@cedarsmoke.bsky.social
she/her • extremely tired • ask me about my current hyperfixation
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
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🎵The Leeeeafs fuckin’ suck baaaaaallsss🎵
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
🎵The Leeeeafs fuckin’ suck baaaaaallsss🎵
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
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November 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
We stopped teaching students that intellectual curiousity is the most exciting and important part of college, stopped asking them to not just do the reading but seek extra books, music, films, shows, plays, art for context, stopped demanding not just looking for rubrics to check boxes but seek more.
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Leo Carlsson this season:
•20 points in 13 games
•3rd in points/60
•Been on ice for 27 Ducks goals in 241 min he's played (6.7 goals for/60 lmao)
•Ducks up 9-1 in his 5v5 minutes over last 10 games
•Ducks controlling 57% of shots and 55% of xG with him on ice at 5v5 via NST
•20 points in 13 games
•3rd in points/60
•Been on ice for 27 Ducks goals in 241 min he's played (6.7 goals for/60 lmao)
•Ducks up 9-1 in his 5v5 minutes over last 10 games
•Ducks controlling 57% of shots and 55% of xG with him on ice at 5v5 via NST
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Vladdy Jr came in wearing a game-worn Marie-Philip Poulin jersey?
Oh he’s *all* in tonight. You don’t invoke Captain Clutch’s name without truly meaning it. #GoJaysGo #TeamCanada #womenshockey
Oh he’s *all* in tonight. You don’t invoke Captain Clutch’s name without truly meaning it. #GoJaysGo #TeamCanada #womenshockey
November 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Vladdy Jr came in wearing a game-worn Marie-Philip Poulin jersey?
Oh he’s *all* in tonight. You don’t invoke Captain Clutch’s name without truly meaning it. #GoJaysGo #TeamCanada #womenshockey
Oh he’s *all* in tonight. You don’t invoke Captain Clutch’s name without truly meaning it. #GoJaysGo #TeamCanada #womenshockey
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once again posting The Chart
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 PM
once again posting The Chart
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
Tired: Intentionally let Ohtani walk
Inspired: Unintentionally let Ohtani walk.
Inspired: Unintentionally let Ohtani walk.
October 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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RIP david lynch you would have loved a baseball stadium full of people slowly losing their minds
October 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
RIP david lynch you would have loved a baseball stadium full of people slowly losing their minds
"My candidate is no Nazi and it's the Jews' fault for putting that out there" is a great approach
October 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Lord grant me the strength of a man who'll consider ordering the 82d Airborne to patrol Portland days after attempting a Patton impression for 800 flown-in generals, admirals and senior enlisteds
October 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Lord grant me the strength of a man who'll consider ordering the 82d Airborne to patrol Portland days after attempting a Patton impression for 800 flown-in generals, admirals and senior enlisteds
Signing the guy who was not just the ringleader but is potentially implicated in another group sexual assault is craziness…and that’s before you even consider his current ceiling
The whole Canes/Hart/McLeod saga was such an insane and preventable self-own. Even without these guys signing, you now have guys like Staal and RBA on the record sounding like jackasses when there was no reason to put them in that position to begin with.
October 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Signing the guy who was not just the ringleader but is potentially implicated in another group sexual assault is craziness…and that’s before you even consider his current ceiling
October 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Complaining about cancel culture in Riyadh is one of the best examples I've seen of how "free speech culture" rots the brain.
Dave Chappelle criticized the status of free speech in the United States while on stage at the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.
October 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Wildly oscillating between “we’re so back” and “it’s so over”
Craig Berube is confident in Auston Matthews’ all-around game after a down season
Read More Here 📰 | theleafsnation.com/news/berube-...
Read More Here 📰 | theleafsnation.com/news/berube-...
October 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Wildly oscillating between “we’re so back” and “it’s so over”
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WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE
really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today
October 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE
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What might not occur to you upon reading this headline is that, in other words, ICE is targeting gay men of color
Every queer press org should be picking up this story
Every queer press org should be picking up this story
Cruising crackdown in Penn Station bathroom puts at least 20 men in ICE custody
State and city laws prohibit local police departments from turning people over to ICE. That restriction does not apply to the federally run Amtrak Police Department.
gothamist.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
What might not occur to you upon reading this headline is that, in other words, ICE is targeting gay men of color
Every queer press org should be picking up this story
Every queer press org should be picking up this story
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I'm pissed that they're blaming women for a nonexistent "autism crisis." I'm pissed that they're lying about what autism is and that mainstream people are normalizing what they're saying about autistic people. I'm pissed that this murderous grift is continuing. I'm just pissed.
September 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I'm pissed that they're blaming women for a nonexistent "autism crisis." I'm pissed that they're lying about what autism is and that mainstream people are normalizing what they're saying about autistic people. I'm pissed that this murderous grift is continuing. I'm just pissed.
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The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
November 10, 2024 at 12:14 AM
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
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Is there a petition to get Matthew Dowd his job back? Because there should be one.
September 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Is there a petition to get Matthew Dowd his job back? Because there should be one.