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they/he, 🔞30+🔞/white, sleepy theater costumes guy | i compare everything to Evangelion | serial ffxiv flower picker | icon by @averyfatcat
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HAIRY PUSSY!!!!! GIVE ME BUSH OR GIVE ME DEATH
December 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
HAIRY PUSSY!!!!! GIVE ME BUSH OR GIVE ME DEATH
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having an astigmatism means Christmas is just prettier for me than people with perfectly aligned eyes
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
having an astigmatism means Christmas is just prettier for me than people with perfectly aligned eyes
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BIG shoutout to the employees at this five guys talking about evangelion
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
BIG shoutout to the employees at this five guys talking about evangelion
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finished the new defunctland
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
finished the new defunctland
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
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And if you can’t be with the one you love, honey
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
August 20, 2024 at 12:26 PM
And if you can’t be with the one you love, honey
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
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imagine how lucky you’d be if you just naturally loved water and vegetables
November 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
imagine how lucky you’d be if you just naturally loved water and vegetables
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i drew aigis from memory
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i drew aigis from memory
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Titanic the James Cameron film is a fictional dramatic love story set against a specific historical backdrop. It is not a movie about the sinking of the Titanic. What you’re describing is a film that would convey information but would not successfully tell a story, which is the actual intention.
I invented this complex while still fuming with anger after seeing the Cameron film and frustrated because I wasn't allowed to punch people in the cinema.
I'm sure you can think of a few examples in other films:
I'm sure you can think of a few examples in other films:
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Titanic the James Cameron film is a fictional dramatic love story set against a specific historical backdrop. It is not a movie about the sinking of the Titanic. What you’re describing is a film that would convey information but would not successfully tell a story, which is the actual intention.
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It's a problem when disabled people aren't given what they need to live, but the state finds it so easy to offer them death.
I will be the first to admit I couldn’t understand why anyone would oppose Assisted Dying… and then I became disabled and had it “offered” to me.
It’s not compassionate when there’s coercion.
It’s not dignified when it’s offered in lieu of care.
Listen to disabled people.
It’s not compassionate when there’s coercion.
It’s not dignified when it’s offered in lieu of care.
Listen to disabled people.
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It's a problem when disabled people aren't given what they need to live, but the state finds it so easy to offer them death.
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the conclusion of every defunctland video is always incredible comedy because its just [1-4 hours of explicit, well researched citations on all the ways that disney is evil, mismanaged and incompetent] but maybe one day we'll get magic in theme parks again
November 25, 2025 at 12:39 AM
the conclusion of every defunctland video is always incredible comedy because its just [1-4 hours of explicit, well researched citations on all the ways that disney is evil, mismanaged and incompetent] but maybe one day we'll get magic in theme parks again
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happy whatever the fuck day it is
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
happy whatever the fuck day it is
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the sorcerer's apprentice
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the sorcerer's apprentice
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morey's pier a.m., wildwood, new jersey, 1978
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
morey's pier a.m., wildwood, new jersey, 1978
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just woke up from a dream where i couldnt remember if the following were real rappers or not:
-Every Tyler Raps
-Chance The Tyler
-Slim Marshall
-He Swears
-Lil Rapper
-Bubba Jean (please note that “bubba” here is used as an adjective modifying the noun “jean,” as in “he is wearing a denim jean”)
-Every Tyler Raps
-Chance The Tyler
-Slim Marshall
-He Swears
-Lil Rapper
-Bubba Jean (please note that “bubba” here is used as an adjective modifying the noun “jean,” as in “he is wearing a denim jean”)
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
just woke up from a dream where i couldnt remember if the following were real rappers or not:
-Every Tyler Raps
-Chance The Tyler
-Slim Marshall
-He Swears
-Lil Rapper
-Bubba Jean (please note that “bubba” here is used as an adjective modifying the noun “jean,” as in “he is wearing a denim jean”)
-Every Tyler Raps
-Chance The Tyler
-Slim Marshall
-He Swears
-Lil Rapper
-Bubba Jean (please note that “bubba” here is used as an adjective modifying the noun “jean,” as in “he is wearing a denim jean”)
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girls love me for my soft fur and benevolent demeanor. not to mention my Large and Bountifull Earse
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
girls love me for my soft fur and benevolent demeanor. not to mention my Large and Bountifull Earse
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Oh....my penis is big....
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Oh....my penis is big....
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FIYERO: finally after years of pent-up feelings we can FUCK
ELPHABA:
ELPHABA:
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 AM
FIYERO: finally after years of pent-up feelings we can FUCK
ELPHABA:
ELPHABA:
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Mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is cool and all but I think classes like "How to calm the fuck down as an adult in a healthy non self-destructive way 101" is something that should also be taught before graduation
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Mitochondria being the powerhouse of the cell is cool and all but I think classes like "How to calm the fuck down as an adult in a healthy non self-destructive way 101" is something that should also be taught before graduation
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Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
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poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️🔥🏳️⚧️
March 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
poem that my dear friend @arcanumb.bsky.social wrote & published this week ❤️🔥🏳️⚧️
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I love love love the detail of the tulle being clean hnnnnng
the blood soaked version of this dress has been on my mind
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I love love love the detail of the tulle being clean hnnnnng
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I think my mitochondria are mostly decorative
November 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I think my mitochondria are mostly decorative
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what are you going to do, huh? tuck me into bed? tell me stories? kiss my forehead goodnight?
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
what are you going to do, huh? tuck me into bed? tell me stories? kiss my forehead goodnight?