Campbell
@campbellbox.bsky.social
Fully automated luxury gay space communism. Football. Planes. Shihad.
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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Suddenly remembered the plane with a turbine-powered supersonic propellor so the prop threw out a continuous sonic boom which knocked people down and made everyone in the vicinity severely nauseous en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republi...
Republic XF-84H Thunderscreech - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 11, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Suddenly remembered the plane with a turbine-powered supersonic propellor so the prop threw out a continuous sonic boom which knocked people down and made everyone in the vicinity severely nauseous en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republi...
@taikonaut.bsky.social looks like something you might have had a hand in
the severed heads of Santas displayed as a warning to others who would spread yultide cheer
December 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
@taikonaut.bsky.social looks like something you might have had a hand in
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Nouveau Zealand el sorchio
December 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Nouveau Zealand el sorchio
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Literal lol
December 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Literal lol
The undead reaching out of their graves to consume the world
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The undead reaching out of their graves to consume the world
This World Cup draw is much more charming than I expected it to be.
#SpellingBee #GuyMontgomery #FIFA
#SpellingBee #GuyMontgomery #FIFA
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This World Cup draw is much more charming than I expected it to be.
#SpellingBee #GuyMontgomery #FIFA
#SpellingBee #GuyMontgomery #FIFA
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What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
May 19, 2024 at 12:26 PM
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
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This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
@taikonaut.bsky.social which is your preferred genre?
As A Jew™️ who loves Christmas music but came to it late, here are what the genres feel like to me:
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
@taikonaut.bsky.social which is your preferred genre?
A fart walk, also known in some circles as cropdusting.
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 AM
A fart walk, also known in some circles as cropdusting.
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These guys have taken more money from me than I care to admit.
Totally worth it. You should give them some of your money too. Because they are the good guys and their drawings are awful and deserve your pity.
Totally worth it. You should give them some of your money too. Because they are the good guys and their drawings are awful and deserve your pity.
It's Black Friday. Boo. There are no discounts on our wonky football shop. We have however not raised our prices in 6 years, which feels like a long time when [gestures at everything]
So yeah, ignore Amazon and buy something weird from somewhere small. Like us! Or someone else!
🛒 noscoredraws.com
So yeah, ignore Amazon and buy something weird from somewhere small. Like us! Or someone else!
🛒 noscoredraws.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
These guys have taken more money from me than I care to admit.
Totally worth it. You should give them some of your money too. Because they are the good guys and their drawings are awful and deserve your pity.
Totally worth it. You should give them some of your money too. Because they are the good guys and their drawings are awful and deserve your pity.
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i find phase cancellation so funny. you’re telling me that if i play this noise’s evil version from the noise shadow realm at the same time they just, die? they kill each other? idk
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
i find phase cancellation so funny. you’re telling me that if i play this noise’s evil version from the noise shadow realm at the same time they just, die? they kill each other? idk
@footballweekly.bsky.social
The second half of this clip is Enzo Maresca when he gets up in the night
The second half of this clip is Enzo Maresca when he gets up in the night
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
@footballweekly.bsky.social
The second half of this clip is Enzo Maresca when he gets up in the night
The second half of this clip is Enzo Maresca when he gets up in the night
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For anyone who didn’t know, this series is fantastic
November 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
For anyone who didn’t know, this series is fantastic
@warmovietheatre.bsky.social
I feel like I’m missing a pithy intro on this episode… or was it just extra quiet?
I feel like I’m missing a pithy intro on this episode… or was it just extra quiet?
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
@warmovietheatre.bsky.social
I feel like I’m missing a pithy intro on this episode… or was it just extra quiet?
I feel like I’m missing a pithy intro on this episode… or was it just extra quiet?
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"It's a few bad apples..."
Enter, stage right an angry goose:
"How does that saying finish, motherfucker, what does a bad apple do?"
Enter, stage right an angry goose:
"How does that saying finish, motherfucker, what does a bad apple do?"
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"It's a few bad apples..."
Enter, stage right an angry goose:
"How does that saying finish, motherfucker, what does a bad apple do?"
Enter, stage right an angry goose:
"How does that saying finish, motherfucker, what does a bad apple do?"
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I should be asleep… but I’m glad I was awake to find this @taikonaut.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I should be asleep… but I’m glad I was awake to find this @taikonaut.bsky.social
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Was really struck by what a lovely inspiring exercise this is, like a primary school version of Mary Oliver’s Instructions for living a life
Pay attention.
Be astonished.
Tell about it
Pay attention.
Be astonished.
Tell about it
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Was really struck by what a lovely inspiring exercise this is, like a primary school version of Mary Oliver’s Instructions for living a life
Pay attention.
Be astonished.
Tell about it
Pay attention.
Be astonished.
Tell about it
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
Imagine the joy of revealing Goth Bastards as a band on your VCD @taikonaut.bsky.social
I posted a picture of a spider in the group chat and @leighamshardlow.bsky.social turned it into a goth album cover
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Imagine the joy of revealing Goth Bastards as a band on your VCD @taikonaut.bsky.social
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I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I made a “how do you do, fellow kids?” joke to someone in their mid 20s who, it turns out, was too young to have heard of that meme.
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”
So “how do you do, fellow kids?” is now an example of “how do you do, fellow kids?”