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Caitie Bird
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bennyfactor.bsky.social
replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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samperson.bsky.social
greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail
January 12, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
Mike F tweet: Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out. then he got insanely surpassed
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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paulhaine.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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cwarzel.bsky.social
True Life: I Accidentally Clicked The Heart React Button On The Public Epstein Files Dropbox
December 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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kenjennings.bsky.social
Flashing my green light in complicated strobe patterns, to hypnotize Gatsby into doing my bidding.
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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catbus.phd
Santa Ana winds are simply THEE WORST type of wind, all my homies hate Santa Ana winds
December 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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pbump.com
The eight-year old, who wants to be a cartoonist, is working on a new character and, I gotta say, I’m feeling optimistic about where this is heading.
December 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
The Bic corporation was started by one man who needed to shave, write something down, and set something on fire at the same time
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
Tweet by Jason @longwall26 My cat, an idiot: Those ornaments look exactly like my toys. Why can't I play with them? Me, pinnacle of animals: That felt frog wearing a top hat is to celebrate The Lord
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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tweetpotato314.bsky.social
imagine giving a newborn baby gold and the next guy’s present is a drum solo
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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shakespeherian.bsky.social
That's right... Harrison Ford
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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mcs212.bsky.social
Fuckin rocking out
ScienceAlert headline: Tinnitus Is Somehow Linked to a Crucial Bodily Function
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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edmorrish.bsky.social
A photo of a squirrel, with a speech bubble to make it look like it’s saying the post below.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
america's biggest cultural failure is the lack of a widespread "green sauce" to pair with our very respectable yellow, red, and white sauces
September 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off
In early 2025, beaver activity in the Brdy Protected Landscape Area, Czech Republic, contributed to the restoration of a wetland ecosystem. A family of beavers constructed a series of dams that coincidentally accomplished environmental goals of the Czech government, which had delayed its proposed project since 2018 for bureaucratic and financial reasons. The beaver-built dams saved the Czech government approximately US$1.2 million,
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
It's Friday night baby
Sleepy time bear
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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dotmaetrix.bsky.social
Must be weird to be Edmund Pevensie and have to live with the fact that you messed up so bad that Jesus had to die for your sins TWICE
April 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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jesszimmerman.com
What is this, a Live song
NYT headine “Strangers Come Together to Deliver Baby Girl at Burning Man.” Rolling Stone headline “Man Found Dead in Suspected Homicide at Burning Man”
August 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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kaitlinruiz.bsky.social
ChatGPT is not your friend! real relationships challenge you toward personal growth, as with Mavis Beacon, a beautiful lady professional who taught me to type really fast.
July 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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frovo.bsky.social
ME: omg a spider wrote “some pig” in its web

FARMER: yeah that pig is amazing

ME: what no i don’t think you realize how incredible it is that a spider can read and write

FARMER: how bout that pig tho wow
July 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM