Danks
@danks.bsky.social
he/him/NYC
Pure, unfiltered Danks. Fresh squeezed, no addatives.
cats && tech (useful, not ai gimmics, fuck off with your crypto)
Pure, unfiltered Danks. Fresh squeezed, no addatives.
cats && tech (useful, not ai gimmics, fuck off with your crypto)
thy meal was spiced with the root of t'char
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
thy meal was spiced with the root of t'char
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oh wow you mean rounding up day laborers outside home depot or extorting universities into donating to his library hasnt improved your material conditions? what about how trans kids cant play jv volleyball anymore, did that help you at all? who could have known
The Trump they're getting isn't the one they voted for.
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
oh wow you mean rounding up day laborers outside home depot or extorting universities into donating to his library hasnt improved your material conditions? what about how trans kids cant play jv volleyball anymore, did that help you at all? who could have known
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Why can't the right win without gerrymandering?
Why can't the right uphold free speech when it isn't about them?
Why can't the right mind their own business?
Why is the right the party of Fuck Your Feelings until it's time to joke about that mediocre podcaster who caught one in the neck?
Why can't the right uphold free speech when it isn't about them?
Why can't the right mind their own business?
Why is the right the party of Fuck Your Feelings until it's time to joke about that mediocre podcaster who caught one in the neck?
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Why can't the right win without gerrymandering?
Why can't the right uphold free speech when it isn't about them?
Why can't the right mind their own business?
Why is the right the party of Fuck Your Feelings until it's time to joke about that mediocre podcaster who caught one in the neck?
Why can't the right uphold free speech when it isn't about them?
Why can't the right mind their own business?
Why is the right the party of Fuck Your Feelings until it's time to joke about that mediocre podcaster who caught one in the neck?
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i'm actually struck by how pete hegseth isn't just a cowardly man but a capital-c Coward. a guy who gets off on abusing and hurting people he thinks are weaker than him and then tries to run and hide when there might be consequences
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
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Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
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Right, the answer isn't to abandon the party to these weasels.
The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.
The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.
Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Right, the answer isn't to abandon the party to these weasels.
The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.
The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.
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Starving people is violence. Intentionally starving civilians is a war crime.
Trump is committing war crimes against Americans.
Trump is committing war crimes against Americans.
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Starving people is violence. Intentionally starving civilians is a war crime.
Trump is committing war crimes against Americans.
Trump is committing war crimes against Americans.
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this is how i will remember dick cheney.
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
this is how i will remember dick cheney.
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it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"
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People may think this is a joke, but it's not.
Also if you're a person with a vagina, you have to be cautious if you have serious allergies from ejaculate.
I've had three pharmacists warn me about my antibiotic allergy and semen.
I don't know if the same holds true for vaginal secretions.
Also if you're a person with a vagina, you have to be cautious if you have serious allergies from ejaculate.
I've had three pharmacists warn me about my antibiotic allergy and semen.
I don't know if the same holds true for vaginal secretions.
mental note: don't eat 30 Reese's Pumpkin Cups in 4 days, than get a blow job from someone allergic to peanuts 😬
October 25, 2025 at 9:08 AM
People may think this is a joke, but it's not.
Also if you're a person with a vagina, you have to be cautious if you have serious allergies from ejaculate.
I've had three pharmacists warn me about my antibiotic allergy and semen.
I don't know if the same holds true for vaginal secretions.
Also if you're a person with a vagina, you have to be cautious if you have serious allergies from ejaculate.
I've had three pharmacists warn me about my antibiotic allergy and semen.
I don't know if the same holds true for vaginal secretions.
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The problem is all the shit that it could be great for doesn't have immediately commercially exploitable applications.
October 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
The problem is all the shit that it could be great for doesn't have immediately commercially exploitable applications.
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Friends in BROOKLYN and QUEENS, sweet Penny is still missing. She was last seen on Bushwick Ave / Beaver Ave.
Please share this updated poster and keep and eye out if you can
Please share this updated poster and keep and eye out if you can
October 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Friends in BROOKLYN and QUEENS, sweet Penny is still missing. She was last seen on Bushwick Ave / Beaver Ave.
