cr1sp_sandw1ch
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Hmmm. In my defence I was probably drunk.
Software Developer
Yorkshire, UK
Hmmm. In my defence I was probably drunk.
Software Developer
Yorkshire, UK
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the problem is too many trump administration toadies could be described as "a sentient tub of off brand Vaseline"
December 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
the problem is too many trump administration toadies could be described as "a sentient tub of off brand Vaseline"
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History: great to read about, terrible to live through.
December 16, 2025 at 10:03 AM
History: great to read about, terrible to live through.
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For better or worse, public figures are judged when they die — their character, contributions, beliefs. It's undeniable that millions have mourned Rob Reiner's tragic death, celebrating his talent and contributions. I suspect when a certain public figure kicks the bucket, sentiments wont be the same
December 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
For better or worse, public figures are judged when they die — their character, contributions, beliefs. It's undeniable that millions have mourned Rob Reiner's tragic death, celebrating his talent and contributions. I suspect when a certain public figure kicks the bucket, sentiments wont be the same
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Irresponsibility is the government’s job.
I have far more sympathy for the NHS workers than I do for the charlatan in number 10.
I have far more sympathy for the NHS workers than I do for the charlatan in number 10.
Keir Starmer has said that resident doctors have “lost the sympathy” of the public and their NHS colleagues, after members of the BMA voted to continue strike action this week
On Monday, the PM told MPs that he was “really gutted” by the decision, and described it as "irresponsible"
On Monday, the PM told MPs that he was “really gutted” by the decision, and described it as "irresponsible"
Keir Starmer Says Resident Doctors Have 'Lost The Sympathy' Of The Public And NHS Colleagues
Prime Minister Keir Starmer has said that resident doctors in England have “lost the sympathy” of the public and their colleagues in the healthcare...
www.politicshome.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Irresponsibility is the government’s job.
I have far more sympathy for the NHS workers than I do for the charlatan in number 10.
I have far more sympathy for the NHS workers than I do for the charlatan in number 10.
😮
December 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Honestly, Polanski's strategy of actively drawing attention to how much all of the most venal, morally bankrupt assholes of the universally reviled British media class hate him, and how utterly disdainful he is of them in return is a) excellent political maneuvering, and b) extremely funny.
The Spectator have not yet had a full on right wing melt down.
They're very close, though!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
They're very close, though!
Join.greenparty.org.uk
December 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Honestly, Polanski's strategy of actively drawing attention to how much all of the most venal, morally bankrupt assholes of the universally reviled British media class hate him, and how utterly disdainful he is of them in return is a) excellent political maneuvering, and b) extremely funny.
This image is going to age like tepid milk.
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This image is going to age like tepid milk.
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GenAI was invented by people who see creativity as the enemy of productivity.
December 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
GenAI was invented by people who see creativity as the enemy of productivity.
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December 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
I’m going to tell people this was a Renault Espace.
A mini-bus built at the FSO factory in 1978. It was used to give tours around the factory. #weirdcarbs
December 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I’m going to tell people this was a Renault Espace.
The elites seem to have forgotten what historically happens when they go too far.
December 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The elites seem to have forgotten what historically happens when they go too far.
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
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Transphobia is a patriarchal movement. 👇🏻
December 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Transphobia is a patriarchal movement. 👇🏻
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Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
December 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Religion is what happens when mansplaining gets out of control.
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I don’t have resting bitch face.
I have “calculating the worst possible outcome” face.
I have “calculating the worst possible outcome” face.
December 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I don’t have resting bitch face.
I have “calculating the worst possible outcome” face.
I have “calculating the worst possible outcome” face.
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Ooh gosh let me think about this one
Will Labour’s move to limit ECHR deter the far right or alienate progressive voters?
Previously sceptical MPs now want to modernise human rights law to prevent an overreach of the law and losing to the far right
www.theguardian.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Ooh gosh let me think about this one
“Oh this is appalling” from the party that allowed it to happen.
Like Robert says, crocodile tears.
Fuck Labour.
Like Robert says, crocodile tears.
Fuck Labour.
What a 2-faced liar! UK MP, whose govt persecutes trans ppl & incites hate against them, weeping crocodile tears as she bans them from public life. This is in breach of the EuroCHR & she knows! If the Supreme Court says the law is wrong, then it’s her job to change the law, not appease fascism
December 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
“Oh this is appalling” from the party that allowed it to happen.
Like Robert says, crocodile tears.
Fuck Labour.
Like Robert says, crocodile tears.
Fuck Labour.
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
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Holy CRAP.
Retired engineer takes random pics of *kids*, without consent or attribution, bins them into “autistic” or “not autistic”, and uploads that “data” for free on Kaggle.
Well over a HUNDRED papers are published, 38 in Springer Nature, 25 in IEEE, using it.
And no reviewers objected? WTF.🧪
Retired engineer takes random pics of *kids*, without consent or attribution, bins them into “autistic” or “not autistic”, and uploads that “data” for free on Kaggle.
Well over a HUNDRED papers are published, 38 in Springer Nature, 25 in IEEE, using it.
And no reviewers objected? WTF.🧪
Springer Nature retracts, removes nearly 40 publications
The dataset contains images of children’s faces downloaded from websites about autism, which sparked concerns at Springer Nature about consent and reliability.
www.thetransmitter.org
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Holy CRAP.
Retired engineer takes random pics of *kids*, without consent or attribution, bins them into “autistic” or “not autistic”, and uploads that “data” for free on Kaggle.
Well over a HUNDRED papers are published, 38 in Springer Nature, 25 in IEEE, using it.
And no reviewers objected? WTF.🧪
Retired engineer takes random pics of *kids*, without consent or attribution, bins them into “autistic” or “not autistic”, and uploads that “data” for free on Kaggle.
Well over a HUNDRED papers are published, 38 in Springer Nature, 25 in IEEE, using it.
And no reviewers objected? WTF.🧪
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Labour are attacking Greens. Fine. I have yet to see any party that has entirely affordable aspirations.
But at least the Greens HAVE aspirations.
Labour have seemingly decided the status quo cannot be touched, even when it doesn't work for 90% of people, or the viability of life on the planet.
But at least the Greens HAVE aspirations.
Labour have seemingly decided the status quo cannot be touched, even when it doesn't work for 90% of people, or the viability of life on the planet.
December 8, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Labour are attacking Greens. Fine. I have yet to see any party that has entirely affordable aspirations.
But at least the Greens HAVE aspirations.
Labour have seemingly decided the status quo cannot be touched, even when it doesn't work for 90% of people, or the viability of life on the planet.
But at least the Greens HAVE aspirations.
Labour have seemingly decided the status quo cannot be touched, even when it doesn't work for 90% of people, or the viability of life on the planet.
Starting to think that civilisation was maybe not a great idea.
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Starting to think that civilisation was maybe not a great idea.
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She won her case like you won the general election.
December 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
She won her case like you won the general election.
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If they don’t already hate you and work to fuck you up, then sooner or later they’re going to roll dice and consult their little table of petty hatreds, and it’ll be you that’s next.
Freeman's going to whittle down the whole of humanity until the only people who are socially acceptable are herself and daughter-marrying elderly filmmakers who have been credibly accused by the children they didn't marry of abuse
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If they don’t already hate you and work to fuck you up, then sooner or later they’re going to roll dice and consult their little table of petty hatreds, and it’ll be you that’s next.