Dabney Michaelson
@dabney.bsky.social
Cat man. Just browsing, thanks
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It’s notable that the president can go on TV and be a total gutter racist, and somehow this isn’t news in the slightest. Says a lot about the sickness of American society right now.
Trump: "They're paid agitators and insurrectionists. Nobody talks about the fact that $19 billion at a minimum is missing in Minnesota, given to a large degree by Somalians. They've taken it. Somalians. A lot of very low IQ people."
January 20, 2026 at 11:50 PM
It’s notable that the president can go on TV and be a total gutter racist, and somehow this isn’t news in the slightest. Says a lot about the sickness of American society right now.
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the average minnesota mom has done more to fight donald trump than almost the entire senate democratic caucus
This - I I’ve watched programs about people putting everything on the line to rescue people from the Nazis. I’ve watched on TV and online as people in Chicago, Minneapolis, and elsewhere have struggle to protect their neighbors and friends from the ICE monsters.
January 20, 2026 at 8:09 PM
the average minnesota mom has done more to fight donald trump than almost the entire senate democratic caucus
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Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
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man this is some quiet shit really goddamn loud
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 20, 2026 at 9:14 PM
man this is some quiet shit really goddamn loud
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I truly cannot feel sorry for her.
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 20, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I truly cannot feel sorry for her.
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When this is all over I hope every ICE agent’s life is an endless nightmare of tension and inconvenience.
You can picture how it must have felt in there. Four fucking Nazis with their shit-eating grins squeezing their fat asses into a booth at a family-owned Mexican place poisoning the entire room with their smug impunity. Desecrating a place of community www.welcometohellworld.com/we-must-love...
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
When this is all over I hope every ICE agent’s life is an endless nightmare of tension and inconvenience.
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Heads up, Seattle: Aki Kurose Middle School in Hillman City and Cleveland STEM High School in Beacon Hill are sheltering in place after ICE activity was reported in the area.
Two Seattle schools shelter in place due to reported ICE activity
Seattle Public Schools that ICE agents might be trying to draw out families who intended to bring their children home from school after news of ICE activity.
www.seattletimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Heads up, Seattle: Aki Kurose Middle School in Hillman City and Cleveland STEM High School in Beacon Hill are sheltering in place after ICE activity was reported in the area.
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it seems too obvious to even keep pointing it out but if you have ever had experience with an elder relative sliding into dementia you are familiar with the ways they repeat the same nonsensical anecdotes
Trump: "They didn't allow the water to come down from the Pacific Northwest. They routed the water into the Pacific Ocean. So we had no water there. No, he had -- I would say open up the water. Open it up to the governor, the mayor. They wouldn't do it. They wanted to protect a tiny little fish."
January 20, 2026 at 8:15 PM
it seems too obvious to even keep pointing it out but if you have ever had experience with an elder relative sliding into dementia you are familiar with the ways they repeat the same nonsensical anecdotes
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An old cartoon. I’m embarrassed by how competent I made him look.
January 19, 2026 at 11:18 PM
An old cartoon. I’m embarrassed by how competent I made him look.
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Sorbet between courses. Let's have a look at all the FASHION WEEKS. merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/its-all-th...
IT'S ALL THOSE FASHION WEEKS AGAIN!!!
Even the attempted destruction of democracy couldn't stop them. So let's have a look.
merrillmarkoe.substack.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Sorbet between courses. Let's have a look at all the FASHION WEEKS. merrillmarkoe.substack.com/p/its-all-th...
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in the best case scenario (we somehow survive all of this), we will still have had so many years of our lives disrupted by stress and anger and calamity
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 PM
in the best case scenario (we somehow survive all of this), we will still have had so many years of our lives disrupted by stress and anger and calamity
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How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me
May 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
How embarrassing to work for the organized kidnapping ring known as "ICE." Rolling out of bed every day to be a brainless goon. You are lower than a worm to me
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This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
January 18, 2026 at 4:56 PM
This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
wat
CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining
www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...
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Any one of these daily atrocities should result in a full congressional investigation and a disbanding of the agency. The fact that it’s all just shrugged off by those with the power to stop it is a national disgrace.
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Any one of these daily atrocities should result in a full congressional investigation and a disbanding of the agency. The fact that it’s all just shrugged off by those with the power to stop it is a national disgrace.
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"we don't want people thinking Democrats are for open borders" I am! who gives a shit!!! my life has been immeasurably improved by the presence of immigrants in my community, regardless of their status, there is literally no downside there! why would I give a shit!!!!
January 17, 2026 at 10:08 PM
"we don't want people thinking Democrats are for open borders" I am! who gives a shit!!! my life has been immeasurably improved by the presence of immigrants in my community, regardless of their status, there is literally no downside there! why would I give a shit!!!!
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You know the drill, folks. For your and your followers' legal health add it to every block list you have.
January 16, 2026 at 11:41 PM
You know the drill, folks. For your and your followers' legal health add it to every block list you have.
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January 13, 2026 at 12:17 PM
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Look at this absolute queen
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Maybe they're talking about a hemorrhoid?
federal officials are now claiming that Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who killed Renee Good, "suffered internal bleeding"
ICE agent involved in shooting of Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials claim
abcnews.go.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Maybe they're talking about a hemorrhoid?
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What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 AM
What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.
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This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."
Trump: "It's actually a legal definition -- 'whole milk.' And it's whole with a W for those of you that have a problem."
January 15, 2026 at 2:58 PM
This leads me to believe that up until this meeting, Trump absolutely thought it was "hole milk."
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I think we can call that a wrap on Giving A Shit About The Nobel Prize
January 15, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I think we can call that a wrap on Giving A Shit About The Nobel Prize
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join us on CBS News Whiskey Fridays, it’s gonna be totally grungified!
January 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
join us on CBS News Whiskey Fridays, it’s gonna be totally grungified!
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when I learned about the women of the Dutch resistance who seduced and killed nazis, I learned about then as heroes because that is what they were. it's not questionable or ambiguous. and I just think that's worth remembering.
January 10, 2026 at 8:49 PM
when I learned about the women of the Dutch resistance who seduced and killed nazis, I learned about then as heroes because that is what they were. it's not questionable or ambiguous. and I just think that's worth remembering.