Captain Sidecar
@captainsidecar.bsky.social
Largely unfunded retiree. Collector of cats, dogs, and non-functional workshop equipment. Likes toy trains, motorcycles, fried food, and sniffing nitromethane. Broadly left. Intolerant of wankers of any stripe. Holds grudges for decades.
Let's be honest. Until someone actually physically drags him, in shackles, out of the Oval Office (or the MaL dining room, or off the golf course, or wherever) and bangs him in the slammer, all the legal findings in the world aren't going to stop him.
December 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Let's be honest. Until someone actually physically drags him, in shackles, out of the Oval Office (or the MaL dining room, or off the golf course, or wherever) and bangs him in the slammer, all the legal findings in the world aren't going to stop him.
Reposted by Captain Sidecar
Remember, if you have shitty parents, you don’t have to stay long. And really, you don’t have to visit at all. Nobody’s owed your time.
December 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Remember, if you have shitty parents, you don’t have to stay long. And really, you don’t have to visit at all. Nobody’s owed your time.
Reposted by Captain Sidecar
actually I changed my mind, I love celebrity boxing matches now. I think everyone I hate should do them, because I'm really enjoying watching the worst people on earth get their shit rocked
December 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
actually I changed my mind, I love celebrity boxing matches now. I think everyone I hate should do them, because I'm really enjoying watching the worst people on earth get their shit rocked
FMD. Just spotted a bloke in a Trump 2028 hat, and I'm pretty sure he's not being ironic. I'm in Western Australia, BTW.
December 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
FMD. Just spotted a bloke in a Trump 2028 hat, and I'm pretty sure he's not being ironic. I'm in Western Australia, BTW.
Reposted by Captain Sidecar
yelling that Trump is doing something "against the law" is meaningless if there are no consequences
December 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
yelling that Trump is doing something "against the law" is meaningless if there are no consequences
Reposted by Captain Sidecar
it'd be nice to wake up just one morning without politicians from "both sides" handing the worst people on the right everything they fucking want, constantly, all the fucking time, here you go boys, here's your bigotry and swill, you fucking pigs #auspol
December 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
it'd be nice to wake up just one morning without politicians from "both sides" handing the worst people on the right everything they fucking want, constantly, all the fucking time, here you go boys, here's your bigotry and swill, you fucking pigs #auspol
Reposted by Captain Sidecar
The more one digs the more disgusting this whole farce becomes www.crikey.com.au/2025/12/12/p...
Teen social media ban lobby group 36 Months funded and co-staffed by firm making gambling ads
The revelation comes as the government is expected to abandon plans for an online gambling ad ban, using the teen social media ban as cover.
www.crikey.com.au
December 14, 2025 at 8:42 AM
The more one digs the more disgusting this whole farce becomes www.crikey.com.au/2025/12/12/p...
Leave your own water glass somewhere the cat can reach and tell them it's not theirs. Works every time.
Anyone know how to make a cat drink more water?
December 14, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Leave your own water glass somewhere the cat can reach and tell them it's not theirs. Works every time.
Reposted by Captain Sidecar
Christmas FACT: Every year in an Oslo square, they display a tenner in a card given to them by the people of the UK.
December 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Christmas FACT: Every year in an Oslo square, they display a tenner in a card given to them by the people of the UK.
Reposted by Captain Sidecar
Reposted by Captain Sidecar
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Reposted by Captain Sidecar
periodic reminder that the crusade against MSG was just racism and it is actually just magical science salt that gets you More Yummy for Less Sodium
December 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
periodic reminder that the crusade against MSG was just racism and it is actually just magical science salt that gets you More Yummy for Less Sodium
Is it just me, or is everyone else's Discover feed just recycling the same few dozen posts?
December 11, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Is it just me, or is everyone else's Discover feed just recycling the same few dozen posts?
Reposted by Captain Sidecar
If you live in a walkable railway suburb with a job in the city and choose to drive everywhere and whinge about traffic, you should be forced to give up your house to someone economically forced to live in a dismal car suburb who would prefer not to. Without compensation.
December 10, 2025 at 8:40 AM
If you live in a walkable railway suburb with a job in the city and choose to drive everywhere and whinge about traffic, you should be forced to give up your house to someone economically forced to live in a dismal car suburb who would prefer not to. Without compensation.
Apropos of nothing very much, I always find it hilarious, whenever, some celebrity of the creative world turns out to be a bit of a dick, watching the gymnastics of a significant %age of the online world performatively establishing that, either they always thought they were mediocre, or that...
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Apropos of nothing very much, I always find it hilarious, whenever, some celebrity of the creative world turns out to be a bit of a dick, watching the gymnastics of a significant %age of the online world performatively establishing that, either they always thought they were mediocre, or that...
Reposted by Captain Sidecar
The sort of display you get when Madame Tussaud’s let’s the work experience kid have a go
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The sort of display you get when Madame Tussaud’s let’s the work experience kid have a go
Reposted by Captain Sidecar
“My little Anais asked, ‘Nanny have we been bad?’”
December 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
“My little Anais asked, ‘Nanny have we been bad?’”
Reposted by Captain Sidecar
I’m really really tired of Everybody-Is-Twelve World.
Middle school sucked the first time and I have no desire to repeat it in my 50s.
Middle school sucked the first time and I have no desire to repeat it in my 50s.
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’m really really tired of Everybody-Is-Twelve World.
Middle school sucked the first time and I have no desire to repeat it in my 50s.
Middle school sucked the first time and I have no desire to repeat it in my 50s.
As I've said *many* times, the Australian political class is a relatively tiny, but viciously exclusive, clique. If you're not part of it by the time you hit Year 11, you're pretty much fucked if you have ambitions for elected office beyond regional shire level.
This kind of thing happens because if you ever met a bunch of Young Labor people, their main topic of conversation is getting staffer jobs.
Doesn't say much for Australia's security if we can't bring 40 kids and their mothers home.
Even less for our humanity.
Bring them home @albomp.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
Even less for our humanity.
Bring them home @albomp.bsky.social
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
December 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
As I've said *many* times, the Australian political class is a relatively tiny, but viciously exclusive, clique. If you're not part of it by the time you hit Year 11, you're pretty much fucked if you have ambitions for elected office beyond regional shire level.
Reposted by Captain Sidecar
at long last mediocre white women are reaping the benefits that used to be reserved for mediocre white men. progress ❤️
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM
at long last mediocre white women are reaping the benefits that used to be reserved for mediocre white men. progress ❤️
Reposted by Captain Sidecar
Gingerly eating a bag of Hula Hoops and noticed the “no msg ✔️” on the packet. So I just went and added some MSG and shook the bag and they taste infinitely better. I recommend this to all foods that brag they’re MSG free
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Gingerly eating a bag of Hula Hoops and noticed the “no msg ✔️” on the packet. So I just went and added some MSG and shook the bag and they taste infinitely better. I recommend this to all foods that brag they’re MSG free
Unpopular opinion. Ability to play chess is an absolutely shithouse analogue for having an intellect useful in any field *other* than moving little figures around on an 8x8 board.
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Unpopular opinion. Ability to play chess is an absolutely shithouse analogue for having an intellect useful in any field *other* than moving little figures around on an 8x8 board.
Reposted by Captain Sidecar
can we finish kicking the shit out of russia so china can buy АвтоВАЗ and sell lada nivas to australia? please?
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
can we finish kicking the shit out of russia so china can buy АвтоВАЗ and sell lada nivas to australia? please?
Small, but perfectly formed, model railway.
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Small, but perfectly formed, model railway.
Reposted by Captain Sidecar
Just imagine every single person in the administration is 12 years old. Everything will make perfect sense.
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Just imagine every single person in the administration is 12 years old. Everything will make perfect sense.