same Product, Same Store, but on Instacart, Prices Might Differ
www.nytimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Can someone please explain to me why the fuck Peters would vote yes on this when he's not running for re-election?
115 democrats just voted to establish the first federal statutory definition of sex, which could now be used to

• charge fraud for using documents that misrepresent “sex”
• reverse all federal records gender markers
• sue a future gov’t for attempting to rescind trump’s anti-trans exec orders
As Trump drags us into an Iraq-style war in Venezuela, 312 members of the House — including 115 Democrats — just voted to authorize over $900 billion in military spending.
December 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
UM hire men who won't cheat on their wives in very public, very embarrassing ways challenge level: impossible

lonely
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December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Tech bros are too cowardly to let the AI version of my dead Grandma say what she would actually say about me talking to an AI version of her...
December 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM