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my dad likes to punctuate text messages with stickers he makes, it’s always exciting; you never know if you’re gonna get a terror bird or a biblical angel or a funny little guy from a Bosch painting
December 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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this screenshot is killing me. it’s like a pepsi apocalypse
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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I found another incredible Tubi gem. Now watching.
December 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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mechanical turks and caicos
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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This are all Bane quotes
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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It’s sort of interesting that giving Sonic the Hedgehog a gun was a big deal but Nintendo has given Kirby a gun a few different times and no one really reacts because it’s like “yeah he’d have one”
December 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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the thing is there really is a epochal tech revolution happening, it’s called renewables and green industry
Really refuse to let the worst people have ownership of techno-optimism
December 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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i am a workflow enjoyer and i'm addicted to astrophotography's various workflows, all of which run through a half dozen niche freeware programs i've never heard of before
December 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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one of the most important pieces of software in biology is NIHImage/ImageJ/FIJ which is free, coded in Java, and looks like some kind of weird 4X game that 10 people play
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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i dont want to live in a world that values gambling apps and ai i want to live in a world that celebrates mustard and puppets
This commercial for French's Mustard from 1987 is equal parts charming and also kinda unsettling, but what strikes me is the work that went into the absolutely delightful puppetry and practical effects for a *mustard commercial*!! Imagine that today??
December 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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We JUST debuted Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator's Steam page at the PC Gaming Show: Most Wanted showcase--and you can PLAY THE DEMO TODAY!

💰Day trade as a series of weirdoes across the universe
🙏Owe a loan shark who can legally kill you
💵Short a baby
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
December 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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At first you're like, why does this have a wiki page

Then you find out it might be the best wiki page ever
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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god's most perfect vehicle
November 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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"i hate writing NPC dialogue i don't wanna do it i need bobot to do it for me buhhhhh" you are like a little baby
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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What a wonderful thing. I was always so spooked by the sudden death of a coworker’s best friend at 26 from cervical cancer. Went for her routine pap smear, no symptoms or anything, found irregular cells, 6 weeks later she was dead. 26 years old. She’d just bought a new car “all by herself”. Insanity
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Again, I’ll repeat.

Archaeology shows us that people have always, always modified, altered and changed things - buildings, monuments, places - for their own present needs. Prehistoric Barrows built on, medieval castles changed, late medieval sculpture slighted during Refomation

It’s what we do!!!
'Responding to the decision, Devine, 80, said: “In principle I am opposed to changing historic artefacts to suit ­today’s tastes. To do so is presentism, imposing 20th-century values on those of the distant past.'

'20th-century'? Bit of an own goal Sir T.
Historian attacks ‘ludicrous’ changes to statues with slavery links
Professor Sir Tom Devine, an emeritus professor at Edinburgh University, said he was opposed to changing artefacts to suit modern sensibilities
www.thetimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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November-themed official "Super Monkey Ball 2" (GCN) wallpaper.
[スーパーモンキーボール2]
November 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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it’s usually really fun to watch one of gio’s reviews take shape in real time but for a few days i lived in perpetual fear of the next time he would start cracking himself up and shove his phone in my direction again to subject me to another one of the most haunting lines ever put to the page
I spent so much time in Marvel’s Deadpool VR having nonstop “Deadpool jokes” pumped directly into my ear that I started to see the very predictable anatomy of a “Deadpool joke.” So here is a cursed review of Marvel’s Deadpool VR. www.polygon.com/marvels-dead...
Marvel's Deadpool VR, as reviewed by Deadpool
Polygon's IGN 7/10 of the year
www.polygon.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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openAI doesn't want to release 20 million private chatGPT conversations to reporters because they're worried we'll find out 78% of all daily users ask the computer to be their girlfriend
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM