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Conner Owen
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this biggedy boy’s a diggidy dog
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November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects
September 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?
October 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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antiwoke guy who wants to change the recycle bin on his computer back to the trash can
October 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64"
Number 64: "FUCK!"
September 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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July 31, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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This looks like a pleading post looking for someone to adopt an unsuccessful baseball player before he is put down
Dem consultants and comms have to be working for conservatives cause lmao
July 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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I need to take a break from the thermostat app for my mental health
May 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Star Wars never specifies how long ago “a long time ago” is. It could all be happening in the 1920s
May 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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yea cream on it
April 23, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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one of my favorite things in the world is when someone gets a medium amount of followers for some silly thing and it totally destroys their life and they start posting like sephiroth
March 23, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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bunch of employees who work at the government facility where they keep ET wet freaking out because they need five things for the email but all they did last week was spray water on ET
February 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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half time show 2025
February 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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accidentally stepping on Yoda's foot and it smushes it into a green paste and he's just fucking screaming
January 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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A Christmas Story narrator: My father had a look in his eye that said I’m gonna fuck that lamp. My old man! A lamp fucker!
December 24, 2024 at 10:33 PM
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our government hates everyone and everything
December 11, 2024 at 8:35 PM