batrachophrenoboocosmomachia
@cavebat.bsky.social
i appreciate zipper merging and prime numbers and occultism and semiotics.
i'm cool if you're cool.
ace, introvert.
infosec, STEM, neat shit.
i'm cool if you're cool.
ace, introvert.
infosec, STEM, neat shit.
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I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
October 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?
But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.
I will never forget the ice war. I will never forget the chitter of the radwyrms. I will never forget the sound of shrapnel ringing against the ice. I will never forget the impalements across the equatorial penitentes.
April 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I will never forget the ice war. I will never forget the chitter of the radwyrms. I will never forget the sound of shrapnel ringing against the ice. I will never forget the impalements across the equatorial penitentes.
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some of my favorite dispatches from the forever war on the icy moon of europa. 🧵
April 19, 2025 at 2:50 PM
some of my favorite dispatches from the forever war on the icy moon of europa. 🧵
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
theonion.com
February 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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the way to stop people doing nazi shit is to create an environment where doing nazi shit immediately gets you jumped by six guys, do not pass go, ass kicking first and ask questions later. every goth & punk bar on god's gay earth already figured this out in the 90s
February 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
the way to stop people doing nazi shit is to create an environment where doing nazi shit immediately gets you jumped by six guys, do not pass go, ass kicking first and ask questions later. every goth & punk bar on god's gay earth already figured this out in the 90s
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listen to this. Elon can barely form a sentence right now.
February 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
listen to this. Elon can barely form a sentence right now.
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Del Monte Daniel Craig Popsicles (2009-2009): To celebrate National Ice Cream week in the UK, Del Monte decided to release cranberry, blueberry, and pomegranate "ice lollies" modeled after the shirtless torso and head of actor Daniel Craig
February 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Del Monte Daniel Craig Popsicles (2009-2009): To celebrate National Ice Cream week in the UK, Del Monte decided to release cranberry, blueberry, and pomegranate "ice lollies" modeled after the shirtless torso and head of actor Daniel Craig
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I remembered the indecipherable ancient Sumerian bar joke (a dog walks into a bar and says "I can't see anything. I guess I'll open this one") and decided to read some of the other proverbs and jokes from the same collection and discovered that Sumer also had the original "No take! Only throw!" meme
February 13, 2024 at 10:39 PM
I remembered the indecipherable ancient Sumerian bar joke (a dog walks into a bar and says "I can't see anything. I guess I'll open this one") and decided to read some of the other proverbs and jokes from the same collection and discovered that Sumer also had the original "No take! Only throw!" meme
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laughed for the first time in days thanks to this
January 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
laughed for the first time in days thanks to this
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They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
January 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
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Ursula K. LeGuin on technology
January 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ursula K. LeGuin on technology
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tired: find and kill God
wired: attach God to a debugger
wired: attach God to a debugger
January 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
tired: find and kill God
wired: attach God to a debugger
wired: attach God to a debugger
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Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.
January 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Four years since my son wrote the best opening to a mystery novel ever written.
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If you’re ever wondering why wildfire smoke is so bad for you it’s because it includes things like “an entire bicycle”
My Co-founder Josh Weinsch took this photo of his little daughter’s bike, which was in their driveway when they evacuated. Their neighborhood was vaporized.
January 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
If you’re ever wondering why wildfire smoke is so bad for you it’s because it includes things like “an entire bicycle”
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Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days
January 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days
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A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume
January 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume
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i wish i could tap dark mode on people with sunny personalities
December 17, 2024 at 1:15 PM
i wish i could tap dark mode on people with sunny personalities
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alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful
December 14, 2024 at 4:40 PM
alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful
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Modern child: NO I wanted the other iPad
Victorian child; thank you for the orange
Victorian child; thank you for the orange
December 15, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Modern child: NO I wanted the other iPad
Victorian child; thank you for the orange
Victorian child; thank you for the orange
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It's everyone's favorite time of year, when I post about how "dreydl" is just a dimunitive from the Yiddish verb "dreyen" ("to spin") and so a dreydl is literally just "a little spinny guy"
December 11, 2024 at 12:22 AM
It's everyone's favorite time of year, when I post about how "dreydl" is just a dimunitive from the Yiddish verb "dreyen" ("to spin") and so a dreydl is literally just "a little spinny guy"
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Baby blep! Postcard from my collection - copyright 1900, mailed 1907.
December 10, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Baby blep! Postcard from my collection - copyright 1900, mailed 1907.
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getting into meal prepping (opening the bag of shredded cheese)
December 10, 2024 at 11:40 PM
getting into meal prepping (opening the bag of shredded cheese)
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I don't know anything about At protocols but as a bit of an expert on barriers between realms, the whole point of a ring of standing stones in the darkest forest is that 99.99% of people don't have to think about them while they wait for a time when they are needed again
I think Bluesky’s AT Protocol thing sounds neat, but it’s not why people are using Bluesky. We’re here because it’s Twitter 2
It’s like if a Taco Bell cashier said “All our profits go towards building a ring of standing stones in the darkest forest” you’d say “Nice. So I’ll have a doritos chalupa”
It’s like if a Taco Bell cashier said “All our profits go towards building a ring of standing stones in the darkest forest” you’d say “Nice. So I’ll have a doritos chalupa”
December 3, 2024 at 12:48 PM
I don't know anything about At protocols but as a bit of an expert on barriers between realms, the whole point of a ring of standing stones in the darkest forest is that 99.99% of people don't have to think about them while they wait for a time when they are needed again