Please share this updated poster and keep and eye out if you can
Please share this updated poster and keep and eye out if you can
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You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.
I liked the Platner ads too but I think there's a difference between "guy who had some bad reddit posts a decade ago" and "ex-Blackwater merc who still has a Nazi tattoo." Sucks bigtime that he's the only one taking positions and talking policy I like, but them's the breaks!
October 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
You have to be willing to walk away from these guys if they let you down, just as a matter of basic self respect. It's not a fandom. You're hiring them to do a job or not.
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It's obvious that Trump pardoned the J6 criminals to empower domestic terrorists who would help him build a dictatorship. Trump did it even though polls showed most Republican voters opposed pardons for J6 criminals who assaulted cops. Trump did it to build a thug army and normalize violence.
NEW: A Jan. 6 rioter who breached the Senate floor — and was subsequently pardoned by Trump — was arrested Sunday for threatening to assassinate Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
October 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It's obvious that Trump pardoned the J6 criminals to empower domestic terrorists who would help him build a dictatorship. Trump did it even though polls showed most Republican voters opposed pardons for J6 criminals who assaulted cops. Trump did it to build a thug army and normalize violence.
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young republicans have gary larson phenotype
October 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
young republicans have gary larson phenotype
Sweet clouds over the fols setting up the farmers market.
Not a king to be seen.
Not a king to be seen.
October 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Sweet clouds over the fols setting up the farmers market.
Not a king to be seen.
Not a king to be seen.
Dawn over Long Island Sound.
Not a king in sight
Not a king in sight
October 18, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Dawn over Long Island Sound.
Not a king in sight
Not a king in sight
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US Government accounts have arrived on Bluesky.
Block on sight.
Protect your digital space.
Be aware that the DHS account in particular is known to quote dunk on regular people to encourage their followers to harass them.
The detach quote function will come in very handy here…
Block on sight.
Protect your digital space.
Be aware that the DHS account in particular is known to quote dunk on regular people to encourage their followers to harass them.
The detach quote function will come in very handy here…
October 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
US Government accounts have arrived on Bluesky.
Block on sight.
Protect your digital space.
Be aware that the DHS account in particular is known to quote dunk on regular people to encourage their followers to harass them.
The detach quote function will come in very handy here…
Block on sight.
Protect your digital space.
Be aware that the DHS account in particular is known to quote dunk on regular people to encourage their followers to harass them.
The detach quote function will come in very handy here…
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MAGA folks don’t understand that the culture of Bluesky involves everyone just blocking people they don’t like without any engagement.
They think they’re “shadowbanned” by some unseen force from above.
They think they’re “shadowbanned” by some unseen force from above.
October 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
MAGA folks don’t understand that the culture of Bluesky involves everyone just blocking people they don’t like without any engagement.
They think they’re “shadowbanned” by some unseen force from above.
They think they’re “shadowbanned” by some unseen force from above.
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Remember our mantra:
Don't Engage, Just Block.
Don't Engage, Just Block.
October 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Remember our mantra:
Don't Engage, Just Block.
Don't Engage, Just Block.
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wanted to post this while it's fresh in my head. some nights i like to take a bunch of molly and wander around my neighborhood thinking about life & the univers, and also doing laundry. One of the things i like to do when wandering is watch when the last metro-north train...
October 18, 2025 at 6:50 AM
wanted to post this while it's fresh in my head. some nights i like to take a bunch of molly and wander around my neighborhood thinking about life & the univers, and also doing laundry. One of the things i like to do when wandering is watch when the last metro-north train...
wanted to post this while it's fresh in my head. some nights i like to take a bunch of molly and wander around my neighborhood thinking about life & the univers, and also doing laundry. One of the things i like to do when wandering is watch when the last metro-north train...
October 18, 2025 at 6:50 AM
wanted to post this while it's fresh in my head. some nights i like to take a bunch of molly and wander around my neighborhood thinking about life & the univers, and also doing laundry. One of the things i like to do when wandering is watch when the last metro-north train...