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Ken Legs
@colonelhitch.bsky.social
· Sep 25
I've never beheld anything in my life. Wouldn't know where to start.
This better not hold up my shipment of sex arses! I can't afford it again after the Ever Given incident.
Major incident declared over canal sinkhole
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2lvq0yk9dko?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c2lvq0yk9dko?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
This better not hold up my shipment of sex arses! I can't afford it again after the Ever Given incident.
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Chomsky is not wearing his glasses here. He might not have realized it was Jeffrey Epstein
December 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Chomsky is not wearing his glasses here. He might not have realized it was Jeffrey Epstein
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There's a goose, loose, inside her hoos...
Woman's shock as goose smashes through front door in Countesthorpe
Woman's shock as goose smashes through front door in Countesthorpe
Wildlife rescuers think the Canada goose misjudged its descent before smashing through the door.
www.bbc.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
There's a goose, loose, inside her hoos...
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Does ACAB include the NYPD Choir? Yes. Yes it does.
December 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Does ACAB include the NYPD Choir? Yes. Yes it does.
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December 20th. A partially rubberised torso stands on the corner of Edward Street and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing.
December 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
December 20th. A partially rubberised torso stands on the corner of Edward Street and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing.
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If “Die Hard” is a Xmas movie, so is Terry Gilliam’s “Brazil”. In this essay I will
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
If “Die Hard” is a Xmas movie, so is Terry Gilliam’s “Brazil”. In this essay I will
Sadly, all my sex buckets are stuck at Calais thanks to Brexit.
The sheer awfulness that would be Torygasp readers' sex bucket list is almost beyond comprehension, or at least my comprehension
December 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Sadly, all my sex buckets are stuck at Calais thanks to Brexit.
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Apparently, some people thought I was joking, and I don't even remotely regret to inform you all that this was 100% real.
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Apparently, some people thought I was joking, and I don't even remotely regret to inform you all that this was 100% real.
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
Trump signs Executive Order designating all Rob Reiner films now directed by Alan Smithee.
December 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Trump signs Executive Order designating all Rob Reiner films now directed by Alan Smithee.
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
Us: Across your entire career?
Reiner: In a 6 year period.
Us: That sounds-
Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
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'She was only the surface layer, the most recent'
Ink on Bristol board, 2025
#BlueSkyArt
#Illustration
#Penandink
#NigelKneale
Ink on Bristol board, 2025
#BlueSkyArt
#Illustration
#Penandink
#NigelKneale
December 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
'She was only the surface layer, the most recent'
Ink on Bristol board, 2025
#BlueSkyArt
#Illustration
#Penandink
#NigelKneale
Ink on Bristol board, 2025
#BlueSkyArt
#Illustration
#Penandink
#NigelKneale
Just been violently ejected from the local film club for drunkenly asserting that Jackie Chan was Tarantino's best film.
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Just been violently ejected from the local film club for drunkenly asserting that Jackie Chan was Tarantino's best film.
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Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
"Hi there, I'm Dick Van Dyke. Hope you are too."
Happy 100th birthday Dick Van Dyke!
a man in a hat is dancing in a crowd of people
ALT: a man in a hat is dancing in a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
"Hi there, I'm Dick Van Dyke. Hope you are too."
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Probably the time I sat down to watch a film and instead a damn train drove right at the screen!!!
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Probably the time I sat down to watch a film and instead a damn train drove right at the screen!!!
I'm choosing to believe that's not the inventor of the Segway, but an unrelated person who just happens to be called Segway Inventor there.
New Batch of Epstein Photos Include Bill Gates, Richard Branson and Segway Inventor
New Batch of Epstein Photos Include Bill Gates, Richard Branson and Segway Inventor
President Trump is in there too, but you could probably guess that by now.
gizmodo.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I'm choosing to believe that's not the inventor of the Segway, but an unrelated person who just happens to be called Segway Inventor there.
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I know I shouldn't watch
December 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I know I shouldn't watch
If you want a picture of the future, imagine speaking to your dead grandmother, forever.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If you want a picture of the future, imagine speaking to your dead grandmother, forever.
What's Stuart Townsend doing these days?
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What's Stuart Townsend doing these days?
"It's 106 miles to Fossanova. We've got a full tank of holy water, half a pack of reliquaries, it's dark and I'm wearing a dog-collar. Hit it."
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
"It's 106 miles to Fossanova. We've got a full tank of holy water, half a pack of reliquaries, it's dark and I'm wearing a dog-collar. Hit it."
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Just wanted to say good evening to all the steamroller drivers out there.
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Just wanted to say good evening to all the steamroller drivers out there.