Cathangover
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Cause people, they understands monkeys.
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
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when u make a silly joke on this platform
January 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
when u make a silly joke on this platform
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noticing the degendering, but what's interesting is the discourse cycle cooldown: whenever the high of the chili-neighboring* dogpile starts wearing off, people realizing just how far they took it start to feel uncomfortable with themselves & they start to moralize reasons why it was actually >
January 5, 2026 at 7:15 AM
noticing the degendering, but what's interesting is the discourse cycle cooldown: whenever the high of the chili-neighboring* dogpile starts wearing off, people realizing just how far they took it start to feel uncomfortable with themselves & they start to moralize reasons why it was actually >
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idk i just don't think trans women give up the right to be treated like ordinary people instead of brands morally accountable to any shrieking bad faith mob that smells blood in the water once they reach a certain follower count
January 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
idk i just don't think trans women give up the right to be treated like ordinary people instead of brands morally accountable to any shrieking bad faith mob that smells blood in the water once they reach a certain follower count
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Somebody on here quipped earlier that we live in precedented times. It hit home with me.
In 2003 I watched US troops roll in to the oil rich Iraqi city of Kirkuk and roll straight out the other side to take up defensive positions around the oil refinery.
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In 2003 I watched US troops roll in to the oil rich Iraqi city of Kirkuk and roll straight out the other side to take up defensive positions around the oil refinery.
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January 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Somebody on here quipped earlier that we live in precedented times. It hit home with me.
In 2003 I watched US troops roll in to the oil rich Iraqi city of Kirkuk and roll straight out the other side to take up defensive positions around the oil refinery.
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In 2003 I watched US troops roll in to the oil rich Iraqi city of Kirkuk and roll straight out the other side to take up defensive positions around the oil refinery.
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"treebeard" is a stupid ass name for a big old tree guy
January 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
"treebeard" is a stupid ass name for a big old tree guy
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The US is a mask off fascist rogue state but at least the billionaires who own our social media have made it fast and convenient to generate CSAM on demand
January 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
The US is a mask off fascist rogue state but at least the billionaires who own our social media have made it fast and convenient to generate CSAM on demand
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don’t worry guys. i am fact-checking all of trump’s statements and let’s just say there are lots of mistruths in there..
January 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
don’t worry guys. i am fact-checking all of trump’s statements and let’s just say there are lots of mistruths in there..
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greetings from hell
January 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
greetings from hell
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Wrote this 6 years ago and why is it even more applicable now than then 😐
January 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Wrote this 6 years ago and why is it even more applicable now than then 😐
A. Rose? More like A. Dumb Asshole.
Ah, yes, the real problem with the Democratic Party is that it is too obsessed with civility and needs to be more shrill and bitchy to voters in an election year. Hillary and Kamala proved that what voters really want is an insulting nanny enforcing approved preferences.
I further put forward that we be allowed to be a little bit rude about it. look what the obsession with civility has gotten us. if a person is being hateful or saying something untrue, you should be allowed to get a little bitchy if you need to!
January 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
A. Rose? More like A. Dumb Asshole.
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We're the country that made Trump president twice, can't hide from that
yeah like this sucks but we, Yankees, are going to eat a lot of shit as and when the world justifiably hardens against us, and it will not be pleasant and it will not feel entirely fair
finding out that I am apparently responsible for all US imperialism, ever
January 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
We're the country that made Trump president twice, can't hide from that
“But you have to admit how impressive the military operation wa-“
We spend trillions of dollars on this shit! If I bought a blender that cost 10 grand I’m not gonna cum in my pants when it successfully blends.
We spend trillions of dollars on this shit! If I bought a blender that cost 10 grand I’m not gonna cum in my pants when it successfully blends.
January 4, 2026 at 7:07 PM
“But you have to admit how impressive the military operation wa-“
We spend trillions of dollars on this shit! If I bought a blender that cost 10 grand I’m not gonna cum in my pants when it successfully blends.
We spend trillions of dollars on this shit! If I bought a blender that cost 10 grand I’m not gonna cum in my pants when it successfully blends.
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(watching Gallagher smash watermelons with a big mallet) this guy cannot be serious
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
(watching Gallagher smash watermelons with a big mallet) this guy cannot be serious
It’s time we pointed the finger at who’s truly at fault: The author of Don’t Create the Torment Nexus.
I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
It’s time we pointed the finger at who’s truly at fault: The author of Don’t Create the Torment Nexus.
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I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
January 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
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(Semafor) - The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops ..
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January 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
(Semafor) - The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops ..
@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
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bitch what the fuck are you wearing
GOP Rep. Pat Harrigan: "There are members of Congress that they just cannot trust. And I understand that. We have folks that are Somali first and not America first."
January 4, 2026 at 2:40 AM
bitch what the fuck are you wearing
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I deleted some tweets about Chuck Schumer because he depresses me
January 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I deleted some tweets about Chuck Schumer because he depresses me
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Trump's chief contribution to American politics is revealing that you don't need a respectable veneer for evil, corrupt behavior. You can rob the bank, say you did it because you like money and you'll do it again, and challenge anyone to stop you
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Trump's chief contribution to American politics is revealing that you don't need a respectable veneer for evil, corrupt behavior. You can rob the bank, say you did it because you like money and you'll do it again, and challenge anyone to stop you
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it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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what if they made the whole senate out of susan collins
Press call with Chuck Schumer says he has been talking with his caucus "I've been talking to so many members of my caucus today. Everybody is very, very just totally, totally, totally troubled."
January 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
what if they made the whole senate out of susan collins
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.