Comma Suture
@commasuture.bsky.social
We heal the [sic], in the sexiest possible way.
Watch where you put that interrobang.
Words/grammar/symbols/lit/poetry/miscellany.
Watch where you put that interrobang.
Words/grammar/symbols/lit/poetry/miscellany.
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interesting! here's a video i took yesterday of federal agents ramming community members with their car
January 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
interesting! here's a video i took yesterday of federal agents ramming community members with their car
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The first things you learn in journalism school
•love America
•never apologize for it
•love America
•never apologize for it
January 2, 2026 at 11:38 PM
The first things you learn in journalism school
•love America
•never apologize for it
•love America
•never apologize for it
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this is excellent advice that i wish i had discovered earlier
Good advice from my boss!
December 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
this is excellent advice that i wish i had discovered earlier
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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
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Bari Weiss really fucked up by stepping in it on the slowest news week of the year. We've got nothing to talk about and no work to do!
December 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Bari Weiss really fucked up by stepping in it on the slowest news week of the year. We've got nothing to talk about and no work to do!
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Two problems with this frantic "The story wasn't ready" statement are 1) When a story isn't ready, you know it days, sometimes weeks in advance, not hours and 2) Bari Weiss' idea of how "to do more" has already been made public, and it was to call Stephen Miller. In short, she's lying.
NEW: Bari Weiss addresses her decision to hold last night's CECOT story on the CBS News morning editorial call: "Our viewers come first, not a listing schedule or anything else..."
December 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Two problems with this frantic "The story wasn't ready" statement are 1) When a story isn't ready, you know it days, sometimes weeks in advance, not hours and 2) Bari Weiss' idea of how "to do more" has already been made public, and it was to call Stephen Miller. In short, she's lying.
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The most impressive thing about Bari is her ability to violate ethical principles while indignantly claiming to defend them.
Weiss concluded: “We need to be able to make every effort to get the principals on the record and on camera. To me, our viewers come first, not a listing schedule or anything else. And that is my North Star, and I hope it's the North Star of every person in this newsroom.”
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The most impressive thing about Bari is her ability to violate ethical principles while indignantly claiming to defend them.
Really needs an em dash 🤷♀️
I think it’s the punctuation. The abrupt way it ends. How it feels like the name is just hanging there awkwardly. Harry Enten.
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Really needs an em dash 🤷♀️
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the way my mood lifted on hold at the third pharmacy today trying to fill a paxlovid Rx when this was the hold music
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
the way my mood lifted on hold at the third pharmacy today trying to fill a paxlovid Rx when this was the hold music
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It looks as though what was obviously going to happen is happening
December 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It looks as though what was obviously going to happen is happening
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Bari Weiss, man, I just dunno
December 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Bari Weiss, man, I just dunno
Facts
What To Know About ‘Hamnet’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-hamnet/
December 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Facts
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So so so many, but one that comes up more frequently than you might think is
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
So so so many, but one that comes up more frequently than you might think is
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
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NEW — I put together a list of independent journalism subscriptions that would make great holiday gifts. From music to politics, astronomy to alcohol, tech to social justice, there’s something for [almost] everyone. Support indie media *and* surprise and delight your loved ones!
My guide:
My guide:
Giving the gift of independent journalism: a guide
The Handbasket has subscription suggestions for almost everyone on your list.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
🎄🎁
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NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month.
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
December 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month.
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory!
Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...
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"American Cuato," now *there's* a memoir I would buy
December 3, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"American Cuato," now *there's* a memoir I would buy
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apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
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This is a wonderful time to support journalists who do the work, don’t fuck sources, and actually have moral clarity.
i promise i don’t mean to high horse this but if you’re thinking about giving lizza ten bucks there are a lot of good independent journalists whose work you could subscribe to for a month instead
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
This is a wonderful time to support journalists who do the work, don’t fuck sources, and actually have moral clarity.
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a good list of people who are better recipients of your money than ryan fucking lizza
i'll add @assignedmedia.org and @autonomynews.co and @lawdorknews.bsky.social
i'll add @assignedmedia.org and @autonomynews.co and @lawdorknews.bsky.social
My current list includes @marisakabas.bsky.social @katelynburns.com @swordsjew.bsky.social @flaminghydra.com @theflytrapmedia.com @hellgatenyc.com @thecity.nyc @19thnews.org and I’m sure I’m forgetting others! So many to choose from
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
a good list of people who are better recipients of your money than ryan fucking lizza
i'll add @assignedmedia.org and @autonomynews.co and @lawdorknews.bsky.social
i'll add @assignedmedia.org and @autonomynews.co and @lawdorknews.bsky.social
Life is stranger than fiction, complete with banger final sentences
I really wanted to be above all this, but I can't stop laughing and gasping, so you can call me part of the problem and give me a stern talking-to but OH MY GOD.
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Life is stranger than fiction, complete with banger final sentences
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Important takeaway: I'm never going to apologize for a typo in an email again.
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Important takeaway: I'm never going to apologize for a typo in an email again.
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You must not put another scandal on him,
That he is open to incontinency—
That’s not my meaning.
That he is open to incontinency—
That’s not my meaning.
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
You must not put another scandal on him,
That he is open to incontinency—
That’s not my meaning.
That he is open to incontinency—
That’s not my meaning.