Gus Chrysler
@commissartaco.bsky.social
Freelance Reality Critic, He/Him
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If you’re worried that “protesters getting out of hand” will give the President a reason to implement martial law in an American city, what do you think is happening now? They’re kidnapping and murdering people and the cops are being sent in to arrest people for noise complaints?
January 11, 2026 at 2:52 AM
If you’re worried that “protesters getting out of hand” will give the President a reason to implement martial law in an American city, what do you think is happening now? They’re kidnapping and murdering people and the cops are being sent in to arrest people for noise complaints?
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ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey says 29 people were arrested in downtown last night during a noise demonstration at a hotel reportedly housing ICE agents: "For those that are taking the bait and causing property damage or otherwise, there are consequences. We're holding the line here all the way."
January 10, 2026 at 8:40 PM
ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis or we WILL lock up our own citizens
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The respectability policing that goes on after cops or federal agents (who are also cops, y'all) kill someone is always unbearable. Dissecting the actions of the victim, putting them on trial when they cannot defend themselves, declaring they should have done this or that. Did they deserve to die?!
January 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
The respectability policing that goes on after cops or federal agents (who are also cops, y'all) kill someone is always unbearable. Dissecting the actions of the victim, putting them on trial when they cannot defend themselves, declaring they should have done this or that. Did they deserve to die?!
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Venezuela’s Constitution (adopted 1999) is one of the longest and most comprehensive in the world. It guarantees the right to free and quality healthcare and education, a clean environment, Indigenous rights and even the right to rebel against violations. www.constituteproject.org/constitution...
![Tweet from Brian Allen (@allenanalysis):
BREAKING: Nicolás Maduro is reportedly stunned by the rights afforded to him under
U.S. law.
He's said he never imagined having an attorney, the right to remain silent, the possibility of bail, or protections against statements made without counsel being used against him.
After being read his rights, he reportedly said: "I was unaware of those rights." [Embedded video]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xqnjs4wdr3mjphj3meu454ya/bafkreiaw6s5thw7htqp2wv2rouh5krtwhy7gxuo2foyfrn5i6o75wn3xqa@jpeg)
January 6, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Venezuela’s Constitution (adopted 1999) is one of the longest and most comprehensive in the world. It guarantees the right to free and quality healthcare and education, a clean environment, Indigenous rights and even the right to rebel against violations. www.constituteproject.org/constitution...
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The US brazenly violated international law every single day of the Gaza genocide—under Biden, and under Trump. The two major parties don’t represent half of the US each, only different factions of the ruling class, and while they have some disagreements, there’s always bipartisan support for empire.
January 5, 2026 at 11:23 PM
The US brazenly violated international law every single day of the Gaza genocide—under Biden, and under Trump. The two major parties don’t represent half of the US each, only different factions of the ruling class, and while they have some disagreements, there’s always bipartisan support for empire.
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The US unilaterally and illegally using state violence in South America to achieve the goals of capital is a long-standing tradition
January 3, 2026 at 12:21 PM
The US unilaterally and illegally using state violence in South America to achieve the goals of capital is a long-standing tradition
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What's exhausting and boring is people like you insisting on clinging to "everyone the world's biggest moral atrocity of a country says is an evil dictator obviously is," as though you simply cannot conceive that the United States might not be the good guys, might not have noble intentions
It’s exhausting and boring, but because the wilful misunderstanders will be out in force some of us are going to have to spend a lot of time saying:
No, we do not like or support Maduro.
We like and support the rule of law.
No, we do not like or support Maduro.
We like and support the rule of law.
Maduro is a brutal and oppressive dictator of Venezuela.
Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law.
Both of those facts are simultaneously true.
Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law.
Both of those facts are simultaneously true.
January 3, 2026 at 11:10 AM
What's exhausting and boring is people like you insisting on clinging to "everyone the world's biggest moral atrocity of a country says is an evil dictator obviously is," as though you simply cannot conceive that the United States might not be the good guys, might not have noble intentions
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
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When American libs call Maduro a “brutal dictator” what they mean is he won’t hand his country’s resources over to US corporations.
January 3, 2026 at 12:22 PM
When American libs call Maduro a “brutal dictator” what they mean is he won’t hand his country’s resources over to US corporations.
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i’d die for her
December 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM
i’d die for her
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Thank y'all so much for the help so far! I'm currently -$50 in the red. If you can/want to help, please feel free to grab a zine or leave a tip!
December 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Thank y'all so much for the help so far! I'm currently -$50 in the red. If you can/want to help, please feel free to grab a zine or leave a tip!
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Next up: The most despicable trash in the U.S. rushing to Bari Weiss's defense because people are being "mean" to her for covering up kidnappings, torture chambers, and concentration camps
December 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Next up: The most despicable trash in the U.S. rushing to Bari Weiss's defense because people are being "mean" to her for covering up kidnappings, torture chambers, and concentration camps
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🎵it’s a duck in a box🎵
December 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
🎵it’s a duck in a box🎵
Eagles-Commanders being the most competitive football game in this window is not what I was expecting
December 21, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Eagles-Commanders being the most competitive football game in this window is not what I was expecting
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If you've never seen the Super Eyepatch Wolf video on how Jake Paul stacked his boxing career to create an illusion he can actually fight, I highly recommend it and it makes tonight even more cathartic.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktLa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktLa...
December 20, 2025 at 6:24 AM
If you've never seen the Super Eyepatch Wolf video on how Jake Paul stacked his boxing career to create an illusion he can actually fight, I highly recommend it and it makes tonight even more cathartic.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktLa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktLa...
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all the articles you read about this will say it "would charge doctors" but there is nothing in the bill limiting the felony crime to medical providers. you could write "would charge parents" and be just as correct. news outlets downplay it because news outlets are transphobic.
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
all the articles you read about this will say it "would charge doctors" but there is nothing in the bill limiting the felony crime to medical providers. you could write "would charge parents" and be just as correct. news outlets downplay it because news outlets are transphobic.
So...maybe BoNix isn't Tebow? 😂
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
So...maybe BoNix isn't Tebow? 😂
I just turned on the SEC Championship a little awhile ago & bwahahahaha
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I just turned on the SEC Championship a little awhile ago & bwahahahaha
Another Patriots slow blowout
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Another Patriots slow blowout
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A populace less capable of complex thought is also appealing to authoritarians and would-be despots, and the tech industry has plenty of those.
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
A populace less capable of complex thought is also appealing to authoritarians and would-be despots, and the tech industry has plenty of those.
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Wrecking young people's reading, writing & analytical skills during their formative years is an economic imperative for AI companies. For many of us who learned these things without AI, slop can't pass for news or entertainment. Destroying standards is essential to the industry's growth & survival.
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Wrecking young people's reading, writing & analytical skills during their formative years is an economic imperative for AI companies. For many of us who learned these things without AI, slop can't pass for news or entertainment. Destroying standards is essential to the industry's growth & survival.
Aaron Rodgers looks like someone's crusty uncle who got in a fight with a birdfeeder at the family cookout
December 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Aaron Rodgers looks like someone's crusty uncle who got in a fight with a birdfeeder at the family cookout
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The Bills have 241 yards rushing without Dion Dawkins and Spencer Brown.
An ass-kicking of astronomic proportions
An ass-kicking of astronomic proportions
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The Bills have 241 yards rushing without Dion Dawkins and Spencer Brown.
An ass-kicking of astronomic proportions
An ass-kicking of astronomic proportions
the Steelers are complete frauds. news at 11
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
the Steelers are complete frauds. news at 11