Mr. Big Cahones
@cattyaardvark.bsky.social
I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
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Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Memory is a fragile thing in this moment, so it is important to keep in mind that Hakeem Jeffries refused to whip his caucus against ICE funding earlier this week.
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each day we’re forced to confront the craziest shit you could possibly imagine and each day we’re forced to wash the same spoon for the millionth time
January 20, 2026 at 11:31 AM
each day we’re forced to confront the craziest shit you could possibly imagine and each day we’re forced to wash the same spoon for the millionth time
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Naaaaaaailed it
January 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Naaaaaaailed it
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it's the big day
January 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
it's the big day
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At long last, we have created the tyrannical king from the classic declaration
January 12, 2026 at 2:37 AM
At long last, we have created the tyrannical king from the classic declaration
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“They delayed the first test event at the hockey arena because there was a giant hole in the ice that needed to be patched up using a watering can” is quite the game of Olympic Mad Libs
January 10, 2026 at 3:52 PM
“They delayed the first test event at the hockey arena because there was a giant hole in the ice that needed to be patched up using a watering can” is quite the game of Olympic Mad Libs
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the timing is not great, but I cannot stop thinking about how a dung beetle is a machine that turns poop into poop
January 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
the timing is not great, but I cannot stop thinking about how a dung beetle is a machine that turns poop into poop
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We had a good run
2026 could be great. We simply don't know.
January 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
We had a good run
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“Now I know we were here before them.”
January 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
“Now I know we were here before them.”
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It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
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me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today?
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today?
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir!
me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA
street urchin: what’s-
shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day
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erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala
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Recreating this legendary Peanuts scene. Yeah hoe!
December 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Recreating this legendary Peanuts scene. Yeah hoe!
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INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
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techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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No, I do not intentionally watch the NFL.
Yes, I am going to watch Philip Rivers potentially leave 32 children and 4 adults without a father.
Yes, I am going to watch Philip Rivers potentially leave 32 children and 4 adults without a father.
December 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
No, I do not intentionally watch the NFL.
Yes, I am going to watch Philip Rivers potentially leave 32 children and 4 adults without a father.
Yes, I am going to watch Philip Rivers potentially leave 32 children and 4 adults without a father.
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I am only sharing this because it has one of the meanest burns I have ever heard in my life and I want to just snuggle with it like a warm blanket
December 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I am only sharing this because it has one of the meanest burns I have ever heard in my life and I want to just snuggle with it like a warm blanket
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i got a text message asking if i wanted to run for office and i ignored it so i could keep reposting bangers like this
does the Grinch’s dick unfurl like a fiddlehead?
December 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
i got a text message asking if i wanted to run for office and i ignored it so i could keep reposting bangers like this
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all i'm saying is that there were better options
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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The Secret Society of Middle Aged People At The Gym Who Have to Do 30 Mins of PT Work Before Getting Started
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The Secret Society of Middle Aged People At The Gym Who Have to Do 30 Mins of PT Work Before Getting Started
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Me getting fired up to sit on the patio
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Me getting fired up to sit on the patio