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In the last decade, the BBC has legitimised climate change denialism, paved the way for Brexit, defended the coup that was prorogation, over-platformed Farage's Far Right projects, and is neutral on our abandonment of human rights norms.

What is this 'good' it supposedly does?
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Windows 11 är som om Windows vista kom tillbaka och injekterade cyber-herpes rakt in in hårddisken.
October 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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In the first 100 days I will dig down into the place of honor. On day one I will issue an Executive Order that the radical woke warning signs be removed and anyone perpetuating the "dangerous and repulsive" lie to be terminated. I will restore the country by touching the ancient treasures.
January 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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It occurs to me that given return to office mandates are driven largely by a desire to perform conservatism’s aesthetic of power, we should refuse to comply with any that doesn’t have the courage of its convictions to also demand a suit and tie.
September 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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feels like even in the less overtly brutal parts of the west right now leadership is more intent than ever on demoralizing and restraining a population with fewer and fewer options for survival and the most they're willing to offer is punishing outgroups slightly more than everybody else
September 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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The Amphora of Great Intelligence (AGI)

#webcomic #krita #miniFantasyTheater
September 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Forcing a pregnant person to not get an abortion is also political violence.
September 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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The wizard will now install your software
September 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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thank you everyone who still makes art despite everything
August 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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About 80% of my grammar suggestions from Microsoft Word are “why not use a simpler word here for clarity?”

No. Fuck you.

I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.
August 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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But but but all the age verifying programmes promise they won't divulge to anybody! Mostly! Kind of! A bit...

Anyway spread it around: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act
We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.
petition.parliament.uk
July 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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This is the platonic ideal of sniffing
July 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Fuck's sake. Why couldn't the simultaneous midlife crisis of every tech CEO and VC be heritage crafts, polyamory, and communism like their senior engineers.

Quite apart from everything else, the fascism is just so very tacky.
July 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I'm perilously close to becoming a single issue voter on trans rights, and in chewing over why - besides the basic human decency of the thing - it's such a clear flag for whether a party, org, or government will pander to fascism if it arrives with a reasonable tone.
April 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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In case of emergency: A map of every capybara in the UK and France

www.google.com/maps/@/data=...
March 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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the main concern is that with my genetic data the government can make a tiny clone of me that they can torture to get even more of my data
March 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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“What do you mean by that?” and “Can you give me an example?” are such powerful questions. Like, they’re at least half of how I achieve anything at work. I wonder if journalists know they’re free - there’s no licence fee or anything. You can just ask them.
March 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Our brain lotls are doing their best, but honestly their talents are limited outside of swallowing aquatic invertebrates
#introversion #axolotls #cross-sections
February 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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ai wrote my son a very impressive resume, and his only work experience is moderating a subreddit about giving yourself diarrhea on purpose
February 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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"I wish Millennials and Gen-Z were running things."

*Finger on monkey's paw curls*
February 7, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Are we still doing this, or has Deepseek shot it down already?
January 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Cass Review.

New article in the New England Journal of Medicine, founded in 1812 and amongst the most prestigious peer-reviewed medical journals. Its 2023 impact factor was 96.2, ranking it 2nd out of 168 journals in the category "Medicine, General & Internal".
January 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM