Chris White
@chrisw101.bsky.social
Married to Amaya Naomi, father to Augustus, cat dad. Follow me for posts about writing, books, movie reviews, and of course cats.
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Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
December 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time
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If I were a sexy lady robot, no, I would not fuck Grok no matter how horny I was. He’s a traitor to robot kind
December 25, 2025 at 6:18 AM
If I were a sexy lady robot, no, I would not fuck Grok no matter how horny I was. He’s a traitor to robot kind
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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Mistletoe is the greenery responsible for sleazy dudes scoring winter kisses, and 18th-century wives getting to smooch someone other than their husbands.
Step into the Jezebel archives:
Step into the Jezebel archives:
The Complicated and Chaotic History of Kissing Under the Mistletoe
A closer look at the greenery responsible for sleazy dudes scoring winter kisses and 18th-century wives getting to smooch someone other than their husbands.
www.jezebel.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Mistletoe is the greenery responsible for sleazy dudes scoring winter kisses, and 18th-century wives getting to smooch someone other than their husbands.
Step into the Jezebel archives:
Step into the Jezebel archives:
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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“You there boy, what day is it?!”
“Why, it’s December 22, sir!”
**logs onto Microsoft Teams, grumpy as hell**
“Why, it’s December 22, sir!”
**logs onto Microsoft Teams, grumpy as hell**
December 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“You there boy, what day is it?!”
“Why, it’s December 22, sir!”
**logs onto Microsoft Teams, grumpy as hell**
“Why, it’s December 22, sir!”
**logs onto Microsoft Teams, grumpy as hell**
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Five years is a long time. What's the 'Cyberpunk 2077' experience today? defector.com/cyberpunk-20...
'Cyberpunk 2077' Walked A Long Road To Redemption
Welcome to The Backlog, a series in which we will take a look back at 12 games from 2020 that, in one way or another, had a lasting impact on the video game industry. When I first started ruminating…
defector.com
December 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Five years is a long time. What's the 'Cyberpunk 2077' experience today? defector.com/cyberpunk-20...
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Currently at the funeral for the penny, happening at the Lincoln Memorial:
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Currently at the funeral for the penny, happening at the Lincoln Memorial:
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Boxing is problematic etc etc but Anthony Joshua cracking a smile as he lines up his kill shot on Jake Paul is giving me life
December 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Boxing is problematic etc etc but Anthony Joshua cracking a smile as he lines up his kill shot on Jake Paul is giving me life
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A little tribute to Rob Reiner I drew
December 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
A little tribute to Rob Reiner I drew
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Today is Friday, Dec 19
Good morning ❤️
eat
take your meds
hydrate
tell your people you love them
let them love you back
We are here. This is real. Let's build a home for each other and fight like hell.
Good morning ❤️
eat
take your meds
hydrate
tell your people you love them
let them love you back
We are here. This is real. Let's build a home for each other and fight like hell.
December 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Today is Friday, Dec 19
Good morning ❤️
eat
take your meds
hydrate
tell your people you love them
let them love you back
We are here. This is real. Let's build a home for each other and fight like hell.
Good morning ❤️
eat
take your meds
hydrate
tell your people you love them
let them love you back
We are here. This is real. Let's build a home for each other and fight like hell.
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They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
They booked a bunch of 14 year old models to come to a Mar A Lago party, told them to dress sexy and tried to ply them with alcohol.
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Wake Up, Little Susie
White House wizard Wiles told a journalist she's not Donnie's clown, even if she helps him bird dog his enemies. Any chance justice will be done and she'll be there to get her Donnie out of jail in 2029? We can dream, dream dream dream.
by Maureen Dowd
White House wizard Wiles told a journalist she's not Donnie's clown, even if she helps him bird dog his enemies. Any chance justice will be done and she'll be there to get her Donnie out of jail in 2029? We can dream, dream dream dream.
by Maureen Dowd
December 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Wake Up, Little Susie
White House wizard Wiles told a journalist she's not Donnie's clown, even if she helps him bird dog his enemies. Any chance justice will be done and she'll be there to get her Donnie out of jail in 2029? We can dream, dream dream dream.
by Maureen Dowd
White House wizard Wiles told a journalist she's not Donnie's clown, even if she helps him bird dog his enemies. Any chance justice will be done and she'll be there to get her Donnie out of jail in 2029? We can dream, dream dream dream.
by Maureen Dowd
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I wrote about Rob Reiner:
www.vulture.com/article/rob-...
www.vulture.com/article/rob-...
Rob Reiner Was Good
The beloved director was better than most at making classic movies, Hollywood careers, and California policy change.
www.vulture.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I wrote about Rob Reiner:
www.vulture.com/article/rob-...
www.vulture.com/article/rob-...
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“Let our fear of losing our children be more powerful than our fear of our next-door neighbor.”
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
Why Flavor Flav says the US must ban firearms now | Opinion
The lack of U.S. gun laws has created a violence epidemic unlike anywhere else on Earth. This is domestic errorism
www.newsweek.com
December 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
“Let our fear of losing our children be more powerful than our fear of our next-door neighbor.”
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
www.newsweek.com/2025/07/18/f...
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You have to admit that Bari Weiss taking over CBS News and instantly turning it into her personal Tiktok page is freaking funny as hell
December 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
You have to admit that Bari Weiss taking over CBS News and instantly turning it into her personal Tiktok page is freaking funny as hell
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This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is Charles Clyde Ebbets, the photographer who took the iconic “Lunch atop a Skyscraper” picture. Look at this fearless, dapper fuck wearing spats, suspenders, and a tie 850 feet above the ground. Absolute legend.
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I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
December 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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“there’s never been a better time to be miserable and hate everything”
Cafes across the U.S. are embracing the low- and no-caffeine lifestyle, with options that are a far cry from dusty tea bags and rewarmed decaf. nyti.ms/3XKlqoj
December 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
“there’s never been a better time to be miserable and hate everything”
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Let's talk about Krull: it's an often-baffling movie that makes a lot of very weird choices...but somehow that doesn't stop it from being incredibly entertaining. Does it win you over, or leave you flat?
Krull Deserves a Bigger Cult Following — Who's With Me? - Reactor
Is this a good movie? Debatable. Is it an *awesome* movie? Hell yeah it is.
reactormag.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Let's talk about Krull: it's an often-baffling movie that makes a lot of very weird choices...but somehow that doesn't stop it from being incredibly entertaining. Does it win you over, or leave you flat?
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HELLLOOOOOO PLEASE ORDER OATHBREAKERS I HAVE TRIED NOT TO BE A BOTHER ABOUT IT BUT ITS PRETTY GOOD AND NOW IN PAPERBACK AND A PERFECT GIFT AND PLEASE
today is the day! OATHBREAKERS by me & @lollardfish.bsky.social is available as a paperback. Fits in stockings AND under the tree AND works well wrapped for any birthday or gift-giving occasion!
hit up friends at @bookshop.org or any bookstore anywhere
--> bookshop.org/p/books/oath...
hit up friends at @bookshop.org or any bookstore anywhere
--> bookshop.org/p/books/oath...
December 9, 2025 at 12:40 PM
HELLLOOOOOO PLEASE ORDER OATHBREAKERS I HAVE TRIED NOT TO BE A BOTHER ABOUT IT BUT ITS PRETTY GOOD AND NOW IN PAPERBACK AND A PERFECT GIFT AND PLEASE
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said