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Butlerian Jihad enthusiast

Interim King of BlueSky Meathead Mountain™️
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good news everyone the Mistaken Text From Grandma Thanksgiving buddy drama is still going strong

this story delights me every year
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Important to remember that this isn’t $1,800 a month for transportation it’s $1,800 a month for Gender.
one of the least sympathetic microgenres of post is, "I financed an extremely expensive truck at fairly normal APRs and am paying HOW MUCH in interest?!"

my uncle is broke as shit in his 60s in large part from making this exact sort of decision multiple times
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Imagining an intensely cursed alt-history timeline where the Axis powers won the war and people are by now using the term "Volkx" to try to be more intersectional
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Catholic Church considers Pentecostals to have baptisms of "doubtful" validity because they don't have a standard practice for it. There's a whole list of what baptisms they recognize and what ones they don't. Mostly has to do with the wording of it.

resources.catholicaoc.org/offices/trib...
Valid Baptisms - Archdiocese of Cincinnati
How to Begin a Marriage Case FAQ Marriage Cases Brochure Valid Baptisms The Issue of baptism in marriage cases When the correct form and matter are used, baptism is presumed […]
resources.catholicaoc.org
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Straight-up sociopath.

Asked about a Guard member who’s dead because of his bullshit and it takes him 30 seconds to make it all about how great he is.
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?

TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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My hottest of hot takes that I fervently believe is that the endeavor to replace animal husbandry entirely with cultured meat is a eugenicist project.
Logs on, checks discourse: “Hey let’s make humanity’s protein source something that can become the intellectual property of billionaires”

Some of the worst people on Bluesky: “how about not”

Poasters: “wow, fascists want to do an animal cruelty”
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I’m old. Making things is my lifelong delight. It’s a continuous source of joy and contentment. Also, being a beginner is good for you. I didn’t know how to bake bread on Jan 1. Now I get to find something more to learn and do.
I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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OUT: Turducken

IN: this monstrosity created by @dmacalvert.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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WaPo is a fed. All the same parents who lose their mind over 6-7 are just now learning what a cousin walk is thanks the The Narc Times here
Taking a ‘cousin walk’ this Thanksgiving? As cannabis has become less stigmatized and more readily available in the U.S., industry experts say ‘Green Wednesday’ has begun to rival 4/20 for the most weed sales.
The other thing Americans consume in record numbers on Thanksgiving: marijuana
At a Maryland cannabis dispensary on ‘Green Wednesday,’ a day that has begun to rival 4/20 for the most weed sales, one product sold out in 15 minutes.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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The two work in tandem to create a terrible synergy: people will believe images/video they want to believe while disregarding those they don't.

Congratulations to humanity for building a cognitive bias confirmation machine. 🥳
sorta coming around to the view that the social danger of genAI images is less that they'll make people believe fabricated things are real and more that they'll make people believe real things are fabricated
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Happy Chompsgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving. A few years ago I baked a pecan pie in a nut-based crust and the local squirrels just about lost their damn minds trying to get into the house.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
1001 Nights with Ren: A Intergalactic Love Story
what's the vibe, do we like the knights of ren?
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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There should be a Puppy Bowl for Thanksgiving day
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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…i should call him 🥺
November 25, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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"I saw these courses by men, teaching other men to make female AI sex workers. And I just thought, ‘Oh, my God, it’s like they’re trying to get the means of production back from women’...
essentially, their labour is being stolen and used for the profit of these men."
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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This Thanksgiving I am grateful for the people who interact with my posts
November 28, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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They did it again! NYC subway Thanksgiving 2025, via @scootercaster.com!
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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a lot of people don’t know this but we have to physically capture wild balloons before displaying them at the macy’s thanksgiving day parade
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM