bergmanesque
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The best thing about Linklater's 'Nouvelle Vague' is Bresson gets an MCU-style fan service cameo.
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
The best thing about Linklater's 'Nouvelle Vague' is Bresson gets an MCU-style fan service cameo.
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Ok. So. They anonymised the sheep.
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Ok. So. They anonymised the sheep.
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finally, we're living through precedented times
January 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
finally, we're living through precedented times
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Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Spray paint a plane and they'll detain you without trial and call you a terrorist.
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
Kidnap a foreign head of state - and Keir Starmer will make it clear we've played no part in it but will wait for the scheduled press conference in a few hours before potentially condemning it
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“What if we revived the Bush-Blair era, and made it even made stupid?”
January 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
“What if we revived the Bush-Blair era, and made it even made stupid?”
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Lest anyone for a single moment thinks this latest coup is a somehow a dramatic breach of long-term US foreign policy.
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Lest anyone for a single moment thinks this latest coup is a somehow a dramatic breach of long-term US foreign policy.
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I’ll see yall next year ✨
December 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’ll see yall next year ✨
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Okay yes I’ve been thinking about this. EVERY character in OBAA fucks up, some of them REALLY badly. Willa has a cell phone. the radio guy gives up pat to protect his sister. Pat can’t remember all the code talk after years of drugs and alcohol. Hell, Pat falls off a roof and almost gets caught!
One of the recurring elements of the movie is that almost every member of the French 75, even ones like Deandre who decry Perfidia as a rat, do the exact same thing the moment Lockjaw really presses them! The difference is that they aren’t the targets of his sexual fixation.
December 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Okay yes I’ve been thinking about this. EVERY character in OBAA fucks up, some of them REALLY badly. Willa has a cell phone. the radio guy gives up pat to protect his sister. Pat can’t remember all the code talk after years of drugs and alcohol. Hell, Pat falls off a roof and almost gets caught!
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MRS. CLAUS: Good luck tonight, honey! I’m proud of you and all that you’ve accomplished this year! Just a few more hours and we can take a well-deserved vacation! 🥰
SANTA: (white-knuckling a nicotine craving so intense he could crush an elf’s skull) sounds good love you
SANTA: (white-knuckling a nicotine craving so intense he could crush an elf’s skull) sounds good love you
December 25, 2024 at 5:32 AM
MRS. CLAUS: Good luck tonight, honey! I’m proud of you and all that you’ve accomplished this year! Just a few more hours and we can take a well-deserved vacation! 🥰
SANTA: (white-knuckling a nicotine craving so intense he could crush an elf’s skull) sounds good love you
SANTA: (white-knuckling a nicotine craving so intense he could crush an elf’s skull) sounds good love you
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A (quite) young movie lover said to me recently, "Not everybody can afford a DVD player," and I said "How much do you think a DVD player costs?"
He said, "I don't know, like $500?"
Those of us who advocate physical media are maybe not doing the best job of messaging.
He said, "I don't know, like $500?"
Those of us who advocate physical media are maybe not doing the best job of messaging.
December 13, 2025 at 4:15 AM
A (quite) young movie lover said to me recently, "Not everybody can afford a DVD player," and I said "How much do you think a DVD player costs?"
He said, "I don't know, like $500?"
Those of us who advocate physical media are maybe not doing the best job of messaging.
He said, "I don't know, like $500?"
Those of us who advocate physical media are maybe not doing the best job of messaging.
Truly insane photo. It's like seeing a picture of Mickey Mouse meeting Leatherface or something.
genuinely cursed image
December 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Truly insane photo. It's like seeing a picture of Mickey Mouse meeting Leatherface or something.
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It’s hard to not see the Netflix/WB news as a sort of doomsday scenario. The constant mergers and large scale absorptions of brands might be good for business, in theory, but they are bad for art; they are bad for creators; they are bad for preservation. Which makes it bad for us.
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It’s hard to not see the Netflix/WB news as a sort of doomsday scenario. The constant mergers and large scale absorptions of brands might be good for business, in theory, but they are bad for art; they are bad for creators; they are bad for preservation. Which makes it bad for us.
He’s like a guy who stopped discovering new bands when he reached middle age. Always felt his arthouse inclinations were overstated; now that he’s older, he’s more willing to admit this is the stuff he actually likes.
Quentin Tarantino has named his picks for the Top 20 Movies Of The 21st Century, with Ridley Scott's Black Hawk Down taking the number one spot.
Read his full list: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
Read his full list: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 AM
He’s like a guy who stopped discovering new bands when he reached middle age. Always felt his arthouse inclinations were overstated; now that he’s older, he’s more willing to admit this is the stuff he actually likes.
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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I was raised on these streets
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I was raised on these streets
Edgar Wright's 'The Running Man' opens with Glen Powell announcing, "I'm not angry." Which just about sums it all up.
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Edgar Wright's 'The Running Man' opens with Glen Powell announcing, "I'm not angry." Which just about sums it all up.
Steve Buscemi before getting shot in the face in a Coen brothers gangster film:
October 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Steve Buscemi before getting shot in the face in a Coen brothers gangster film:
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It's really funny how posh Reform types see a bald, accented, white guy who loves takeaways and just can't comprehend that he isn't racist.
Important moves happening in the Great Game of British politics.
October 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
It's really funny how posh Reform types see a bald, accented, white guy who loves takeaways and just can't comprehend that he isn't racist.
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
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Busted out a very niche Simpsons costume for Pop Culture Hell tonight
October 23, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Busted out a very niche Simpsons costume for Pop Culture Hell tonight
The funniest thing about Polanski's 'The Tenant' (1976) is he tried to make Isabelle Adjani look as strange-looking as everybody else, but instead she looks like a hot nerd.
October 23, 2025 at 8:09 AM
The funniest thing about Polanski's 'The Tenant' (1976) is he tried to make Isabelle Adjani look as strange-looking as everybody else, but instead she looks like a hot nerd.