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Jacob Caynon
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“History forgets the moderates”
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I just think we’d be in a different place culturally and politically if it wasn’t beaten into us by leaders that we have to respect mass murderers when they die as long as they worked for the government
Lmao what a fucking joke
November 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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yeah they're just murdering random people on these boats
I think the Trump admin assumed no one would try to find out who the people on the boats they blew up really were
September 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Judging by the shamefully opportunistic & politicizing rhetoric of some rightwingers on Twitter, & their cynical use of Charlie Kirk’s horrific murder for political point scoring, it’s almost as if Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman wasn’t murdered by a Trump-voting MAGA maniac just 12 weeks ago.
September 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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This was LITERALLY last month. I feel like I'm losing my mind seeing rightwing posts over on Twitter tonight.
nytimes.com/2025/08/13/u...
September 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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September 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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If these people would leave our transgender cafes and blue haired bike lanes alone the only time we would even think about them is April 15th when we cut the checks that subsidize their entire existence
August 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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The thing about being a leftist is that a fake leftist will say that it’s not leftist to like sports while every real leftist will talk about the season Melvin Mora hit .340 for the Orioles
August 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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there are already 10 thousand reasons why it's embarrassing to be a leftist, we shouldn't let this kind of thinking add another to the list lol. Sportsball discourse should have fucking died in 2011
August 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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For a guy as laser-focused as he is on maintaining his ability to make lots and lots of money, Snoop sure has been self-clowning a lot more recently. That shit is gonna cost him eventually
Snoop Dogg says he’s 'scared to go to the movies now' because of a lesbian couple being depicted in 'Lightyear'

"We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, how'd she have a baby with a woman?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"
August 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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this is little more than a vendetta being pursued by the federal government against a man it unlawfully removed from the country and was forced to bring back
UPDATE: Hours after Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s release in Tennessee, Fox News reports that the Trump administration may deport him to Uganda as early as next week.
August 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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"This Weekend, We Saw the UK Descend Into Censorship, Brutality, and Authoritarianism"

Keir Starmer government arrested elderly protesters, a blind man using a wheelchair, & others – all in the name of providing diplomatic cover for a genocidal regime, writes @graceblakeley.substack.com for Zeteo.
This Weekend, We Saw the UK Descend Into Censorship, Brutality, and Authoritarianism
Keir Starmer and Yvette Cooper's government arrested elderly protesters, a blind man using a wheelchair, and others – all in the name of providing diplomatic cover for a genocidal regime.
zeteo.com
August 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
August 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Hmm, what do ‘central camps’ and ‘final plan’ remind you of?
🤷🏽‍♂️👇🏽
August 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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it is not some accident that the people suing charlottesville over its efforts to build more housing are retired university professors and their friends
college towns are absolutely fantastic, one of the great American concepts, and for unknown reason the people who live in college towns absolutely loathe them and want to ensure no one else can live there
August 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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i finished watching the pitt and i have a plan for improving efficiency in emergency rooms. gather all medicine you have on hand and dump it into a large vat. that's the "wellness vat." wheel it around and ladle it out to people. if someone is critical, pick them up and put them in the wellness vat
August 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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August 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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the republican party is a criminal conspiracy against the american republic
Emil Bove has been confirmed to a lifetime federal judgeship on the Third Circuit Court of Appeals
July 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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I listened to this song as a child. I knew what had happened to me was wrong. I didn’t quite know why. But I knew.

I felt it was what fit here. Though it’s painful to hear it.
July 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I doubt that there is a single family in America that hasn’t benefitted directly from the NIH.
July 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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The woke college students were right but we can't acknowledge this because then we'll have to consider whether they're right about other things too. That I'm a big stupid moron for instance
It is pretty noticeable that even as mainstream opinion on Israel and Gaza finally shifts, you don’t hear the Responsible Adults apologizing for punishing all the college kids protesting the atrocities. Quite the opposite in fact!
July 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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hegseth makes my blood boil. he's a boorish bigot and an all-around idiot.
July 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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kind of darkly funny that silicon valley billionaires went insane and are now colluding to recreate the plot to Captain America: The Winter Soldier
They've already been practicing! Ready to go baby. Just say the word. Won't have to worry about some limpdick lib being too afraid to launch on some civilians, Mechahitler takes that stress out of your life!
The US and some of its allies just pulled off a milestone first by letting AI target enemies like it would in a war
The trial, led by the US Army, was the first time AUKUS members used AI in a simulated battlefield environment akin to a real conflict.
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July 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Once again: "Who was president in 2020?" Is a question so many politicians, pundits and even mainstream media have a hard time answering correctly.
Rep. Mike Collins: "Fast-forward to the Biden administration. They put this on steroids. Example? Summer of love, where rioters were out there burning police stations, assaulting officers."

(Donald Trump was in fact the president in 2020.)
July 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM