Citylife80
@citylife80.bsky.social
A mystery wrapped in an enigma smothered in a rich, creamy conundrum sauce.
49ers/Dodgers/Lakers
49ers/Dodgers/Lakers
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banned for life from the apps again for saying “to get someone else’s fingerprints on this gun” under dating goals
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
banned for life from the apps again for saying “to get someone else’s fingerprints on this gun” under dating goals
And of course we win in a way that's impossible to appreciate because I wasn't sure if that was complete or not.
December 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
And of course we win in a way that's impossible to appreciate because I wasn't sure if that was complete or not.
Why are the Niners always involved in stupid games like this?
December 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Why are the Niners always involved in stupid games like this?
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
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In my greatest hour of need, where were you
April 2, 2024 at 5:38 PM
In my greatest hour of need, where were you
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
Gotta say I totally agree with Tarantino about Paul Dano in There Will Be Blood. He's the worst part by far. He's the reason I've only seen it once. Still wouldn't have put him on blast like that.
December 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Gotta say I totally agree with Tarantino about Paul Dano in There Will Be Blood. He's the worst part by far. He's the reason I've only seen it once. Still wouldn't have put him on blast like that.
that cancelled tv show you'll never stop thinking about
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
that cancelled tv show you'll never stop thinking about
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It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
I just took the best picture of a Popeyes anyone has ever taken
November 19, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I just took the best picture of a Popeyes anyone has ever taken
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pat mcafee's bedroom has three tripods, two ring lights and a locked drawer full of homemade porn where all you can see is him staring down the camera, saying "yeah" and flexing one bicep
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
pat mcafee's bedroom has three tripods, two ring lights and a locked drawer full of homemade porn where all you can see is him staring down the camera, saying "yeah" and flexing one bicep
@miggiesmalls.bsky.social If you start re-posting Paul F. Tomkins posts or re-posts before I can it's really going to piss me off. Paul F. was MINE!
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
@miggiesmalls.bsky.social If you start re-posting Paul F. Tomkins posts or re-posts before I can it's really going to piss me off. Paul F. was MINE!
It sucks so much that Megyn Kelly is stunningly beautiful
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It sucks so much that Megyn Kelly is stunningly beautiful
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This is unbearably funny
Joke of the day from Moscow: Russia tried to unveil its first humanoid AI robot, Aidol. Key word: tried. The robot collapsed during its debut, forcing organizers to cut the presentation short. Their rushed attempt to lift the prop only made things worse.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is unbearably funny
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Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
May 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
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bobby thought he was dead, he was going to get the dry rub
The head of the American Healthcare System saw someone collapse and immediately ran out of the room, and the president waited to see how long he could go without looking at the guy lol
November 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
bobby thought he was dead, he was going to get the dry rub
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Welcome to the seat of American power, the Lido Deck.
This, in particular, is spectacularly hideous. It's like something you'd see on the wall of a car dealership where they put pictures of their top salespeople every month
November 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Welcome to the seat of American power, the Lido Deck.
New favorite player just dropped...
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
New favorite player just dropped...
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Don't fret about it. Once that big new ballroom gets finished, the American people are going to happy as hell.
Fox’s Larry Kudlow Recites Trump’s Abysmal Poll Numbers and Says, ‘I’m Not Sure Why This Is’
www.mediaite.com/media/tv/fox...
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Fox’s Larry Kudlow Recites Trump’s Abysmal Poll Numbers and Says, ‘I’m Not Sure Why This Is’
Fox Business host Larry Kudlow tried to wrap his head around some awful polling numbers for President Donald Trump.
www.mediaite.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Don't fret about it. Once that big new ballroom gets finished, the American people are going to happy as hell.
I really wish the Lakers would stop running from the brighter shade of purple that they SHOULD be wearing (on the road). We all know what the Forum Blues should look like.
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I really wish the Lakers would stop running from the brighter shade of purple that they SHOULD be wearing (on the road). We all know what the Forum Blues should look like.
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably