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Laura
@classykdlady.bsky.social
She/her

STL➡️Chicago➡️Quad Cities

Just another burned out Millennial. My shibas are Cherry & Apollo. Also into books, cross stitch, flowers, unions & traveling.
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Ate breakfast, washed dishes, vacuumed the kitchen, and wiped down the bathroom with time to spare before the floor crew got here 💪
December 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
They want to rip out my kitchen floor starting at 8 am tomorrow 😭
This is significantly more annoying in my kitchen than it was in the basement
December 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
In general, I'm pretty shy about replying to people on here, but I will always show up to support literally anyone on their sobriety journey 💜
December 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (July)
December 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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The 2025 Headline of the Year Nominees

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December 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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2025 Headline of the Year nominee (February)
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This is significantly more annoying in my kitchen than it was in the basement
December 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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The Righteous Gemstones was a documentary
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Welp, good thing I got up to check on the dishwasher because I couldn't hear it running. Turns out it shit the bed & was dumping water onto the floor and into the basement
December 21, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄
December 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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When you think of it, civility is cursed and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper dirtbag leftist movement should seek to abolish it.
December 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Tis the season
You might be thinking, "CPSC, does a dry Christmas tree really burn that much faster than a well-watered tree?"

Friend, let's find out together by watching this PSA.
December 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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it shouldn’t have to be pointed out that it affects you directly for you to care about trans people getting their rights taken away
December 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Very cool that throwing up everything I ate tonight did absolutely nothing to diminish the stomach pain that ruined my entire evening
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Just came back from a Libyan gathering where we enjoyed the traditional tea ceremony and I thought you’d like to get a glimpse.
December 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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"i can't explain trans people to my child!!" oh so you're stupid AND bigoted? pick a struggle bitch
December 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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all the wrong people are dying
January 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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the last 24 hours have been nightmarish in their violence, and I just am so angry this is the world we are in and god damn it
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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(6:30 PM) BRAIN AND BODY: it's probably almost midnight
December 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
So many gorgeous and cool menorahs in this thread
It’s the first night of Hanukkah and the world seems like a very dark place. But we can bring light to the darkness. We can fight for each other and make goodness, love, and community shine through.

Show me your menorahs and let’s light up the timeline!
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Painting my toenails and shaving my legs even though no one at this Christmas party will see them
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM