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Lasse Hauberg | he/him 🏴
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pbump.com
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact, most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am “slowing up,” am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful “source” of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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bradlander.bsky.social
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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sodrock.bsky.social
The Houthis:
December 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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cooperlund.online
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Once again, the ads in the print edition of @theonion.com are worth the price alone
CBS NEWS News the White House can trust
December 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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katmabu.bsky.social
For any Dimension 20 nerds out there, we WILL be bringing the dome to Capitol Hill if I win.
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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junlper.beer
mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Homer's drunk note to Marge. "Maybe it's the beer talking Margue but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here nkjsdanfkjhdbnfkjhbdskjfhasbdfjakfjhsdb five dollars??!!!? get outta here
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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katmabu.bsky.social
For the record, I will be swearing in on Octavia Butler’s Parable of the Sower after I’m elected.
papabearman.bsky.social Papa Bearman @papabearman.bsky.social · 1d
Swear your oath ON the dome.
December 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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katmabu.bsky.social
lmfao
mattheweadie.bsky.social Matthew Eadie @mattheweadie.bsky.social · 1d
This was the official objection, from Maxwell Rice, a former Republican candidate for #IL09, who filed objections to several candidates this cycle

The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
December 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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worm-girl.bsky.social
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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mlyp.bsky.social
Hello Aaron this is your PR rep speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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mbunchanumbers.bsky.social
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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asherelbein.bsky.social
One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness
birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social Birds Are Dinosaurs 🦢=🦖 @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 4d
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
A still from Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Gul Dukat is sitting in Sisko's chair, drinking kanar and acting like he owns the place. (Dukat is a Cardassian, a kind of grey alien with bony ridges on their face and neck.) Caption: "... is s there a single statue of me on Bajor?"
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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theophite.bsky.social
my paternal great grandparents got off a boat in Newark and were americans from the moment they touched american soil. my only objection to that pattern is that i think we should send a plane to pick up anyone who declares themselves an american.
primaryschool.bsky.social Disgraziato @primaryschool.bsky.social · Oct 23
blood-and-soil nativism repels me on a cellular level
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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nameshiv.bsky.social
there was a time this would have led to instant and public dismissal and your now unemployment being used as a warning to every new hire for the next 10 years

We don't have to give up on that world
andraswf.bsky.social András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 5d
"A BBC journalist ran the image through an AI chatbot which identified key spots that may have been manipulated."

FFS
jordansorcery.bsky.social Jordan Sorcery @jordansorcery.bsky.social · 5d
First of many such incidents, I expect. Another ‘win’ for those ‘useful’ Gen AI tools.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
December 6, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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goldwagnathan.bsky.social
They are running the government according to the logic of right-wing grievance media. I cannot emphasize that enough. The point is to create content, and they don't see an actual difference between dunking on Sabrina Carpenter, passing legislation, and bombing other countries.
gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 5d
I don't really know what the administration hopes to gain by picking fights with the most well-liked pop artists in the United States. You're just generating backlash for no discernible reason outside of owning the libs.
annabower.bsky.social Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 5d
Sabrina Carpenter ratioed the White House after it used her song in an ICE video.

The WH deleted the post…but now it’s back with a new ICE video, this time using an altered clip from Carpenter’s SNL monologue.
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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theophite.bsky.social
the thing is that blowing up drug boats is just murder. no law licenses it. it is just war crimes. but to say out loud what the penalty for committing them is puts us in the position of accusing high government officials of capital crimes.

it is critically important to be able to say the obvious.
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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patrickwyman.bsky.social
One of the dilemmas of living through the second Trump administration is that saying these things out loud seems crazy. But yeah, the death penalty is an established, well-documented thing we have on the books for precisely these kinds of crimes; they obviously did it; and it's not hard to prove.
theophite.bsky.social rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 6d
"the government should try, convict and then kill the secretary of defense for the crime he very obviously seems to have committed" seems like a radical thing to say, but -- no, it's not. it's the actual penalty for what pete hegseth, a man who ordered death squads to murder civilians, has done.
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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katmabu.bsky.social
I’ll be streaming with famed American Girl Shoe Doll Designer Brennan Lee Mulligan!! Make sure to tune in Monday, Dec 8 at 6:30 PM CT on Twitch or YouTube!

Drop any snack-related questions I should ask below : )
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Stream guest this Monday: Brennan Lee Mulligan December 8, 6:30 pm CT on Twitch and YouTube
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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evansutton.bsky.social
It's the moment when he takes the medal out of the box and puts it on himself for me. That's one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen lol. He's so desperate to get it.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5d
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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lostcitymagic.bsky.social
Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
Image is line paper with writing showing an English word followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled and pronounced. The word is winter and pronounced kawlah
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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nerdjpg.com
When a liberal is abused, he says, 'Thank God they didn't beat me. When he is beaten, he thanks God they didn't kill him. When he is killed, he will thank God that his immortal soul has been delivered from its mortal clay. Vladimir Lenin
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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unavaleable.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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edbkenneth.bsky.social
Der er indtil videre investeret 4.600.000.000.000kr i “AI”, og hvad har vi fået for det?

Mænd kan nu lave dårlige opsummeringer af bøger, de ikke gider at læse.

Overtager “AI” os? Nej. Men det gør vores børn. Invester i dem.

50.000 af dem lever i fattigdom i Danmark. Hjælp på MobilePay 30402
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM