Shift
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terrible reptile in their 30s. she/her, av by @morkitten.bsky.social
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It's the season, so i might as well post this thing i made a few years ago.
December 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
It's the season, so i might as well post this thing i made a few years ago.
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i just wanted to play Santa
December 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
i just wanted to play Santa
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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I know it's been said before but no matter how rational I want to be, in my heart I still do believe killing mr peanut and bringing him back as a baby unlocked some kind of wretched demonic seal on human society
December 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I know it's been said before but no matter how rational I want to be, in my heart I still do believe killing mr peanut and bringing him back as a baby unlocked some kind of wretched demonic seal on human society
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my condolences to all the larian employees out there who have to watch their boss tank their studio's reputation in one day right after they announced their next game after their biggest hit ever at the game awards just because he had to say some bullshit about AI but can't say anything
December 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
my condolences to all the larian employees out there who have to watch their boss tank their studio's reputation in one day right after they announced their next game after their biggest hit ever at the game awards just because he had to say some bullshit about AI but can't say anything
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the bit about how there's been "some pushback" "but i think at this point everyone at the company is more or less okay with it" paints a harrowing picture of a dipshit boss who tells everyone to put more ai art in their powerpoints and they just have to go "haha yeah sure maybe next time"
December 17, 2025 at 6:06 AM
the bit about how there's been "some pushback" "but i think at this point everyone at the company is more or less okay with it" paints a harrowing picture of a dipshit boss who tells everyone to put more ai art in their powerpoints and they just have to go "haha yeah sure maybe next time"
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"look we're not using AI in the final product we're just using it to speed up the conceptual stage" is what a lot of dopes affecting an enlightened middle position keep saying. I truly do not get that one. You hate imagining stuff? You don't like thinking and conceptualizing? Get a grip
December 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"look we're not using AI in the final product we're just using it to speed up the conceptual stage" is what a lot of dopes affecting an enlightened middle position keep saying. I truly do not get that one. You hate imagining stuff? You don't like thinking and conceptualizing? Get a grip
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Major release films have become so devoted to The Brand™️ that they’ve become indistinguishable from a CollegeHumor parody.
A new look at Cody Rhodes as Guile in the new Street Fighter movie
December 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Major release films have become so devoted to The Brand™️ that they’ve become indistinguishable from a CollegeHumor parody.
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Geoff Keighley spotted offstage at The Game Awards reading the Quran on his phone
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Geoff Keighley spotted offstage at The Game Awards reading the Quran on his phone
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I do think if anyone in your life is using Polymarket to bet on the Game Awards, you are going to have to lock them in a freezer for however many months it takes for them to forget they like gambling. That might take a really long time, but if you care, you’ll do the work.
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I do think if anyone in your life is using Polymarket to bet on the Game Awards, you are going to have to lock them in a freezer for however many months it takes for them to forget they like gambling. That might take a really long time, but if you care, you’ll do the work.
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I’m not anti-gambling in totality and even think a basic level of regulated sports gambling isn’t the worst thing in the world. But it’s pretty astounding how quickly the current system careened toward turning every dumbass bet you might casually make with your friends into multimillion dollar pots.
Hi. There has been $38 million worth of activity on the game of the year results on gambling platform Polymarket.
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I’m not anti-gambling in totality and even think a basic level of regulated sports gambling isn’t the worst thing in the world. But it’s pretty astounding how quickly the current system careened toward turning every dumbass bet you might casually make with your friends into multimillion dollar pots.
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mad with myself for not saving the audio someone made of this exact tweet of mine at the time
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
mad with myself for not saving the audio someone made of this exact tweet of mine at the time
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she transed her gender and made friends with a mouse so things are going pretty great now
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
she transed her gender and made friends with a mouse so things are going pretty great now
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Don't let him fool you. The dog doesn't get to eat any of that
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Don't let him fool you. The dog doesn't get to eat any of that
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i've been in a bit of a stall with drawing this week but apparently i can draw this little shit all day #ironcompany
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i've been in a bit of a stall with drawing this week but apparently i can draw this little shit all day #ironcompany
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bruh, rich ppl are dumb ugly untalented & boring. ain’t nothin new. could’ve told you.
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 PM
bruh, rich ppl are dumb ugly untalented & boring. ain’t nothin new. could’ve told you.
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I've been seeing this headline floating around. To be clear:
1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people
2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people
2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I've been seeing this headline floating around. To be clear:
1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people
2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people
2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake
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Gators look soooo comfy in the sun sometimes, i'm a little jealous
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November 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Gators look soooo comfy in the sun sometimes, i'm a little jealous
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November 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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i think this guy might have a thing for admitting things you couldn't waterboard out of the regular normal person in order to tell "life lessons"
October 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
i think this guy might have a thing for admitting things you couldn't waterboard out of the regular normal person in order to tell "life lessons"