@cassandraleehaslem.bsky.social
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"So, AI has a huge cost and doesn't really help much. At any rate, we will now force you to use AI for everything."
September 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
"So, AI has a huge cost and doesn't really help much. At any rate, we will now force you to use AI for everything."
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I bit my dentist today. Wasn't even getting a checkup at the time, I just saw him at the supermarket
September 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I bit my dentist today. Wasn't even getting a checkup at the time, I just saw him at the supermarket
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(anytime someone calls me on my phone, a device i voluntarily bought for this specific purpose) SON of a bitch,
September 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
(anytime someone calls me on my phone, a device i voluntarily bought for this specific purpose) SON of a bitch,
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Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party
September 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party
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Me: *makes a single small purchase from a brand*
Brand: We are now betrothed
Brand: We are now betrothed
September 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Me: *makes a single small purchase from a brand*
Brand: We are now betrothed
Brand: We are now betrothed
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RFK Jr joined the fight on deadly diseases on the side of deadly diseases.
August 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
RFK Jr joined the fight on deadly diseases on the side of deadly diseases.
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i’m not built for being seen or heard. I should only be texted. occasionally i can possess another, and visit in a dream. I prefer text
August 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i’m not built for being seen or heard. I should only be texted. occasionally i can possess another, and visit in a dream. I prefer text
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just looping back on this october 2024 warning and yep we have ticked through them all
July 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
just looping back on this october 2024 warning and yep we have ticked through them all
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if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test
Trump: "AOC -- look. I think she's very nice. But she's very low IQ, and we really don't need low IQ. Between her and Crockett, we're gonna give 'em both an IQ test to see who comes out best. I took a real test at Walter Reed medical center and I aced it. Now it's time for them to take a test."
July 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
if you took a dementia test and thought it was an IQ test you failed both the dementia test and the IQ test
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my grandpa was illiterate so i have no idea if this ouija board is working or not
June 13, 2025 at 12:15 PM
my grandpa was illiterate so i have no idea if this ouija board is working or not
I would have no friends at all if they were alerted every time I checked their location in Find My Friends.
June 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I would have no friends at all if they were alerted every time I checked their location in Find My Friends.
Work is making me watch an AI-generated safety video for the monthly safety training requirement. The actress whose likeness they stole must have blinked oddly once and the AI decided that's the only way her AI replica should blink. It's horrendous. I'm learning nothing because I'm distracted.
June 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Work is making me watch an AI-generated safety video for the monthly safety training requirement. The actress whose likeness they stole must have blinked oddly once and the AI decided that's the only way her AI replica should blink. It's horrendous. I'm learning nothing because I'm distracted.
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Sorry when I sent a draft for "feedback" I meant "praise." Should have been more clear.
June 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Sorry when I sent a draft for "feedback" I meant "praise." Should have been more clear.
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Thanks to the public domain, I’m putting out a version of Winnie-the-Pooh books that’s word-for-word the same as the originals except instead of “Oh bother” his catchphrase is “Son of a bitch.”
March 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Thanks to the public domain, I’m putting out a version of Winnie-the-Pooh books that’s word-for-word the same as the originals except instead of “Oh bother” his catchphrase is “Son of a bitch.”
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READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
May 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
READ. THE. SUBHEAD.
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I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].
May 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].
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STEWARDESS: can anyone help land the plane?
ME: *raises hand*
STEWARDESS: anyone else?
ME: *raises other hand*
STEWARDESS: anyone who doesn't have two mini-pringles cans stuck on their hands?
ME: *raises hand*
STEWARDESS: anyone else?
ME: *raises other hand*
STEWARDESS: anyone who doesn't have two mini-pringles cans stuck on their hands?
April 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
STEWARDESS: can anyone help land the plane?
ME: *raises hand*
STEWARDESS: anyone else?
ME: *raises other hand*
STEWARDESS: anyone who doesn't have two mini-pringles cans stuck on their hands?
ME: *raises hand*
STEWARDESS: anyone else?
ME: *raises other hand*
STEWARDESS: anyone who doesn't have two mini-pringles cans stuck on their hands?
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Look if we’re ignoring Supreme Court rulings then every American woman has a right to an abortion again
April 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Look if we’re ignoring Supreme Court rulings then every American woman has a right to an abortion again
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(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin)
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind
April 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin)
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind
extremely frustrating video to watch, but it was directed by M. Night Shyamalan
April 10, 2025 at 4:26 AM
extremely frustrating video to watch, but it was directed by M. Night Shyamalan